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Anonymous wrote:Has anyone a spare ham this year? I haven't one and I'm still in need. It could also double as a birthday cake. I'll delicately insert a candle in the center and brush with maple or honey for frosting.

This calls for candle salad. (If you don't know, Google it. It's ... unbelievable.)

Dylan Hollis made one. It's fabulous.

Keep the ham.

Anonymous wrote:With Thanksgiving next week and the rush of the holidays soon at the heels of it, let’s give an early thanks for the joy that is this epic thread. My DCUM GOAT (er, PIG).

Is this the appropriate time to bump the Burger King lady thread as well, or must we wait until closer to Christmas?

Go porky pig.

Anonymous wrote:Some believe politicians are pigs, others see pigs as man's best friend.

Love this! I believe the former, DC government you know who you are!

I really want to know what happened in 2023! Did the misdelivered ham show up again?

Legally it’s yours. You have no obligation to call anyone and are not responsible for things delivered to your house that you did not order. Same goes when vendors send the wrong item. Not your problem or responsibility to send back.

I hope someone misdelivers a ham to my house this year....