Anonymous
05/22/2023 07:48
Subject: You guys give bad advice
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:So my last day was yesterday and based on the “advice” in this forum I did not include my cool meme. I was thinking maybe Office Space Meme.
Instead wrote a nice professional last day note. Thanking everyone blah blah blah.
I got 27 -30 emojis and a few memes as the response from coworkers. No one wrote a written response.
Now I look like an old outdated dinosaur 🦕 with pleated pants and a double breasted suit!
They did not write a response because they do not know you well enough and do not care.
Exactly! That's what I was getting ready to type. They sent emojis and memes because that's easier than writing a response to someone they don't GAF about.
Anonymous
05/21/2023 23:09
Subject: You guys give bad advice
Anonymous wrote:So my last day was yesterday and based on the “advice” in this forum I did not include my cool meme. I was thinking maybe Office Space Meme.
Instead wrote a nice professional last day note. Thanking everyone blah blah blah.
I got 27 -30 emojis and a few memes as the response from coworkers. No one wrote a written response.
Now I look like an old outdated dinosaur 🦕 with pleated pants and a double breasted suit!
They did not write a response because they do not know you well enough and do not care.
Anonymous
05/20/2023 10:56
Subject: You guys give bad advice
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Which of your 4 jobs did you quit?
I quit my FinTech one, plus was “off-boarded” my other Private Equity job focusing on Banking as new jam. Boards need me to right this ship.
The recent financial crisis in banks is ripe for me to step in as fresh blood to clean house and throw around big words. I am a banking expert now.
No more crypto, cloud computing, Y2K, Options trading, SOX, International exposure, start ups, IFRS, large scale IT conversions, bankruptcies, mergers and acquisitions etc. I am on to the next crisis!! I just know CEO is next. Hoping at more than one firm.
Never waste a good crisis!! Every crisis I appear!! Got a million dollar check to fix Fannie Mae Freddie Mac!! Got 5 million fixing stock crash of 2000.
I say this backing crisis good for a few more million. No need for over employment. I got a crisis to work on!
You should ask ChatGPT to write your schtick, this world salad of “finance” SEO terms isn’t cutting it.
It is called white font in the footer where I hid my key words to get by HR ATS. I have a PhD in Pakistan do my hone tasks and problem solver work.
I am also aerospace. Forestry, nuclear waste mgt, fishing, lumber, aluminum and automotive. I have a whole manufacturing side to me. ChatGPT I am starting to move to for outsourcing contractor level jobs at lower pay. I like $200-$350 consulting gigs if not an FTE. Ever I one on one and handhold CEOs. Or sweet talk the ladies.
This explains so much.
It does? It confused me further. Is the PhD physically in Pakistan? Like the paperwork? Was it earned in Pakistan? Is the phd about Pakistan? Are there PhDs “in” other countries? It sounds like a subplot from Arrested Development in the making.
I know how to disable Zscaler and stuff on lap top. I have a data scientist in Pakistan sharp as a whip do my complex IT tasks for $20 an hour. I download to encrypted cloud porthole he then does his thing or uploads to cloud portal. Got my mouse jiggled going on my side.
Too much drama so stopped. I May get new job just let him do it all. Even do interview. Maybe ship him laptop. But who knows
Anonymous
05/19/2023 18:32
Subject: You guys give bad advice
Anonymous wrote:So my last day was yesterday and based on the “advice” in this forum I did not include my cool meme. I was thinking maybe Office Space Meme.
Instead wrote a nice professional last day note. Thanking everyone blah blah blah.
I got 27 -30 emojis and a few memes as the response from coworkers. No one wrote a written response.
Now I look like an old outdated dinosaur 🦕 with pleated pants and a double breasted suit!
Why would you expect a written response? I don’t get your point.
Anonymous
05/19/2023 17:51
Subject: You guys give bad advice
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Yeah dont get advice from this place, lol. If only I could regale you with the long line of horrific advise I've gotten from people on DCUM. It's mostly disgruntled/rageful boomers and disaffected, out of it Xers who are zero in touch with the modern world. Use it to source opinions but realize 95% of the people here are pathologically crazy and that's why theyre on here 24/7
So which one are you? The rageful boomer or the disaffected Xer?
