Anonymous
01/10/2026 11:02
Subject: Gisele Bundchen marries Joachim Valente
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Never heard of him, but googled him and he's cute. Apparently they had a kid together earlier this year.
So you missed the entire thread about Gisele and Tom’s divorce and how she was banging the help?!
And he was on Epsteins plane.
And he was on a plane with Ben Affleck once where they were all married and some leaked there were young girls on that plane with Bill Belichick.
This. Plus, he refused to stop the football. Do you know anyone with CTE? It can be a living hell worse than a bad case of dementia-violent, cruel, depressed, unpredictable, prone to suicide attempts. How many concussions has he had? She was willing to be in it until death do you part (even with the risk of caring for someone with CTE) if he just would give up football and he refused.
You’re just making it up as you go along. Even she has said there was no ultimatum.
Link?
Do you know anything about Gisele? Weird for such a fan to be such a know nothing.
Anonymous
01/10/2026 11:00
Subject: Gisele Bundchen marries Joachim Valente
Anonymous
01/10/2026 10:59
Subject: Gisele Bundchen marries Joachim Valente
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Never heard of him, but googled him and he's cute. Apparently they had a kid together earlier this year.
Isn’t he Latinx?
Nobody uses latinx.
The President of the United States used Latinx.
And you? Ok.
Yeah whatever, dumb MAGA.
Latinx? Really? Such a try hard.
ok MAGA.
Gisele is the MAGA, are you confused?
What? No, she is not. Tom is.
Uh, no. She is tight with Ivanka and vacations with her.
Anonymous
01/10/2026 08:48
Subject: Gisele Bundchen marries Joachim Valente
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Never heard of him, but googled him and he's cute. Apparently they had a kid together earlier this year.
Isn’t he Latinx?
Nobody uses latinx.
The President of the United States used Latinx.
And you? Ok.
Yeah whatever, dumb MAGA.
Latinx? Really? Such a try hard.
ok MAGA.
Gisele is the MAGA, are you confused?
What? No, she is not. Tom is.
Anonymous
01/10/2026 08:48
Subject: Gisele Bundchen marries Joachim Valente
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Never heard of him, but googled him and he's cute. Apparently they had a kid together earlier this year.
So you missed the entire thread about Gisele and Tom’s divorce and how she was banging the help?!
And he was on Epsteins plane.
And he was on a plane with Ben Affleck once where they were all married and some leaked there were young girls on that plane with Bill Belichick.
This. Plus, he refused to stop the football. Do you know anyone with CTE? It can be a living hell worse than a bad case of dementia-violent, cruel, depressed, unpredictable, prone to suicide attempts. How many concussions has he had? She was willing to be in it until death do you part (even with the risk of caring for someone with CTE) if he just would give up football and he refused.
You’re just making it up as you go along. Even she has said there was no ultimatum.
Link?
Anonymous
01/10/2026 08:40
Subject: Gisele Bundchen marries Joachim Valente
Wasn’t ^
Anonymous
01/10/2026 08:40
Subject: Gisele Bundchen marries Joachim Valente
Gisele is chasing that D, a man who isn’t as wealthy as her and one who does nothing but admire her.
Mr Brady was doing that
Let her cook!
Mr Brady was doing that
Let her cook!
Anonymous
01/04/2026 17:15
Subject: Gisele Bundchen marries Joachim Valente
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Never heard of him, but googled him and he's cute. Apparently they had a kid together earlier this year.
So you missed the entire thread about Gisele and Tom’s divorce and how she was banging the help?!
And he was on Epsteins plane.
And he was on a plane with Ben Affleck once where they were all married and some leaked there were young girls on that plane with Bill Belichick.
This. Plus, he refused to stop the football. Do you know anyone with CTE? It can be a living hell worse than a bad case of dementia-violent, cruel, depressed, unpredictable, prone to suicide attempts. How many concussions has he had? She was willing to be in it until death do you part (even with the risk of caring for someone with CTE) if he just would give up football and he refused.
You’re just making it up as you go along. Even she has said there was no ultimatum.
Anonymous
01/04/2026 17:10
Subject: Gisele Bundchen marries Joachim Valente
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Never heard of him, but googled him and he's cute. Apparently they had a kid together earlier this year.
So you missed the entire thread about Gisele and Tom’s divorce and how she was banging the help?!
And he was on Epsteins plane.
And he was on a plane with Ben Affleck once where they were all married and some leaked there were young girls on that plane with Bill Belichick.
