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Anonymous wrote:I have never stepped out on my 15 year marriage until a month ago...Since then with my carpenter it's been in his truck twice and in the back of my SUV twice. I do things to him that would make a porn star blush.

About ten years ago and, after having been faithful our entire marriage, we had a big construction project underway at our home one summer. There was a young carpenter working late one day who came up behind me and slid his hand into my pants pocket. I was stunned but just blushed and said no thanks. But i couldn't stop thinking about how turned on I was. A few days later he was working late again and I took him up on his offer. The sex was amazing (I guess first time sex often is) but afterwards I was WTF was I thinking. I haven't done it again. Ever since I've worked hard to make sex with my DH memorable so there would be no sexual reason to stray.

Don't feel guilty PPs. Jesus was also a carpenter.

I seriously just screamed with laughter at my desk and 2 people ran in here to see what was happening. I told them I was coughing loudly due to all the pollen. Not sure they believed me?

I'm the PP who posted the joke. I have a great sense of humor, and still can't get laid.

Are you fat?

No. Tall (6'4"), good shape, PhD, etc. But I am old (51).

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Anonymous wrote:I go to survivinginfidelity.com and read the just found out posts to try to find some empathy. But, I haven't, for the most part. I just get bored with the perpetual whining of the betrayed spouses.

I did the same. I still feel no guilt about taking her husband.

You are awful. I hope karma comes back and kicks you right in the teeth.

Anonymous wrote: While I sat downstairs, cried and drank myself to sleep a lot - sometimes multiple days in a row - they were upstairs on their tablet or watching shows or laughing with friends on the phone.

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Anonymous wrote:I have never stepped out on my 15 year marriage until a month ago...Since then with my carpenter it's been in his truck twice and in the back of my SUV twice. I do things to him that would make a porn star blush.

About ten years ago and, after having been faithful our entire marriage, we had a big construction project underway at our home one summer. There was a young carpenter working late one day who came up behind me and slid his hand into my pants pocket. I was stunned but just blushed and said no thanks. But i couldn't stop thinking about how turned on I was. A few days later he was working late again and I took him up on his offer. The sex was amazing (I guess first time sex often is) but afterwards I was WTF was I thinking. I haven't done it again. Ever since I've worked hard to make sex with my DH memorable so there would be no sexual reason to stray.

Don't feel guilty PPs. Jesus was also a carpenter.

I seriously just screamed with laughter at my desk and 2 people ran in here to see what was happening. I told them I was coughing loudly due to all the pollen. Not sure they believed me?

I'm the PP who posted the joke. I have a great sense of humor, and still can't get laid.

Are you fat?

No. Tall (6'4"), good shape, PhD, etc. But I am old (51).

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Anonymous wrote:I have never stepped out on my 15 year marriage until a month ago...Since then with my carpenter it's been in his truck twice and in the back of my SUV twice. I do things to him that would make a porn star blush.

About ten years ago and, after having been faithful our entire marriage, we had a big construction project underway at our home one summer. There was a young carpenter working late one day who came up behind me and slid his hand into my pants pocket. I was stunned but just blushed and said no thanks. But i couldn't stop thinking about how turned on I was. A few days later he was working late again and I took him up on his offer. The sex was amazing (I guess first time sex often is) but afterwards I was WTF was I thinking. I haven't done it again. Ever since I've worked hard to make sex with my DH memorable so there would be no sexual reason to stray.

Don't feel guilty PPs. Jesus was also a carpenter.

I seriously just screamed with laughter at my desk and 2 people ran in here to see what was happening. I told them I was coughing loudly due to all the pollen. Not sure they believed me?

I'm the PP who posted the joke. I have a great sense of humor, and still can't get laid.

Are you fat?

No. Tall (6'4"), good shape, PhD, etc. But I am old (51).

Anonymous wrote:I have a crush on Josh from the Stuff You Should Know podcast based solely on his voice. I refuse to Google what he looks like. When I masturbate, I think about him explaining really nerdy stuff to me.

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Anonymous wrote:A cute recent georgetown grad was flirting with me after work in bar despite the fact that I was wearing my ring. After a couple of round we ended up sneaking away to a hotel stairwell in a hotel that shared the same building and made out for 15 fingering and stroking each other. I then put her up on my shoulders and pinned her against the wall and ate her out while having to muffle her mouth to quiet the moans as she came. Still some of the hottest sex I've ever had and never repeated it

Hey did you you then go home and kiss your wife with the aftertaste of Georgetown girl still on your breath?

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Anonymous wrote:I have never stepped out on my 15 year marriage until a month ago...Since then with my carpenter it's been in his truck twice and in the back of my SUV twice. I do things to him that would make a porn star blush.

