Anonymous
02/04/2019 09:28
Subject: Confession Thread: What do you need to get off your chest?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:My college friend group is still pretty close. All of us except one are married. We make fun of the unmarried friend behind her back.
Yeah, but your husband is a douche.
And he and your college friend make fun of you behind your back after they fuq.
Anonymous
02/04/2019 09:26
Subject: Confession Thread: What do you need to get off your chest?
Anonymous wrote:My bf thinks I'm just not a sexual person. The truth is that he's just too small to get excited about.
Cut him lose. He deserves to be with someone who enjoys what he has to offer. Maybe a woman who is small and tight?
Anonymous
02/04/2019 09:25
Subject: Confession Thread: What do you need to get off your chest?
Anonymous wrote:My husband isn't the father of the child I'm 6 months pregnant with. He's so happy about being a dad, I don't have the heart to tell him.
We'll be hearing about a 23 and me scandal eventually, I hope.
Mommy's baby; daddy's maybe.
Hospitals should run paternity tests at birth.
Anonymous
02/04/2019 09:09
Subject: Confession Thread: What do you need to get off your chest?
Anonymous wrote:Actually I don’t need to get it off my chest - I will be so glad when my mother in law is gone. She is huge PITA. She has now boundaries, zero common sense, always intruding on our lives. If she wakes up at 2 am and wants us to remind her of something. Guess what - she calls us at 2am. What is wrong with keeping a pencil and paper next to her bed?
The sad thing is she will go at the most inconvenient time. She never grew up
You are horrible.
Anonymous
02/04/2019 09:07
Subject: Confession Thread: What do you need to get off your chest?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I’m happily married, but would love to see my high school love. It’s been years and I’ll never forget him.
Right now he's fat, bald, has saggy balls and erectile dysfunction.
Don’t go there - saggy balls.
What's with the saggy balls? Do most men's balls start to sag when they get older? How old? DH (50) seems fine.
Anonymous
02/03/2019 22:41
Subject: Confession Thread: What do you need to get off your chest?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I really want to sleep with my new personal trainer ...
Then you likely will. In my experience, they have small brains and smaller morals. Just don't expect exclusivity or them returning your lust.
hmmm ... when you put it that way, doesn't sound so appealing
I dated my personal trainer and I can tell you that in my case his brain was the only thing that was small.
Anonymous
02/03/2019 22:37
Subject: Confession Thread: What do you need to get off your chest?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I'm pretty close with the manager of your new job. I wouldn't be so quick to put in your 2 weeks.
Are you going to get her fired from her new job?
Yes.
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What did she do and how will you get her fired? I’m kinda into this one if the person deserves it!
Long story short she made my life hell for no other reason than jealousy.now I could go through HR, but that won't be as satisfying because she's HR' s little baby. But I have friends of my own.
How will you do it? Living vicariously. Jealous woman got me to leave—should have been the other way around.
Anonymous
02/03/2019 22:29
Subject: Confession Thread: What do you need to get off your chest?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I really want to sleep with my new personal trainer ...
Me too
Narrator: This is why you become a personal trainer, since you pretty much don't get paid.
... but you always get laid!
Anonymous
02/03/2019 19:40
Subject: Confession Thread: What do you need to get off your chest?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I’m happily married, but would love to see my high school love. It’s been years and I’ll never forget him.
Right now he's fat, bald, has saggy balls and erectile dysfunction.
You'd think from all the advertisements on WTOP radio that *every* man has Erectile dysfunction!
Anonymous
02/03/2019 18:34
Subject: Confession Thread: What do you need to get off your chest?
Anonymous wrote:Actually I don’t need to get it off my chest - I will be so glad when my mother in law is gone. She is huge PITA. She has now boundaries, zero common sense, always intruding on our lives. If she wakes up at 2 am and wants us to remind her of something. Guess what - she calls us at 2am. What is wrong with keeping a pencil and paper next to her bed?
The sad thing is she will go at the most inconvenient time. She never grew up
Me too!
Anonymous
02/03/2019 17:31
Subject: Confession Thread: What do you need to get off your chest?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I’m happily married, but would love to see my high school love. It’s been years and I’ll never forget him.
Right now he's fat, bald, has saggy balls and erectile dysfunction.
Don’t go there - saggy balls.
Anonymous
02/03/2019 14:36
Subject: Confession Thread: What do you need to get off your chest?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I’m happily married, but would love to see my high school love. It’s been years and I’ll never forget him.
Right now he's fat, bald, has saggy balls and erectile dysfunction.
Anonymous
02/03/2019 14:18
Subject: Confession Thread: What do you need to get off your chest?
Anonymous wrote:I’m happily married, but would love to see my high school love. It’s been years and I’ll never forget him.
Right now he's fat, bald, has saggy balls and erectile dysfunction.
Anonymous
02/03/2019 14:15
Subject: Confession Thread: What do you need to get off your chest?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I really want to sleep with my new personal trainer ...
Me too
Narrator: This is why you become a personal trainer, since you pretty much don't get paid.
Anonymous
02/03/2019 14:10
Subject: Re:Confession Thread: What do you need to get off your chest?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Ex girlfriend emailed me, has been 15 years. She just got out of long relationship and wants to meet up. I can't imagine saying no, I am in the typical DCUM marriage, good and functional but rarely sexual. How do I make sure this is NSA and not a reconnection?
Dude, want to blow up your marriage? Go ahead and meet her. Has she had any contact with you over these 15 years? How does she know your email?
Intermittent contact only, I have a public website with a public email, I am easily findable.
Don't want to blow up marriage, just want to have fun sex again before I die off!
Start a new thread.
I am meeting her for lunch next week, depending how it goes, I will start a new thread.