Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:If you are willing to offer them cash to vacate, you can get them out. Pony up a few grand and they will go.

Why would a stranger move out of a house because a stranger offers some $?

Free cash?

Anonymous wrote:Just file multiple cases in different courts—they don’t talk to each other. Hell, spell the defendants’ names wrong. If you keep
Throwing out a bunch of darts something will eventually stick

Are you going to pay for OP's attorney when they're caught lying?

Anonymous wrote:Just file multiple cases in different courts—they don’t talk to each other. Hell, spell the defendants’ names wrong. If you keep
Throwing out a bunch of darts something will eventually stick

Auditioning for The Onion?

Just file multiple cases in different courts—they don’t talk to each other. Hell, spell the defendants’ names wrong. If you keep
Throwing out a bunch of darts something will eventually stick

Anonymous wrote:If you are willing to offer them cash to vacate, you can get them out. Pony up a few grand and they will go.

Why would a stranger move out of a house because a stranger offers some $?

HAHA good luck

* sign on

If you are willing to offer them cash to vacate, you can get them out. Pony up a few grand and they will go.

Anonymous wrote:Just try it -- maybe it works, maybe it doesn't. The worst thing that happens is a court tells you to wait.

The OP is going to have to fill out paperwork in a court of law stating that they are the owner -- and in every single court house in America, at the very bottom of that statement, they'll have to sign in the line that states that what they wrote is the truth, under penalty of law, and then it will lists what the penalties are for perjury...

and you want the OP to just... take a chance in doing that?

How ethical of you.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Just try it -- maybe it works, maybe it doesn't. The worst thing that happens is a court tells you to wait.

The worst that can happen is that you sign forms asserting a right in a property that you have no right to and someone notices and refers your perjury to the district attorney's office

HOw would this be perjury? But can OP charge rent?

When you file to evict you have to assert ownership of the property which OP does not have..

"1. I, (name, address, and phone #)_____________________________________________________________________, swear or
affirm, under penalties of perjury, that I have knowledge of the facts set forth in this Complaint and that I am: ‰ Plaintiff, or
‰ Plaintiff’s attorney, or ‰ Plaintiff’s agent authorized to make this verification and my relationship to Plaintiff is (explain, and
if Plaintiff is a corporation, include your title)_____________________________________________________________________.
2. Plaintiff ‰ is the Landlord or Owner, or ‰ has been appointed Personal Representative of the Estate in case no. _______
and is authorized to take possession of the property, or ‰ is not the Landlord, Owner, or Personal Representative but has
the right to demand possession because (explain)__________________________________________________________. "


https://www.dccourts.gov/sites/default/files/pdf-forms/Form1B_ComplaintForNoticeOrOtherGrounds.pdf

By the second question, OP would have perjured themselves

Anonymous wrote:OP is in MD. Go file the papers today. Your soonest court date will be 6 weeks from now, and by then you'll probalby own it. In the meantime, the tenants will get a notice from the Sheriff about the court date, and that may at least help them see you're serious.

Then, each month rent is missed, file a new case with the court. They all take so logn that you'll have a few at various stages of the process. If the tenant pays nothing, you're looking at 12 weeks to get the sheriff to evict (after court judgement and opportunity to pay.. total is about 12 weeks). If they pay fro the month owed in _that case_, it stops it and on to the next month and the next case. Once you get 3 cases in your favor in 12 months, you can proceed to eviction without a new case. Expect 4-6 weeks from teh time you have the order to when the Sheriff can actually show up.

Professional deadbeat tenants know this and work the system.

OP a lot of this is terrible advice. If it is a real issue get a lawyer.

OP is in MD. Go file the papers today. Your soonest court date will be 6 weeks from now, and by then you'll probalby own it. In the meantime, the tenants will get a notice from the Sheriff about the court date, and that may at least help them see you're serious.

Then, each month rent is missed, file a new case with the court. They all take so logn that you'll have a few at various stages of the process. If the tenant pays nothing, you're looking at 12 weeks to get the sheriff to evict (after court judgement and opportunity to pay.. total is about 12 weeks). If they pay fro the month owed in _that case_, it stops it and on to the next month and the next case. Once you get 3 cases in your favor in 12 months, you can proceed to eviction without a new case. Expect 4-6 weeks from teh time you have the order to when the Sheriff can actually show up.

Professional deadbeat tenants know this and work the system.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Just try it -- maybe it works, maybe it doesn't. The worst thing that happens is a court tells you to wait.

The worst that can happen is that you sign forms asserting a right in a property that you have no right to and someone notices and refers your perjury to the district attorney's office

HOw would this be perjury? But can OP charge rent?

OP cannot charge rent before she owns the property.

Rent?!?! Seriously. Why doesn’t OP pay up first.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Just try it -- maybe it works, maybe it doesn't. The worst thing that happens is a court tells you to wait.

The worst that can happen is that you sign forms asserting a right in a property that you have no right to and someone notices and refers your perjury to the district attorney's office

HOw would this be perjury? But can OP charge rent?

OP cannot charge rent before she owns the property.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Just try it -- maybe it works, maybe it doesn't. The worst thing that happens is a court tells you to wait.

The worst that can happen is that you sign forms asserting a right in a property that you have no right to and someone notices and refers your perjury to the district attorney's office

HOw would this be perjury? But can OP charge rent?