This. Plus, he refused to stop the football. Do you know anyone with CTE? It can be a living hell worse than a bad case of dementia-violent, cruel, depressed, unpredictable, prone to suicide attempts. How many concussions has he had? She was willing to be in it until death do you part (even with the risk of caring for someone with CTE) if he just would give up football and he refused.
Anonymous
01/04/2026 16:29
Subject: Gisele Bundchen marries Joachim Valente
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Never heard of him, but googled him and he's cute. Apparently they had a kid together earlier this year.
Isn’t he Latinx?
He’s Brazilian just like Gisele.
AHHH...explains it all.
Anonymous
01/04/2026 14:52
Subject: Gisele Bundchen marries Joachim Valente
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Never heard of him, but googled him and he's cute. Apparently they had a kid together earlier this year.
Isn’t he Latinx?
He’s Brazilian just like Gisele.
Anonymous
01/04/2026 11:48
Subject: Gisele Bundchen marries Joachim Valente
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Tom is over there dancing with 25 year old women. She made the right choice
He’s like Leonardo De Caprio. The women they date stay the same age.
What women has Tom Brady dated and what are their ages? The only person I have seen him being linked to other than tabloid blather (and I don't even know if it is true) is Irina Shayk. It seems they vacationed together. She is 39.
Two different some-something influencers, including Brooks Nader (barf).
https://people.com/tom-brady-alix-earle-spotted-cozying-up-st-barths-club-new-years-eve-11878226
lol this is so gross. Gisele wanted a man who could be a father more then 2 months out year. I don't get why men are allergic to dating someone closer to their own age.
Gross is cheating on your husband, not dating after divorce. Get some perspective.
No gross is taking your wife and kids for granted then posting the suicide hotline song when she marries someone else.
Marrying your affair partner is as low as it gets. What the kids must think of this.
I am sure they see their mom is now happy with a partner thats present for more then 2 months
+1 there are pics of the blended family hanging out and hugging, very sweet. Kids seem happy and well-adjusted.
Yes a tween girl loves have her former karate instructor creeping around her house.
Omg this!! Haha.
+1 Everyone is just lovey dovey. Oh well, as long as the self-absorbed adults get what they want, who cares about their kids.
Nobody knows how the kids have adjusted. Maybe having a present mom and stepdad is better than the dynamic in tom and Gisela marriage. Tom seemed completely devoted to his career for most of his marriage and children’s childhoods.
Cheaters' rationale.
Lol I’m def not a cheater. Just don’t think any of us peasants have any idea what growing up in a celebrity household is like
Anonymous
01/04/2026 09:33
Subject: Gisele Bundchen marries Joachim Valente
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Never heard of him, but googled him and he's cute. Apparently they had a kid together earlier this year.
Isn’t he Latinx?
Nobody uses latinx.
The President of the United States used Latinx.
And you? Ok.
Yeah whatever, dumb MAGA.
Latinx? Really? Such a try hard.
ok MAGA.
Gisele is the MAGA, are you confused?
Anonymous
01/04/2026 09:19
Subject: Gisele Bundchen marries Joachim Valente
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Never heard of him, but googled him and he's cute. Apparently they had a kid together earlier this year.
Isn’t he Latinx?
Nobody uses latinx.
The President of the United States used Latinx.
And you? Ok.
Yeah whatever, dumb MAGA.
Latinx? Really? Such a try hard.
ok MAGA.
Anonymous
01/04/2026 09:09
Subject: Gisele Bundchen marries Joachim Valente
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Tom is over there dancing with 25 year old women. She made the right choice
He’s like Leonardo De Caprio. The women they date stay the same age.
What women has Tom Brady dated and what are their ages? The only person I have seen him being linked to other than tabloid blather (and I don't even know if it is true) is Irina Shayk. It seems they vacationed together. She is 39.
Two different some-something influencers, including Brooks Nader (barf).
https://people.com/tom-brady-alix-earle-spotted-cozying-up-st-barths-club-new-years-eve-11878226
lol this is so gross. Gisele wanted a man who could be a father more then 2 months out year. I don't get why men are allergic to dating someone closer to their own age.
Gross is cheating on your husband, not dating after divorce. Get some perspective.
No gross is taking your wife and kids for granted then posting the suicide hotline song when she marries someone else.
Marrying your affair partner is as low as it gets. What the kids must think of this.
I am sure they see their mom is now happy with a partner thats present for more then 2 months
+1 there are pics of the blended family hanging out and hugging, very sweet. Kids seem happy and well-adjusted.
Yes a tween girl loves have her former karate instructor creeping around her house.
So gross.