About ten years ago and, after having been faithful our entire marriage, we had a big construction project underway at our home one summer. There was a young carpenter working late one day who came up behind me and slid his hand into my pants pocket. I was stunned but just blushed and said no thanks. But i couldn't stop thinking about how turned on I was. A few days later he was working late again and I took him up on his offer. The sex was amazing (I guess first time sex often is) but afterwards I was WTF was I thinking. I haven't done it again. Ever since I've worked hard to make sex with my DH memorable so there would be no sexual reason to stray.

Don't feel guilty PPs. Jesus was also a carpenter.

I seriously just screamed with laughter at my desk and 2 people ran in here to see what was happening. I told them I was coughing loudly due to all the pollen. Not sure they believed me?

I'm the PP who posted the joke. I have a great sense of humor, and still can't get laid.

Are you fat?

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Anonymous wrote:A cute recent georgetown grad was flirting with me after work in bar despite the fact that I was wearing my ring. After a couple of round we ended up sneaking away to a hotel stairwell in a hotel that shared the same building and made out for 15 fingering and stroking each other. I then put her up on my shoulders and pinned her against the wall and ate her out while having to muffle her mouth to quiet the moans as she came. Still some of the hottest sex I've ever had and never repeated it

Hey did you you then go home and kiss your wife with the aftertaste of Georgetown girl still on your breath?

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Anonymous wrote:I go to survivinginfidelity.com and read the just found out posts to try to find some empathy. But, I haven't, for the most part. I just get bored with the perpetual whining of the betrayed spouses.

I did the same. I still feel no guilt about taking her husband.

Anonymous wrote:A cute recent georgetown grad was flirting with me after work in bar despite the fact that I was wearing my ring. After a couple of round we ended up sneaking away to a hotel stairwell in a hotel that shared the same building and made out for 15 fingering and stroking each other. I then put her up on my shoulders and pinned her against the wall and ate her out while having to muffle her mouth to quiet the moans as she came. Still some of the hottest sex I've ever had and never repeated it

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Anonymous wrote:I have never stepped out on my 15 year marriage until a month ago...Since then with my carpenter it's been in his truck twice and in the back of my SUV twice. I do things to him that would make a porn star blush.

About ten years ago and, after having been faithful our entire marriage, we had a big construction project underway at our home one summer. There was a young carpenter working late one day who came up behind me and slid his hand into my pants pocket. I was stunned but just blushed and said no thanks. But i couldn't stop thinking about how turned on I was. A few days later he was working late again and I took him up on his offer. The sex was amazing (I guess first time sex often is) but afterwards I was WTF was I thinking. I haven't done it again. Ever since I've worked hard to make sex with my DH memorable so there would be no sexual reason to stray.

Don't feel guilty PPs. Jesus was also a carpenter.

I seriously just screamed with laughter at my desk and 2 people ran in here to see what was happening. I told them I was coughing loudly due to all the pollen. Not sure they believed me?

I'm the PP who posted the joke. I have a great sense of humor, and still can't get laid.

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Anonymous wrote:I have never stepped out on my 15 year marriage until a month ago...Since then with my carpenter it's been in his truck twice and in the back of my SUV twice. I do things to him that would make a porn star blush.

About ten years ago and, after having been faithful our entire marriage, we had a big construction project underway at our home one summer. There was a young carpenter working late one day who came up behind me and slid his hand into my pants pocket. I was stunned but just blushed and said no thanks. But i couldn't stop thinking about how turned on I was. A few days later he was working late again and I took him up on his offer. The sex was amazing (I guess first time sex often is) but afterwards I was WTF was I thinking. I haven't done it again. Ever since I've worked hard to make sex with my DH memorable so there would be no sexual reason to stray.

Don't feel guilty PPs. Jesus was also a carpenter.

I seriously just screamed with laughter at my desk and 2 people ran in here to see what was happening. I told them I was coughing loudly due to all the pollen. Not sure they believed me?

I'm the PP who posted the joke. I have a great sense of humor, and still can't get laid.

Anonymous wrote:I have so much contempt for my spouse. I was going through a massive bout of depression leading to self destructive behavior and they sat idol and did nothing. Even after an attempted suicide, nothing but attacks and having them make me feel an inch tall.

After seeing professionals - and a long healing process did it get better for myself.

Now I feel my spouse is the enemy and not an ally or friend. I can't ever trust them for essentially leaving me out there to hang myself. I wouldn't have done the same thing. While I sat downstairs, cried and drank myself to sleep a lot - sometimes multiple days in a row - they were upstairs on their tablet or watching shows or laughing with friends on the phone.

Can't leave though - too many financial obligations.