Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This thread has devolved to speculation about a stranger's fertility and an Olney Mom smackdown.

You obviously aren't from Olney. This is what we do. Shocking that we don't have our own Real Housewives yet.

People would have to care about Olney for that to happen

Because people care about Atlanta or the OC? Hardly.

Trust me, RHOO would be a hit. First off, you'd have women who are actually married. You could have a mix of SAHMs and working moms. There's wealth along with your standard upper middle class. The summer episodes could be filmed in Bethany (where everyone owns a place already). There's PTA drama, adultery, and backstabbing. The travel team sports moms and dads could spin off an entirely new series. The recently divorced moms in their 40s would be the most fun with their online dating antics...or sleeping around with dads from school.

I'm watching RHONJ right now, and it's a yawnfest. The real life drama in 20832/20833 is far more exciting.

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:I'm just shocked that anyone would leave a rising third and fourth grader alone at a vacation home. Zero familiar neighbors to look out for them or help in case of emergency. Surrounded by strangers. All I can think of is Madeleine McCann.

Seriously, who does this?!?!

I never did this. But it's possible that she underestimated the time that she would be gone. Maybe she was thinking 20 minutes tops. But it turned out to be closer to an hour.

When she wound up being gone longer than expected and the dogs begged to go out, maybe the kids (who were likely used to walking the dogs at their own house) put the dogs on their leashes and took them out for a walk.

I'm not familiar with Rehobeth streets. Is the street that they were on a main drag or was this a residential beach neighborhood street?

Residential.

I'm really glad I didn't get arrested this summer - I'm sure I left my 11 year old in our beach rental alone while I took my 8 year old to Funland. Of course, I leave both of them home alone regularly (the 11 year old more than the 8 year old, but even still, he has been by himself several times). I still don't see how this warrants an arrest, unless something way bigger than what has been reported was going on.

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Anonymous wrote:Well, I live in a relatively nice NoVA neighborhood and I leave y rising 4th grader alone. I was basically the last in my group of friends to do so. Maybe people don't tell people like you because you are crazy helicopter-y judge mom.

Would you leave your rising 4th grader alone in charge of his third grade sibling while walking 2 large dogs in a beach neighborhood that isn't where they live? For 2 hours+? Many people are saying 5 miles up Rt 1 would take about an hour- and how long was she planning to stay before the cops arrested her? There's a lot more here than leaving your 4th grader in his house while you run to Giant.

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Anonymous wrote:FFS. The kids were trying to catch their dog, which was running loose on a relatively quiet residential street. They weren't dofging traffic on Route 1 or playing with matches. And Mom ran out for less than an hour during daylight. She wasn't playing slots or trying to score meth. If the person who called police was so concerned then he could have remained with the kids to ensure their safety. I'm also pretty sure the kids were old enough to know Mom's cell phone number. It was handled led poorly, even if there is some likelihood that Mom didn't react well to the police being called and the situation escalated. So what is the upshot: charges will ptobably be dropped, Mom will have to spend thousands in a lawyer, a vacation was ruined and the children were traumatized do some sort of example could be made of this woman? Ridiculous.

Word. Wish I wasn't too lazy to have written this myself!

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Anonymous wrote:And of course no mention of dad...

She's 55. Dad might be dead. Or 5 years into 30 year old Wife #2. Or he's 59 and afraid to take vacation because the staff in his office are irresponsible. Or she's a single mom by choice who can afford a week-long beach rental --and with two ES age kids and two dogs, she deserves 45 min alone.

You just made my point for me. Kids need two parents.

Anonymous wrote:Back to sea colony - spill it pp

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm just shocked that anyone would leave a rising third and fourth grader alone at a vacation home. Zero familiar neighbors to look out for them or help in case of emergency. Surrounded by strangers. All I can think of is Madeleine McCann.

Seriously, who does this?!?!

I never did this. But it's possible that she underestimated the time that she would be gone. Maybe she was thinking 20 minutes tops. But it turned out to be closer to an hour.

When she wound up being gone longer than expected and the dogs begged to go out, maybe the kids (who were likely used to walking the dogs at their own house) put the dogs on their leashes and took them out for a walk.

