Anonymous
Post 01/16/2022 10:47     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Commercial bulk TP from a wholesale janitorial supply that is not as thin as Scott but not as linty as Charmin or Cottonelle.
Anonymous
Post 01/16/2022 10:36     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
I got 10 bathrooms I can shit all day.

-lil Wayne
Anonymous
Post 01/16/2022 10:35     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Anonymous wrote:Cottonelle


Destroys the pipes
Anonymous
Post 01/16/2022 09:11     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Anonymous wrote:I have a large-ish home with 5 bathrooms, but only one toilet on the main level and that one needs replacing the most, probably every third day or so.


^^i am this poster, we buy Members Mark at Sam’s Club which is much thicker and softer than Kirkland (we are members at both.)
Anonymous
Post 01/16/2022 09:10     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
I have a large-ish home with 5 bathrooms, but only one toilet on the main level and that one needs replacing the most, probably every third day or so.
Anonymous
Post 01/16/2022 09:01     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Charmin purchased from Costco.
Anonymous
Post 01/16/2022 08:59     Subject: Re:S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
New money buys Charmin

Old money buys Scott
Anonymous
Post 01/16/2022 08:49     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Large Angel Soft rolls. Charmin clogs the toilet.
Anonymous
Post 01/16/2022 08:48     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Charmin. We keep a full pack under all bathroom sinks so there’s no running around. Doesn’t everybody?
Anonymous
Post 01/16/2022 08:33     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Charmin leaves too much fluff behind

Cottenelle is too thick
Anonymous
Post 01/16/2022 08:31     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Scott. I can afford whatever toilet paper I want and still choose Scott!
Anonymous
Post 01/16/2022 08:24     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Charmin Extra Soft
Anonymous
Post 01/16/2022 08:22     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
I use Angel Soft, and I buy it in a case so we never run out. Five rolls per bathroom, only refill once a month or so.
Anonymous
Post 01/16/2022 08:20     Subject: Re:S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
7th Generation or reel (available at Target).
Anonymous
Post 01/16/2022 07:12     Subject: Re:S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Scott tissue all the way. I refuse to replace a roll of Charmin every few days.


If you are UMC, you have so many toilets scattered around the house that you aren't replacing rolls that often... Or you have maids that come by and ensure there are rolls.

Scott is MC TP.


You are wrong. I live in a 7000 square foot house with 8 bathrooms. That is exactly why I don’t want to run around replacing toilet paper all the time.