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The Rolex is an especially nice touch.

From Monica Hesse's WaPo column:

"Her visit was encapsulated in a video produced and published on Noem’s own X feed. Meticulous blowout? Check. Impeccable makeup and jewelry, including a watch that online sleuths have speculated is a $60,000 Rolex? Check. Formfitting T-shirt, skinny drawstring pants, combat boots and a baseball hat with an ICE logo — yaaas, Madam Homeland Security. It’s giving, could you point me toward the nearest margaritas and human rights violations?"

Gift link below. I enjoyed the sarcasm while freaking out about the implications.

https://wapo.st/3DVVEqG

Another one from The Cut: Kristi Noem Brought Her Hair Extensions to El Salvador
https://www.thecut.com/article/kristi-noem-visit-cecot-el-salvador.html

Includes a pic that shows the French tuck.

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Anonymous wrote:Is this what you'd wear when filming your social media content at a concentration camp?

https://bsky.app/profile/drewharwell.com/post/3llcvtkjvos2z

It's so fake. She's in front of a green screen.

I saw video and she also has that French tuck thing.
Someone on twitter pointed out that the video has a jump 17 seconds in where right after inmates' positions have shifted. Right before the jump it looks like one guy is about to stick his hands down his white boxers, his hands are someplace else completely right after.

Wonder what was supposed to happen to them if they didn't face her, but also it was stated by someone this was a Geneva convention violation, assuming they are prisoners under the AEA.

Also found some stuff in US Code about hostile nations and invasions and doesn't look like Venezuela qualifies for that.

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Anonymous wrote:Kristi wore a $60k watch to visit the prison. https://nypost.com/2025/03/27/us-news/kristi-noem-appears-to-wear-60k-rolex-at-el-salvadors-cecot-prison/

How TF can she afford a $60,000 watch? She made only a little more than twice that per year as the SD Governor and makes $250K now.

The Washington Post asked the same question:

Department of Homeland Security Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin confirmed the make of the watch in a statement, saying that “then-Governor Noem chose to use the proceeds from her New York Times best selling books to purchase an item she could wear and one day pass down to her children.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2025/03/27/kristi-noem-rolex-controversy/

Anonymous wrote:also, in the video you can see Rollins' obligatory cross necklace.

Oh god, why? The jacket is way too tight around her middle and the cargo pants just don't make any sense.

Anonymous wrote:Is this what you'd wear when filming your social media content at a concentration camp?

https://bsky.app/profile/drewharwell.com/post/3llcvtkjvos2z

It's so fake. She's in front of a green screen.

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That is a glow-up but not (yet) full MAGA Barbie.

Bump

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Anonymous wrote:Kristi wore a $60k watch to visit the prison. https://nypost.com/2025/03/27/us-news/kristi-noem-appears-to-wear-60k-rolex-at-el-salvadors-cecot-prison/

How TF can she afford a $60,000 watch? She made only a little more than twice that per year as the SD Governor and makes $250K now.

Corey Lewandowsky can afford it.

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Anonymous wrote:Celebrating Women's History Month - AG Secretary Brooke Rollins, Education Secretary Linda McMahon, and UN Ambassador Elise Stefanik

I guess Tulsi was busy, I think those are the only other women in the cabinet.

Business suit with cargo pants on Rollins is a first for me, had no idea that existed.

does no one know how to buy clothes that fit?

I think these are fine except for the cargo pant pockets on the suit. Of course I’m only talking another the clothes and hair — the people under it are far from fine.

Both pink suits are too tight and the black suit looks like a garbage bag

Whatever Linda McMahon is wearing, it's not a suit. It's a leather jacket with some kind of macrame skirt that has a fringe hem. It's truly a baffling article of clothing.

Might be a dress under the leather jacket?

Pretty sure dress. The cargo pants suit is crazy--that's what we've been looking for! Here's video so you can get the full effect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a39tYB91NJs
Also the buttons on Stefanik's suit are silly.

The cargo pants suit is nuts!! Who would try that on and think yes, this is appropriate business attire.

Somehow they look even worse in motion!

Anonymous wrote:

The Rolex is an especially nice touch.

From Monica Hesse's WaPo column:

"Her visit was encapsulated in a video produced and published on Noem’s own X feed. Meticulous blowout? Check. Impeccable makeup and jewelry, including a watch that online sleuths have speculated is a $60,000 Rolex? Check. Formfitting T-shirt, skinny drawstring pants, combat boots and a baseball hat with an ICE logo — yaaas, Madam Homeland Security. It’s giving, could you point me toward the nearest margaritas and human rights violations?"

Gift link below. I enjoyed the sarcasm while freaking out about the implications.

https://wapo.st/3DVVEqG

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Anonymous wrote:Looks at least 40 in today's Washington Post Love Story to her:



But of the MAGA loving WaPo says: "Trump’s newest press secretary is radiant, blond and apple-cheeked — as if one of Leonardo da Vinci’s Madonnas had been styled for a Fox News hit." Gag. Barf.

Also why is her face so FLAT? No, not fat, F-L-A-T?



She forgot to do the back of her hair below, LOL!


And below, she was like 24 years old and dressed AGAIN like a 55 year old. Ewwww. This was well before she had her baby, no excuses.

No woman’s butt has ever looked good in tan pants.

But - and it is shocking that I’m about to compliment KL - I give her credit for no lines or bulges under those.

Zero credit. Wrinkles and seamless dimples.

^seam dimples. Whatever those divots are where the material is not shaped to lie flat.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Looks at least 40 in today's Washington Post Love Story to her:



But of the MAGA loving WaPo says: "Trump’s newest press secretary is radiant, blond and apple-cheeked — as if one of Leonardo da Vinci’s Madonnas had been styled for a Fox News hit." Gag. Barf.

Also why is her face so FLAT? No, not fat, F-L-A-T?



She forgot to do the back of her hair below, LOL!


And below, she was like 24 years old and dressed AGAIN like a 55 year old. Ewwww. This was well before she had her baby, no excuses.

No woman’s butt has ever looked good in tan pants.

But - and it is shocking that I’m about to compliment KL - I give her credit for no lines or bulges under those.

Zero credit. Wrinkles and seamless dimples.

Anonymous wrote:Kristi wore a $60k watch to visit the prison. https://nypost.com/2025/03/27/us-news/kristi-noem-appears-to-wear-60k-rolex-at-el-salvadors-cecot-prison/

How TF can she afford a $60,000 watch? She made only a little more than twice that per year as the SD Governor and makes $250K now.

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Anonymous wrote:Celebrating Women's History Month - AG Secretary Brooke Rollins, Education Secretary Linda McMahon, and UN Ambassador Elise Stefanik

I guess Tulsi was busy, I think those are the only other women in the cabinet.

Business suit with cargo pants on Rollins is a first for me, had no idea that existed.

does no one know how to buy clothes that fit?

I think these are fine except for the cargo pant pockets on the suit. Of course I’m only talking another the clothes and hair — the people under it are far from fine.

Both pink suits are too tight and the black suit looks like a garbage bag

Whatever Linda McMahon is wearing, it's not a suit. It's a leather jacket with some kind of macrame skirt that has a fringe hem. It's truly a baffling article of clothing.

Might be a dress under the leather jacket?

Pretty sure dress. The cargo pants suit is crazy--that's what we've been looking for! Here's video so you can get the full effect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a39tYB91NJs
Also the buttons on Stefanik's suit are silly.

The cargo pants suit is nuts!! Who would try that on and think yes, this is appropriate business attire.