I put him down for 7.4 seconds

This morning my daughter cried her eyes out because I told her she cannot hit the dog with blocks......

Anonymous wrote:His banana broke.

Code red, code red!

Was not allowed to climb the stroller on a tile floor (to clarify I do not mean “climb into” I mean just climb it like playground equipment.

Subsequently was made to wear a hat after asking for “hat? Hat? Hat?” For fifteen minutes.

She appreciates your sympathy in these trying times.

Wanted to be carried while not being carried. Wanted me to go away to Saturn on a plane. I am so up for it too....

20 month old DD had a heartbreaking sob-fest because out of a big bowl of strawberries her brother ate the one strawberry she wanted. Even though he swallowed it she kept crying, “give back!”

He wanted to play hide and seek and yelled at me for finding him 😩

Mine demands that we turn on Octonauts and the Ring of Fire.

When we turn it on, he throws a tantrum demanding we turn on Octonauts and the Ring of Fire.

So then we turn it off.

And then he screams and demands we turn on Octonauts and the Ring of Fire.

This happens at least once an hour.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I told her I bought her some paw patrol water wow books as a surprise.

How dare you?

+1. Child abuse lol

My granddaughter was upset when my SIL closed the cabinet under the sink after he got out a dishwasher tab. She wanted to play underneath

-I made him go potty when he said he didn’t have to go potty (spoiler alert: he did have to go potty)
- he wanted his sister to give him a green sticker (sister did not have a green sticker)
- at two different points in the day he cried over tv- goes not wanting it on and it was off, then later wanting it off when it was on.
- he doesn’t have a Chase (from Paw Patrol) piñata. His birthday isn’t until the fall.

This was all today. I’m tired.

DS, 3.5, burst into tears last week because he ate his school lunch at preschool when he wanted to eat it at home. (?). I asked if he was hungry and he said no and yelled “I’m not hungry because I ate my school lunch at school! That’s the problem!” I offered to make him another school lunch (identical to the eaten lunch) that he could have now or later at home and he just walked away and said, “no. School lunch is for school,”

I still have no clue what he wanted!

My youngest is 12 and my oldest is in college but I love these threads because it makes me totally remember that toddler phase.

This morning it was because I gave her cranberries on her cereal when she choose cranberries to have on her cereal (it cleared up once she ate said cereal and remember that she liked cranberries)

I cut up her waffle aka I broke it

Wants to put on her own pants "I do it, no mama do it, no I do it"

"my wine" (in reference to my wine)