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But how the heck do you end up here to begin with? That’s the bizarre part. Morbid curiosity about a parenting board?

DP. DCUM threads show up as a top result on a surprisingly wide variety of Google searches.

I guess. But when I was child free, it would be a result I’d skip. It wouldn’t even register.

That’s not how the internet works, granny.

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Posters from the Midwest

Ack! Puhleeze! Don’t dis us! We have nothing else to do - except wave at you while we

stand frozen in our 2 inches of snow

as you fly over our states!

That made me giggle.

Anonymous wrote:Guys who come here to boast about cheating. They're somehow ALWAYS "6'1, in shape, good job". So with a job, gym time, a family, and an affair you somehow are able to spend so much time on a parenting board?

It always sounds like fiction.

About as much fiction as the wives who insist they married a great guy who does 50/50 household chores AND childcare.

Guys who come here to boast about cheating. They're somehow ALWAYS "6'1, in shape, good job". So with a job, gym time, a family, and an affair you somehow are able to spend so much time on a parenting board?

It always sounds like fiction.

Also hate "you're just jealous" poster, as well as her cousin "You seem really insecure." These are such classic mean girl retorts and even when they aren't directed at me, they make me mad. Just takes me straight back to middle school and how the rich girls with the good clothes could pretty much do whatever they wanted and if you objected, it was because you were just jealous or seemed really insecure. This is legitimately triggering for me. I have to restrain myself.

This is usually the moment when a voice in the back of my head says "Get off DCUM."

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Posters from the Midwest

Ack! Puhleeze! Don’t dis us! We have nothing else to do - except wave at you while we

stand frozen in our 2 inches of snow

as you fly over our states!

Anonymous wrote:Posters who think that anyone who uses a common word/phrase in their reply is just one person, posting over and over again.

Posters in the Entertainment forum who think the person disagreeing with them is the celebrity themselves. Like, no, Meghan Markle is not spending her afternoon debating you on a random DCUM thread.

Okay. This made me lol. I was accused of being Gwyneth Paltrow

Anyone who posts on DCUM. So annoying. I mean really, get a life!

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Anonymous wrote:The idiot posters who always act surprised or annoyed that single/childfree people post on DCUM.

It’s like...do you even know how the internet works?

DC Urban Moms and Dads

You’re an annoying poster. Plus you don’t understand how the internet works.

+1, this drives me nuts. Childless people care about local issues, too. And plus there are lots of people who don’t live in DC on here.

+2. By my count, there are 21 child-related forums and 32 general interest.

But how the heck do you end up here to begin with? That’s the bizarre part. Morbid curiosity about a parenting board?

This type of poster. They are the most annoying. Followed by the poster who claimed when they were childless this wouldn’t register even if it showed up on google.

Posters from the Midwest

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Anonymous wrote:The idiot posters who always act surprised or annoyed that single/childfree people post on DCUM.

It’s like...do you even know how the internet works?

DC Urban Moms and Dads

You’re an annoying poster. Plus you don’t understand how the internet works.

+1, this drives me nuts. Childless people care about local issues, too. And plus there are lots of people who don’t live in DC on here.

+2. By my count, there are 21 child-related forums and 32 general interest.

But how the heck do you end up here to begin with? That’s the bizarre part. Morbid curiosity about a parenting board?

Learn how the internet works. That’s the most bizarre part. The fact that the internet confuses you.

“How the internet works” poster.

If you actually understood how it worked you wouldn’t be annoyed.

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Anonymous wrote:The idiot posters who always act surprised or annoyed that single/childfree people post on DCUM.

It’s like...do you even know how the internet works?

DC Urban Moms and Dads

You’re an annoying poster. Plus you don’t understand how the internet works.

+1, this drives me nuts. Childless people care about local issues, too. And plus there are lots of people who don’t live in DC on here.

+2. By my count, there are 21 child-related forums and 32 general interest.

But how the heck do you end up here to begin with? That’s the bizarre part. Morbid curiosity about a parenting board?

This type of poster. They are the most annoying. Followed by the poster who claimed when they were childless this wouldn’t register even if it showed up on google.

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Anonymous wrote:The idiot posters who always act surprised or annoyed that single/childfree people post on DCUM.

It’s like...do you even know how the internet works?

DC Urban Moms and Dads

You’re an annoying poster. Plus you don’t understand how the internet works.

+1, this drives me nuts. Childless people care about local issues, too. And plus there are lots of people who don’t live in DC on here.

+2. By my count, there are 21 child-related forums and 32 general interest.

But how the heck do you end up here to begin with? That’s the bizarre part. Morbid curiosity about a parenting board?

Learn how the internet works. That’s the most bizarre part. The fact that the internet confuses you.

“How the internet works” poster.

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Anonymous wrote:The idiot posters who always act surprised or annoyed that single/childfree people post on DCUM.

It’s like...do you even know how the internet works?

DC Urban Moms and Dads

You’re an annoying poster. Plus you don’t understand how the internet works.

+1, this drives me nuts. Childless people care about local issues, too. And plus there are lots of people who don’t live in DC on here.

+2. By my count, there are 21 child-related forums and 32 general interest.

But how the heck do you end up here to begin with? That’s the bizarre part. Morbid curiosity about a parenting board?

Learn how the internet works. That’s the most bizarre part. The fact that the internet confuses you.

Anonymous wrote:People who are just mean and nasty for no reason. Who pooped in your coffee ladies?

Tone policies who then use a sarcastic “ladies.” Practice what you preach.

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Anonymous wrote:"Y'all" poster.
I hear it and say it (sometimes) but seeing it in print is nails on a chalkboard.

Y’all is better than PEOPLE.

And way better than ALL.