Anonymous
Post 03/08/2023 11:37     Subject: Misheard lyrics

Anonymous wrote:Gonna have some matzah, baby, this evening, gotta have some matzah, baby, tonight!


Anonymous
Post 03/08/2023 11:34     Subject: Misheard lyrics

Volunteered for the Army on my birthday
It's a type of white trash church around here anyway

Steve Earle
Anonymous
Post 03/08/2023 11:34     Subject: Misheard lyrics

"Hold me closer Tony Danzaaaa"
Anonymous
Post 03/08/2023 11:30     Subject: Misheard lyrics

"Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever doooo
I guess it rains down in Africaaaa (I guess it rains!)"

or alternatively, "I guess Lorraine's down in Africaaaaa"
Anonymous
Post 03/07/2023 23:30     Subject: Misheard lyrics

Anonymous wrote:The evergreen "Excuse me while I kiss this guy."


Original lyrics by Jimi Hendrix
Anonymous
Post 03/07/2023 23:17     Subject: Re:Misheard lyrics

Know what I mean?
It’s just supreme
Greased Lightning
No no no no
No no no no no no no no no no no noooooo
Anonymous
Post 03/07/2023 22:57     Subject: Re:Misheard lyrics

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I always thought it was “I went to the danger zone” not highway to the danger zone. I only realized I was wrong this summer when the new movie came out and my kids laughed at me.


I was today years old when I learned that it wasn’t.


Same here. You really do learn something new every day.
Anonymous
Post 03/07/2023 22:16     Subject: Re:Misheard lyrics

Anonymous wrote:I always thought it was “I went to the danger zone” not highway to the danger zone. I only realized I was wrong this summer when the new movie came out and my kids laughed at me.


I was today years old when I learned that it wasn’t.
Anonymous
Post 03/07/2023 22:03     Subject: Misheard lyrics

Anonymous wrote:I had a friend recently singing "raspberry sorbet" and had no idea why I was laughing.


The kind you find in a 2nd hand store?
Anonymous
Post 03/07/2023 21:37     Subject: Misheard lyrics

Michael told me in the closet, I got some chicken, I’m so sad
Anonymous
Post 03/07/2023 20:55     Subject: Re:Misheard lyrics

A year has passed since I broke my nose.

-Sting
Anonymous
Post 03/07/2023 20:20     Subject: Misheard lyrics

I had a friend recently singing "raspberry sorbet" and had no idea why I was laughing.
Anonymous
Post 03/07/2023 20:18     Subject: Re:Misheard lyrics

It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not
Bon Jovi
Anonymous
Post 03/07/2023 20:16     Subject: Re:Misheard lyrics

Anonymous wrote:I always thought it was “I went to the danger zone” not highway to the danger zone. I only realized I was wrong this summer when the new movie came out and my kids laughed at me.



Me, too!!!
Anonymous
Post 03/07/2023 20:10     Subject: Misheard lyrics

I'm walking in Memphis. Walking with my feet 10 feet of the pier.