OP - You seem very immature. This is not a real problem.
Those who can’t work or think are state and federal employees.
That seems totally irrelevant and obnoxious for no reason.
Anonymous
05/19/2023 15:50
Subject: You guys give bad advice
Anonymous wrote:So my last day was yesterday and based on the “advice” in this forum I did not include my cool meme. I was thinking maybe Office Space Meme.
Instead wrote a nice professional last day note. Thanking everyone blah blah blah.
I got 27 -30 emojis and a few memes as the response from coworkers. No one wrote a written response.
Now I look like an old outdated dinosaur 🦕 with pleated pants and a double breasted suit!
Sounds like your coworkers are always playing on and responding with their iPhones.
Anonymous
05/19/2023 15:40
Subject: You guys give bad advice
You asked for help and people took time out of their day to offer their best advice to a stranger on the internet.
It is rude of you to come back and blame them if you are not happy with your own behavior. You know your environment best.
Perhaps this will teach you not to crowdsource your professional decisions on social media. Older people already know that.
It is rude of you to come back and blame them if you are not happy with your own behavior. You know your environment best.
Perhaps this will teach you not to crowdsource your professional decisions on social media. Older people already know that.
Anonymous
05/19/2023 14:27
Subject: You guys give bad advice
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Which of your 4 jobs did you quit?
I quit my FinTech one, plus was “off-boarded” my other Private Equity job focusing on Banking as new jam. Boards need me to right this ship.
The recent financial crisis in banks is ripe for me to step in as fresh blood to clean house and throw around big words. I am a banking expert now.
No more crypto, cloud computing, Y2K, Options trading, SOX, International exposure, start ups, IFRS, large scale IT conversions, bankruptcies, mergers and acquisitions etc. I am on to the next crisis!! I just know CEO is next. Hoping at more than one firm.
Never waste a good crisis!! Every crisis I appear!! Got a million dollar check to fix Fannie Mae Freddie Mac!! Got 5 million fixing stock crash of 2000.
I say this backing crisis good for a few more million. No need for over employment. I got a crisis to work on!
You should ask ChatGPT to write your schtick, this world salad of “finance” SEO terms isn’t cutting it.
It is called white font in the footer where I hid my key words to get by HR ATS. I have a PhD in Pakistan do my hone tasks and problem solver work.
I am also aerospace. Forestry, nuclear waste mgt, fishing, lumber, aluminum and automotive. I have a whole manufacturing side to me. ChatGPT I am starting to move to for outsourcing contractor level jobs at lower pay. I like $200-$350 consulting gigs if not an FTE. Ever I one on one and handhold CEOs. Or sweet talk the ladies.
This explains so much.
It does? It confused me further. Is the PhD physically in Pakistan? Like the paperwork? Was it earned in Pakistan? Is the phd about Pakistan? Are there PhDs “in” other countries? It sounds like a subplot from Arrested Development in the making.
Anonymous
05/19/2023 13:53
Subject: You guys give bad advice
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Which of your 4 jobs did you quit?
I quit my FinTech one, plus was “off-boarded” my other Private Equity job focusing on Banking as new jam. Boards need me to right this ship.
The recent financial crisis in banks is ripe for me to step in as fresh blood to clean house and throw around big words. I am a banking expert now.
No more crypto, cloud computing, Y2K, Options trading, SOX, International exposure, start ups, IFRS, large scale IT conversions, bankruptcies, mergers and acquisitions etc. I am on to the next crisis!! I just know CEO is next. Hoping at more than one firm.
Never waste a good crisis!! Every crisis I appear!! Got a million dollar check to fix Fannie Mae Freddie Mac!! Got 5 million fixing stock crash of 2000.
I say this backing crisis good for a few more million. No need for over employment. I got a crisis to work on!
You should ask ChatGPT to write your schtick, this world salad of “finance” SEO terms isn’t cutting it.
It is called white font in the footer where I hid my key words to get by HR ATS. I have a PhD in Pakistan do my hone tasks and problem solver work.
