Ok I’m going to play devil’s advocate here. While I fully agree that the attempt to indict this as a felony was absurd, this is a simple assault all day. You cannot just go around throwing things at people you don’t like even if you’re throwing something that will not objectively cause injury. If the jurors apply the law as it relates to simple assault the deliberation in this should take less than 5 minutes. Should USAO have offered this guy some diversion or community service, absolutely, but this is a simple assault.

that's hilarious. i hope the jurors are laughing in his face.

Anonymous wrote:lol.

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

whomp whomp

lol.

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Dude lost his job over a sub 🤣

He will be fine.

Yes he is an American hero. His go fund me page is over 6 million.

After rhey couldn’t get a felony hung on him they charged with a misdemeanor, trial starts tomorrow!

I’m shocked that the victim has recovered from his injuries.

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/trial-starts-for-case-against-dc-man-who-threw-sandwich-at-federal-agent/4010217/#

Predictions on the result? This seems insane…

These MAGA seem determined to waste our tax dollars on cases to persecute people who disagree with them.

Bingo.

+1

Vindictive, anti-American a-holes.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Dude lost his job over a sub 🤣

He will be fine.

Yes he is an American hero. His go fund me page is over 6 million.

After rhey couldn’t get a felony hung on him they charged with a misdemeanor, trial starts tomorrow!

I’m shocked that the victim has recovered from his injuries.

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/trial-starts-for-case-against-dc-man-who-threw-sandwich-at-federal-agent/4010217/#

Predictions on the result? This seems insane…

These MAGA seem determined to waste our tax dollars on cases to persecute people who disagree with them.

Bingo.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Dude lost his job over a sub 🤣

He will be fine.

Yes he is an American hero. His go fund me page is over 6 million.

After rhey couldn’t get a felony hung on him they charged with a misdemeanor, trial starts tomorrow!

I’m shocked that the victim has recovered from his injuries.

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/trial-starts-for-case-against-dc-man-who-threw-sandwich-at-federal-agent/4010217/#

Predictions on the result? This seems insane…

These MAGA seem determined to waste our tax dollars on cases to persecute people who disagree with them.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Dude lost his job over a sub 🤣

He will be fine.

Yes he is an American hero. His go fund me page is over 6 million.

After rhey couldn’t get a felony hung on him they charged with a misdemeanor, trial starts tomorrow!

I’m shocked that the victim has recovered from his injuries.

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/trial-starts-for-case-against-dc-man-who-threw-sandwich-at-federal-agent/4010217/#

Predictions on the result? This seems insane…

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Dude lost his job over a sub 🤣

He will be fine.

Yes he is an American hero. His go fund me page is over 6 million.

After rhey couldn’t get a felony hung on him they charged with a misdemeanor, trial starts tomorrow!

I’m shocked that the victim has recovered from his injuries.

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/trial-starts-for-case-against-dc-man-who-threw-sandwich-at-federal-agent/4010217/#

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Dude lost his job over a sub 🤣

He will be fine.

Yes he is an American hero. His go fund me page is over 6 million.

Anonymous wrote:Dude lost his job over a sub 🤣

He will be fine.

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Anonymous wrote:The sandwich man was the least of your worries.

Empty a clip on the metro you’re home in time for dinner!

Yep fat white elderly Jan 6’ers get paid to commit crimes. Just like their fat pedophile leader.

Those folks seem to be a self correcting problem. How many are dead or back in jail?

I hope that they aren’t breeding in the wild.

wtf is an “attempted threat”? is that a thought crime?

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Anonymous wrote:Please write to the US Attorney and propose a prosecution based on this. My guess is you will not succeed because he was already prosecuted under federal law.

And good luck getting the US Attorney to prosecute considering they are also they attorneys who prosecute the DC code. I am sure Bondi will get right on it lol.

This whole operation has turned the prosecutors office into a complete joke.

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/no-credibility-left-judge-upbraids-prosecutors-for-handling-of-dc-surge-cases/3984073/

Wow. They are charging people with "attempted threats" -- and those charges are not sticking. What is an attempted threat? I tried to threaten him but had a coughing fit in the middle of it? I shook my cane in his direction, but he couldn't see me from so far away? This is how they are bumping up the "arrest" numbers. They can arrest people for nothing -- how many people that the "surge" is arresting (as opposed to our usual MPD) are being convicted of serious crimes?

Stop the dog and pony show and get back to normal, good, policing and rational prosecutions. It is terrible for civil order to undermine the justice system like this.

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Anonymous wrote:Dude lost his job over a sub 🤣

And you have lost your morale!

This dude stood up and is already a hero!!! And you, hiding behind bushes?

A hero? Meh. Maybe the sandwich variety

+1.