Anonymous
Post 05/13/2022 16:18     Subject: Tell me your best jokes
What's the leading cause of dry skin? Towels.
Anonymous
Post 05/13/2022 16:13     Subject: Tell me your best jokes
Anonymous wrote:What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam.


This is the only one that made me laugh out loud for real.
Anonymous
Post 05/13/2022 16:09     Subject: Tell me your best jokes
Anonymous wrote:Why do mice have such tiny balls?


Because so very few of them know how to dance.


Love this and sent it to a friend.
Anonymous
Post 05/13/2022 16:08     Subject: Tell me your best jokes
Anonymous wrote:What did Communists use to light their homes before candles?

Electricity.


Ok this is good.
Anonymous
Post 05/13/2022 16:03     Subject: Re:Tell me your best jokes
Anonymous wrote:What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

You probably think it’s “R” but it be the “C”


O.k
I think I finally got it. "C" for sea.
Anonymous
Post 05/13/2022 15:14     Subject: Re:Tell me your best jokes
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

You probably think it’s “R” but it be the “C”


O.k. I don't get it.


It be the sea.

Yeah, I don't get homophones either. I don't process language that way.
Anonymous
Post 05/13/2022 14:45     Subject: Re:Tell me your best jokes
Anonymous wrote:What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

You probably think it’s “R” but it be the “C”


O.k. I don't get it.
Anonymous
Post 05/13/2022 06:14     Subject: Tell me your best jokes
Anonymous wrote:Why do mice have such tiny balls?


Because so very few of them know how to dance.


I love this!
Anonymous
Post 05/13/2022 05:37     Subject: Tell me your best jokes
Why do mice have such tiny balls?


Because so very few of them know how to dance.
Anonymous
Post 05/13/2022 03:58     Subject: Tell me your best jokes
What did Communists use to light their homes before candles?

Electricity.
Anonymous
Post 05/13/2022 00:16     Subject: Tell me your best jokes
Two Irishmen walk past a bar.

Hey, it COULD happen!
Anonymous
Post 05/12/2022 21:34     Subject: Re:Tell me your best jokes
What was the greatest surgical procedure ever performed
?



Lansing Michigan.
Anonymous
Post 05/12/2022 21:04     Subject: Re:Tell me your best jokes
Is that a sushi roll in your pocket? Or are you just happy sashimi.
Anonymous
Post 05/12/2022 20:51     Subject: Re:Tell me your best jokes
The local pharmacy was robbed and the thieves made off with their entire stock of Viagra. The police are on the lookout for hardened criminals.
Anonymous
Post 05/12/2022 20:39     Subject: Tell me your best jokes
Q: How can you tell if a joke is a dad joke?
A: It’s apparent.