Anonymous wrote:We drove 12 hours to my parents house for Christmas. Our oldest dd will not be spending Christmas with us because she is doing an international trip with her college. But awesome dd that she is mailed gifts to my parents house. She addressed them to me. We have done this for 20 years so that we could save space in the car. My parents know not to open these packages and never have. Until this year. This year my mom opened the boxes. Then she calls to let me know she did so and apologized for ruining the suprise because she saw the x, y and z we got her for Christmas. I told her none of the gifts were for her. She argued with me and claims they are obviously for her. Who else could they be for!! ME. They were for me. From my daughter. Addressed to ME! We have gifts for her. Lots of them. It is going to be a long 5 days.

Anonymous wrote:My mom brought some cookie tins in from the refrigerator in her garage. She noted that the neighbor lady had made them and that we should eat the ones in a certain tin first because they were actually from last Christmas but she never got around to eating them. Earlier in the week, she also mentioned that some of the (unopened) cheese in her fridge had been there for more than a year. When I suggested that maybe she should toss it, she said no way, it’s better now that it is aged!

Anonymous wrote:We drove 12 hours to my parents house for Christmas. Our oldest dd will not be spending Christmas with us because she is doing an international trip with her college. But awesome dd that she is mailed gifts to my parents house. She addressed them to me. We have done this for 20 years so that we could save space in the car. My parents know not to open these packages and never have. Until this year. This year my mom opened the boxes. Then she calls to let me know she did so and apologized for ruining the suprise because she saw the x, y and z we got her for Christmas. I told her none of the gifts were for her. She argued with me and claims they are obviously for her. Who else could they be for!! ME. They were for me. From my daughter. Addressed to ME! We have gifts for her. Lots of them. It is going to be a long 5 days.

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Anonymous wrote:My parents have a big house. It used to be a small house built in the 1950's but they added several additions over the decades and now it had a large bizarre layout (some rooms have 2 doors, the kitchen is small and closed, there are 3 living rooms). But anyway, my petty vent is that they keep the heat at 66F to conserve energy. Today DH put the kids in long underwear to play inside.

Hah! I am 37 and keep the house at 59-61. If we crank it to 64, we are living large!

Holy crap, I thought I was Ebenezer Scrooge (and my family agrees) by keeping mine at 65 in the winter, but you “win.” Brrr.

Anonymous wrote:Will we turn into people who don't eat food when we're our parents' age??? Why don't old people eat? Why are they so weird about food?

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Anonymous wrote:I had a small, funny accident happen yesterday. MIL will not stop bringing it up. I’ve laughed about it, I’ve sat by and allowed her to recount it a few time, I’ve chuckled…but now it’s done. I made a big dinner tonight, we went to church, my home is lovely, my kids are great—and she’s made about five more digs about it in the last hour. Like, I GET IT, there was a flub, it affected no one but me, it happened.

I’m not proud of myself, but the last time she brought it up (as I was putting two very excited kids to bed), I finally turned to her and said, “OK, yes, X thing happened, and now it’s over.” While I was putting them to bed, she went to bed in a huff, so I feel a little bad, but honestly? I’ll take the quiet.

You can’t leave us hanging! What was it? Did you trust a fart?

No. I was distracted and put my hand right on the handle of a roasting pan I had just brought out of the oven. I didn’t get badly burned, I’m just known as a very careful, safety-conscious, “be careful” person, so I agree that there was some irony to it.

That said, when someone gets burned making you dinner and will be making all your meals for multiple days, it’s not that funny, if it’s funny at all.

Anonymous wrote:I had a small, funny accident happen yesterday. MIL will not stop bringing it up. I’ve laughed about it, I’ve sat by and allowed her to recount it a few time, I’ve chuckled…but now it’s done. I made a big dinner tonight, we went to church, my home is lovely, my kids are great—and she’s made about five more digs about it in the last hour. Like, I GET IT, there was a flub, it affected no one but me, it happened.

I’m not proud of myself, but the last time she brought it up (as I was putting two very excited kids to bed), I finally turned to her and said, “OK, yes, X thing happened, and now it’s over.” While I was putting them to bed, she went to bed in a huff, so I feel a little bad, but honestly? I’ll take the quiet.

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Anonymous wrote:I can't believe the DH who snuck gifts out of the stocking and pretended he bought them. I mean, did he think you wouldn't notice?

I know!!!!!!!!! I’m that PP. The first gift were these seriously specific pens set. A set I already had gotten her and they ran out. There is no way he would even know about them. They went into her school backpack. She loved them, we each sort of share this pen fetish. So when she showed me what she got for Hanukkah I was like holy crap no way. And then I LITERALLY TALKED TO HIM ABOUT IT. Like what are the chances where did you even find those? I believed him! Like an idiot!!! And then today I was like no way, come on. I’m just bummed. He literally thinks I’m that stupid and that he can do this.

Tomorrow I’m going to say wait, where’s the second pen set? The one I bought? We talked about it. See what he does. Unfortunately my daughter sees right through him with this one. He went too far.

Ok, this sounds like there is more going on than your husband taking credit for presents you bought…

NP. Definitely agree. But I have a question for first PP: you put stocking stuffers in the stocking long before Christmas? Did your husband literally take them out of a stocking hanging up? Or did you have them stored in a closet waiting to fill stockings? I’m just wondering but we always wait til Christmas Eve to fill stockings so no one would have a chance to “steal” anything from a stocking before then.

