Oh my goodness ! I hope that was a joke! I will let my 'cild' look over your post and we will 'acysually' 'get back to you!

Those who are illegally "using" an address so their cild can attebd a particular school are acysually teachubg their children early on how to lie, steal, cheat and get over. What kind of moral foundation is that?

Anonymous wrote:We are in JKLM in a 3 bd/2ba for $2300. Not the fanciest there ever was, but it works!

You must know it's an exception and extremely hard to find. So you're either very lucky or you're under an old contract. Any new listings would be upwards of 3500 in that area, however crappy the apartment.

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Anonymous wrote:There are fewer than five families across the sytem who are committing residency fraud in any given year.

Seriously, chill the fuck out. There is much more serious malfeasance going on that does impact the quality of schools for all kids. Pay attention to things that really matter.

That's an absurd statement, but just to play along: fewer than five families committing residency fraud in any given year? Reliable source, please, otherwise your statement is just what we know it is anyway: random silliness you just pulled out of the air. Source?

Crickets... just as expected. No source.

^^ you are not so good at pickng up on sarcasm, are you?

^ Give us a break. If you cared one ioda about the privacy and feelings of the cheaters, you wouldn't have ganged up on them with your residency nazi pals. Of course you won't share the school, to avoid exposing your own identity (and lack of popularity).

You hear about address cheating on the grapevine, but, apparently, few call the DCPS fraud hotline let alone wage war on cheaters from within school communities. I'd wager that not having a command of all the pertinent facts (and not just residency related) in any particular case deters most would-be callers. Most of us prefer to leave investigations to the authorities.

This thread is now really funny. It's a bunch of residency fraud police fist bumping each other.