I am also aerospace. Forestry, nuclear waste mgt, fishing, lumber, aluminum and automotive. I have a whole manufacturing side to me. ChatGPT I am starting to move to for outsourcing contractor level jobs at lower pay. I like $200-$350 consulting gigs if not an FTE. Ever I one on one and handhold CEOs. Or sweet talk the ladies.
This explains so much.
Anonymous
05/19/2023 13:36
Subject: You guys give bad advice
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Yeah dont get advice from this place, lol. If only I could regale you with the long line of horrific advise I've gotten from people on DCUM. It's mostly disgruntled/rageful boomers and disaffected, out of it Xers who are zero in touch with the modern world. Use it to source opinions but realize 95% of the people here are pathologically crazy and that's why theyre on here 24/7
So which one are you? The rageful boomer or the disaffected Xer?
OP - You seem very immature. This is not a real problem.
Those who can’t work or think are state and federal employees.
Anonymous
05/19/2023 08:48
Subject: You guys give bad advice
Anonymous wrote:Yeah dont get advice from this place, lol. If only I could regale you with the long line of horrific advise I've gotten from people on DCUM. It's mostly disgruntled/rageful boomers and disaffected, out of it Xers who are zero in touch with the modern world. Use it to source opinions but realize 95% of the people here are pathologically crazy and that's why theyre on here 24/7
So which one are you? The rageful boomer or the disaffected Xer?
OP - You seem very immature. This is not a real problem.
Anonymous
05/19/2023 07:46
Subject: You guys give bad advice
Anonymous wrote:So my last day was yesterday and based on the “advice” in this forum I did not include my cool meme. I was thinking maybe Office Space Meme.
Instead wrote a nice professional last day note. Thanking everyone blah blah blah.
I got 27 -30 emojis and a few memes as the response from coworkers. No one wrote a written response.
Now I look like an old outdated dinosaur 🦕 with pleated pants and a double breasted suit!
If it makes you feel better, pleated pants are back in.
Anonymous
05/19/2023 07:42
Subject: You guys give bad advice
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Which of your 4 jobs did you quit?
I quit my FinTech one, plus was “off-boarded” my other Private Equity job focusing on Banking as new jam. Boards need me to right this ship.
The recent financial crisis in banks is ripe for me to step in as fresh blood to clean house and throw around big words. I am a banking expert now.
No more crypto, cloud computing, Y2K, Options trading, SOX, International exposure, start ups, IFRS, large scale IT conversions, bankruptcies, mergers and acquisitions etc. I am on to the next crisis!! I just know CEO is next. Hoping at more than one firm.
Never waste a good crisis!! Every crisis I appear!! Got a million dollar check to fix Fannie Mae Freddie Mac!! Got 5 million fixing stock crash of 2000.
I say this backing crisis good for a few more million. No need for over employment. I got a crisis to work on!
You should ask ChatGPT to write your schtick, this world salad of “finance” SEO terms isn’t cutting it.
It is called white font in the footer where I hid my key words to get by HR ATS. I have a PhD in Pakistan do my hone tasks and problem solver work.
I am also aerospace. Forestry, nuclear waste mgt, fishing, lumber, aluminum and automotive. I have a whole manufacturing side to me. ChatGPT I am starting to move to for outsourcing contractor level jobs at lower pay. I like $200-$350 consulting gigs if not an FTE. Ever I one on one and handhold CEOs. Or sweet talk the ladies.
Anonymous
05/19/2023 07:32
Subject: You guys give bad advice
Anonymous wrote:Double breasted suits are back in
Pleated pants, too
Anonymous
05/19/2023 06:03
Subject: You guys give bad advice
Anonymous wrote:So my last day was yesterday and based on the “advice” in this forum I did not include my cool meme. I was thinking maybe Office Space Meme.
Instead wrote a nice professional last day note. Thanking everyone blah blah blah.
I got 27 -30 emojis and a few memes as the response from coworkers. No one wrote a written response.
Now I look like an old outdated dinosaur 🦕 with pleated pants and a double breasted suit!
Good.