Anonymous
Post 02/10/2022 11:44     Subject: Give me some pick up lines

Don't be picky. I wasn't.
Anonymous
Post 02/10/2022 11:27     Subject: Give me some pick up lines

Excuse me, ma’am? I’d like to do sexual intercourse to you, just FYI.
Anonymous
Post 02/10/2022 10:35     Subject: Re:Give me some pick up lines

Anonymous wrote:I don’t have any lines for you but just wanted to say that I would totally get into this if my boyfriend would ask. I hope you 2 have lots of fun!!


Why don't you suggest it?
Anonymous
Post 02/10/2022 10:07     Subject: Give me some pick up lines

Anonymous wrote:Do you like fitness? What do you think about fitndis dick in your ass

Oh that is good!
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2022 23:27     Subject: Give me some pick up lines

Anonymous wrote:You: Are you married?
Her: Yes.
You: how long have you had that problem?.
okay maybe you shouldn't say that since the problem in that case would be you. Or maybe you could have fun with it and ask her what are some things you don't do with your husband but you wish you could
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2022 22:08     Subject: Give me some pick up lines

You: Are you married?
Her: Yes.
You: That's okay, I don't mind.
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2022 22:08     Subject: Give me some pick up lines

I must know you.
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2022 22:04     Subject: Re:Give me some pick up lines

That is a beautiful dress (blouse, skirt, whatever). My wife has one exactly like it, but it looks way better on you.
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2022 22:04     Subject: Give me some pick up lines

Do you happen to know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice.
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2022 22:03     Subject: Re:Give me some pick up lines

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ima
Ima who?
I'm a gonna bang the hell out of you tonight!
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2022 22:01     Subject: Re:Give me some pick up lines

Anonymous wrote:I don’t have any lines for you but just wanted to say that I would totally get into this if my boyfriend would ask. I hope you 2 have lots of fun!!


I tried it once with a girlfriend, and it was not as much fun as you might think. She played the part too long and kept saying the annoying things that a first time hookup would say (where do you keep your towells?) when I was ready to cut the games and just have sex.
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2022 21:12     Subject: Give me some pick up lines

Anonymous wrote:Hand her a sugar packet and ask her if she dropped her nametag.


OMG I cannot believe this made me LOL
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2022 21:07     Subject: Give me some pick up lines

Do you like fitness? What do you think about fitndis dick in your ass
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2022 21:07     Subject: Give me some pick up lines

Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2022 21:05     Subject: Give me some pick up lines

Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.