Anonymous
04/20/2018 10:28
Subject: Re:Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:The “School is not daycare” poster rises her tiresome head anytime anyone complains about school scheduling issues. Like a broken record any time someone says a word about how a schedule could be improved or be made more parent friendly.
Yes!
And for a while there was a "don't you dare call your daycare center school" poster/posters. Never mind the fact that children learn there and education degree holding teachers/care givers teach there every day. Like, you don't write the check, lady, so don't worry about what my kids and my husband and I call it. Geesh.
Anonymous
04/20/2018 09:57
Subject: Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Please, please PLEASE tell me that Judge and Jury poster is also the "tell me your kids names and I'll tell you your life story" poster.
Nope, sorry! OP/JaJ poster here. That other one is hilarious!
I read that one in it's entirety and it is a TREASURE. I can't believe the wit on here. I die. Ranty McRanterson above should read that thread and be charmed. It's not beauty parlor talk. It's GOLD Jerry!
Anonymous
04/20/2018 09:08
Subject: Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:I’m not talking about Lightly Fried Tuna Lady, or Bobcat Girl.
I’m talking about subtle yet prevalent DCUM posters.
I recently saw references in other threads to:
Dum-dum poster
Chicken Marbella poster
The “told off MIL at the holiday table” poster
I’m intrigued! Tell me more.
Yu Ying moved to MCPS Heritage Dad
Anonymous
04/20/2018 09:05
Subject: Re:Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
The “School is not daycare” poster rises her tiresome head anytime anyone complains about school scheduling issues. Like a broken record any time someone says a word about how a schedule could be improved or be made more parent friendly.
Anonymous
04/20/2018 08:56
Subject: Re:Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:Is your concept of the "internet" so small and primitive that you imagine that there is one poster is going from thread to thread saying the same things? There are THOUSANDS of people on here. Many, many people are contributing--I can't even with the Facebook type posters on this site now--it's like listening to old bitties at the beauty parlor on this site now. You dumbassed, simple-minded f*ckers. You've ruined everything with you ignorant, small-minded, low information bullshit.
This site used to be a gem in the desert. Cutting-edge humor--erudite prose--dank memes. Now it's the KANE SHOW and Pimmit Hills real estate boosters and TJ tiger moms. You SUCK. YOU ALL SUCK.
You've turned this forum into a lowbrow cesspool.
It's biddies, not bitties. So much for your erudition.
Anonymous
04/20/2018 08:32
Subject: Re:Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:None of the things mentioned in this entire thread are remotely clever or funny. It makes me so sad to see my beloved DCUM has been taken over by pedestrian jackasses. SMH
Okay, you clearly haven't read the Judge & Jury thread. And if you have and you're still posting this, then you're just hopelessly boring.
DP. I must be hopelessly boring, also. I read the thread after it was posted here. I thought it was incredibly juvenile and a huge snooze.
You are hopelessly boring, and a wet blanket. Enjoy your bran flakes and green tea.
Anonymous
04/20/2018 07:49
Subject: Re:Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:None of the things mentioned in this entire thread are remotely clever or funny. It makes me so sad to see my beloved DCUM has been taken over by pedestrian jackasses. SMH
Okay, you clearly haven't read the Judge & Jury thread. And if you have and you're still posting this, then you're just hopelessly boring.
DP. I must be hopelessly boring, also. I read the thread after it was posted here. I thought it was incredibly juvenile and a huge snooze.
Anonymous
04/20/2018 07:48
Subject: Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
The thread about the girl dating the hoarder and going to his apartment for the first time and the poster that insisted she consider that he may have staged it or rented it from an actual hoarded, was borrowing it, paid a service to fill it with sh_t. Went on and on. All to gauge her views on hoarding or something else ridiculous.
Anonymous
04/20/2018 07:46
Subject: Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:The "I don't drink alcohol and people just have water at parties but I can't swallow my food without something delicious to wash it down" poster. I don't care if people drink but she was just so weird about the washing food down bit.
This was one of the most fascinating and oddly frustrating threads of late. I relished every page.
I'm the OP of the no alcohol/water thread and I still stand by my original assertion that there should be more than just water offered at dinner parties. I'm having a big party this weekend, serving a nice dinner and here's what I'm offering as beverages (no alcohol): water, lemonade, sparkling cranberry juice, and orange juice.
Sounds like a real rager.
I can't be the only person who associates cranberry juice with UTIs and UTIs alone.
Anonymous
04/20/2018 07:33
Subject: Re:Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:The poster who never wanted children but had them in order to “keep her husband” because he wanted them. Her husband agreed to do most of the childcare.
The worst!
Omg yeah I wa going to say this lady too! Can alllllways count on her to show up (too) promptly. We get it, you never wanted your kids. Really cool.
Anonymous
04/20/2018 07:21
Subject: Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:Please, please PLEASE tell me that Judge and Jury poster is also the "tell me your kids names and I'll tell you your life story" poster.
Nope, sorry! OP/JaJ poster here. That other one is hilarious!
Anonymous
04/20/2018 01:30
Subject: Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:Please, please PLEASE tell me that Judge and Jury poster is also the "tell me your kids names and I'll tell you your life story" poster.
There are several really good ones in the kid's names thread! Which ones did your like? Maybe the author will identify herself!
Anonymous
04/19/2018 23:50
Subject: Re:Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:Is your concept of the "internet" so small and primitive that you imagine that there is one poster is going from thread to thread saying the same things? There are THOUSANDS of people on here. Many, many people are contributing--I can't even with the Facebook type posters on this site now--it's like listening to old bitties at the beauty parlor on this site now. You dumbassed, simple-minded f*ckers. You've ruined everything with you ignorant, small-minded, low information bullshit.
This site used to be a gem in the desert. Cutting-edge humor--erudite prose--dank memes. Now it's the KANE SHOW and Pimmit Hills real estate boosters and TJ tiger moms. You SUCK. YOU ALL SUCK.
You've turned this forum into a lowbrow cesspool.
Great rant!
Anonymous
04/19/2018 23:06
Subject: Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Metastatic Cancer dude, though he doesn't post as often as he used to.
That is me. I still post frequently, but usually on non-relationship issues. And I seam to have gotten lucky and beat the #$@& cancer.
Now that I am back working full time I do not have as much time. I am only posting/reading tonight because I have time to kill waiting for a flight home from the coast.
Glad you are doing well.
Anonymous
04/19/2018 22:58
Subject: Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:Metastatic Cancer dude, though he doesn't post as often as he used to.
That is me. I still post frequently, but usually on non-relationship issues. And I seam to have gotten lucky and beat the #$@& cancer.
Now that I am back working full time I do not have as much time. I am only posting/reading tonight because I have time to kill waiting for a flight home from the coast.