I'm not familiar with Rehobeth streets. Is the street that they were on a main drag or was this a residential beach neighborhood street?

Residential.

I'm really glad I didn't get arrested this summer - I'm sure I left my 11 year old in our beach rental alone while I took my 8 year old to Funland. Of course, I leave both of them home alone regularly (the 11 year old more than the 8 year old, but even still, he has been by himself several times). I still don't see how this warrants an arrest, unless something way bigger than what has been reported was going on.

Anonymous wrote:Well, I live in a relatively nice NoVA neighborhood and I leave y rising 4th grader alone. I was basically the last in my group of friends to do so. Maybe people don't tell people like you because you are crazy helicopter-y judge mom.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This thread has devolved to speculation about a stranger's fertility and an Olney Mom smackdown.

You obviously aren't from Olney. This is what we do. Shocking that we don't have our own Real Housewives yet.

People would have to care about Olney for that to happen

Because people care about Atlanta or the OC? Hardly.

Trust me, RHOO would be a hit. First off, you'd have women who are actually married. You could have a mix of SAHMs and working moms. There's wealth along with your standard upper middle class. The summer episodes could be filmed in Bethany (where everyone owns a place already). There's PTA drama, adultery, and backstabbing. The travel team sports moms and dads could spin off an entirely new series. The recently divorced moms in their 40s would be the most fun with their online dating antics...or sleeping around with dads from school.

I'm watching RHONJ right now, and it's a yawnfest. The real life drama in 20832/20833 is far more exciting.

Real Housewives of Sea Colony: are you dowdy? Do you drink too much chardonnay? Maybe too early in the day? Maybe anorexic? Married to a jockstrap? Do you speak in a minotone, nasal voice? Does your face have flat affect - to the extreme? .......

LOLZ.

Close, but not Sea Colony. You must not be a local, otherwise you'd know the snarky (and not PC) term locals use for Sea Colony.

Do tell!



People own houses in Bethany, not condos at ___ Colony.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This thread has devolved to speculation about a stranger's fertility and an Olney Mom smackdown.

You obviously aren't from Olney. This is what we do. Shocking that we don't have our own Real Housewives yet.

People would have to care about Olney for that to happen

Because people care about Atlanta or the OC? Hardly.

Trust me, RHOO would be a hit. First off, you'd have women who are actually married. You could have a mix of SAHMs and working moms. There's wealth along with your standard upper middle class. The summer episodes could be filmed in Bethany (where everyone owns a place already). There's PTA drama, adultery, and backstabbing. The travel team sports moms and dads could spin off an entirely new series. The recently divorced moms in their 40s would be the most fun with their online dating antics...or sleeping around with dads from school.

I'm watching RHONJ right now, and it's a yawnfest. The real life drama in 20832/20833 is far more exciting.

Real Housewives of Sea Colony: are you dowdy? Do you drink too much chardonnay? Maybe too early in the day? Maybe anorexic? Married to a jockstrap? Do you speak in a minotone, nasal voice? Does your face have flat affect - to the extreme? .......

LOLZ.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm just shocked that anyone would leave a rising third and fourth grader alone at a vacation home. Zero familiar neighbors to look out for them or help in case of emergency. Surrounded by strangers. All I can think of is Madeleine McCann.

Seriously, who does this?!?!

I never did this. But it's possible that she underestimated the time that she would be gone. Maybe she was thinking 20 minutes tops. But it turned out to be closer to an hour.

When she wound up being gone longer than expected and the dogs begged to go out, maybe the kids (who were likely used to walking the dogs at their own house) put the dogs on their leashes and took them out for a walk.

I'm not familiar with Rehobeth streets. Is the street that they were on a main drag or was this a residential beach neighborhood street?

Residential.

I'm really glad I didn't get arrested this summer - I'm sure I left my 11 year old in our beach rental alone while I took my 8 year old to Funland. Of course, I leave both of them home alone regularly (the 11 year old more than the 8 year old, but even still, he has been by himself several times). I still don't see how this warrants an arrest, unless something way bigger than what has been reported was going on.