My kid is 14 so we only recently started to put stuff in there bf Christmas. Never again. This just feels so gross.

Why don’t you say something to your husband? It sounds like you’re getting more upset by not addressing it.

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Anonymous wrote:I can't believe the DH who snuck gifts out of the stocking and pretended he bought them. I mean, did he think you wouldn't notice?

I know!!!!!!!!! I’m that PP. The first gift were these seriously specific pens set. A set I already had gotten her and they ran out. There is no way he would even know about them. They went into her school backpack. She loved them, we each sort of share this pen fetish. So when she showed me what she got for Hanukkah I was like holy crap no way. And then I LITERALLY TALKED TO HIM ABOUT IT. Like what are the chances where did you even find those? I believed him! Like an idiot!!! And then today I was like no way, come on. I’m just bummed. He literally thinks I’m that stupid and that he can do this.

Tomorrow I’m going to say wait, where’s the second pen set? The one I bought? We talked about it. See what he does. Unfortunately my daughter sees right through him with this one. He went too far.

Ok, this sounds like there is more going on than your husband taking credit for presents you bought…

NP. Definitely agree. But I have a question for first PP: you put stocking stuffers in the stocking long before Christmas? Did your husband literally take them out of a stocking hanging up? Or did you have them stored in a closet waiting to fill stockings? I’m just wondering but we always wait til Christmas Eve to fill stockings so no one would have a chance to “steal” anything from a stocking before then.

My kid is 14 so we only recently started to put stuff in there bf Christmas. Never again. This just feels so gross.

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Anonymous wrote:I can't believe the DH who snuck gifts out of the stocking and pretended he bought them. I mean, did he think you wouldn't notice?

I know!!!!!!!!! I’m that PP. The first gift were these seriously specific pens set. A set I already had gotten her and they ran out. There is no way he would even know about them. They went into her school backpack. She loved them, we each sort of share this pen fetish. So when she showed me what she got for Hanukkah I was like holy crap no way. And then I LITERALLY TALKED TO HIM ABOUT IT. Like what are the chances where did you even find those? I believed him! Like an idiot!!! And then today I was like no way, come on. I’m just bummed. He literally thinks I’m that stupid and that he can do this.

Tomorrow I’m going to say wait, where’s the second pen set? The one I bought? We talked about it. See what he does. Unfortunately my daughter sees right through him with this one. He went too far.

Ok, this sounds like there is more going on than your husband taking credit for presents you bought…

NP. Definitely agree. But I have a question for first PP: you put stocking stuffers in the stocking long before Christmas? Did your husband literally take them out of a stocking hanging up? Or did you have them stored in a closet waiting to fill stockings? I’m just wondering but we always wait til Christmas Eve to fill stockings so no one would have a chance to “steal” anything from a stocking before then.

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Anonymous wrote:I can't believe the DH who snuck gifts out of the stocking and pretended he bought them. I mean, did he think you wouldn't notice?

I know!!!!!!!!! I’m that PP. The first gift were these seriously specific pens set. A set I already had gotten her and they ran out. There is no way he would even know about them. They went into her school backpack. She loved them, we each sort of share this pen fetish. So when she showed me what she got for Hanukkah I was like holy crap no way. And then I LITERALLY TALKED TO HIM ABOUT IT. Like what are the chances where did you even find those? I believed him! Like an idiot!!! And then today I was like no way, come on. I’m just bummed. He literally thinks I’m that stupid and that he can do this.

Tomorrow I’m going to say wait, where’s the second pen set? The one I bought? We talked about it. See what he does. Unfortunately my daughter sees right through him with this one. He went too far.

Ok, this sounds like there is more going on than your husband taking credit for presents you bought…

NP. Definitely agree. But I have a question for first PP: you put stocking stuffers in the stocking long before Christmas? Did your husband literally take them out of a stocking hanging up? Or did you have them stored in a closet waiting to fill stockings? I’m just wondering but we always wait til Christmas Eve to fill stockings so no one would have a chance to “steal” anything from a stocking before then.

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Anonymous wrote:I had a small, funny accident happen yesterday. MIL will not stop bringing it up. I’ve laughed about it, I’ve sat by and allowed her to recount it a few time, I’ve chuckled…but now it’s done. I made a big dinner tonight, we went to church, my home is lovely, my kids are great—and she’s made about five more digs about it in the last hour. Like, I GET IT, there was a flub, it affected no one but me, it happened.

I’m not proud of myself, but the last time she brought it up (as I was putting two very excited kids to bed), I finally turned to her and said, “OK, yes, X thing happened, and now it’s over.” While I was putting them to bed, she went to bed in a huff, so I feel a little bad, but honestly? I’ll take the quiet.

You can’t leave us hanging! What was it? Did you trust a fart?

No. I was distracted and put my hand right on the handle of a roasting pan I had just brought out of the oven. I didn’t get badly burned, I’m just known as a very careful, safety-conscious, “be careful” person, so I agree that there was some irony to it.

That said, when someone gets burned making you dinner and will be making all your meals for multiple days, it’s not that funny, if it’s funny at all.

Ooooh, this reminds me of when I was doing 12 things for a recipe and got distracted and brewed a Keurig pod without a cup (the coffee was for the sauce). I was all, I can't believe I did that, how stupid, etc., etc. My mom OFFERED to clean up the mess - twice. And then stood there are remarked at least three times that I really go that coffee everywhere, didn't I? Yes, yes, I did. Thanks.

^^Also - I am glad you weren't hurt PP!