guilty working moms who don't care that SAHMs are actually looking out for your kids.

working moms who will hire an illegal nanny whose language they don't know just so that little Timmy knows Spanish. Let's hope little Timmy never has a medical emergency that would require the nanny to describe the symptoms.

SAHMs who keep saying everything is organic. Stop it already, my child won't die if he eats non-organic food.

and in regards to sharing? Nope, my child won't need to share HIS toy with your child (especially if my child is 2 and yours is 6) but my child will have to share public or other people's toys. don't tell your child that he/she can have my child's toy. It isn't automatic and I won't beg him to do so.

Oh and moms who talk about property value (of course beyond 700k) , about expensive pre-schools and about all the other privileged things your child will experience? : stop dissing me. I am trying to what's best for my child as well, we just don't have the money, alright?

last but not least: moms who are in their 40s, don't write me off because I am under 30. I CHOSE to have kids, don't look at me like I am pathetic. I know as much about parenting as you do. Or as little

moms that drive big SUVs while talking on their cell phones

Pinko Commie Moms

Republican moms

Bored SAHM who nanny bash to make themselves look more important. We get it dear, you're super mommy. WMs suck. Nannies suck. Everyone sucks but you. You must feel very special.

moms who tell the stupid stork or cabbage patch story.

aaaaaaaaand - SHE'S BACK!!!

Moms who teach their children that if they want what others have, just say the word "share".

Moms who don't teach their children to share.

The moms that tell me all about how circumcision is best. It's cleaner, and if I don't do it, my son will get penile cancer and die. Umm, I don't care if your child is circumcised or not, and I don't judge you on your decision.

Anonymous wrote:Most annoying mom: Mine
Second most annoying mom: My mother-in-law

Everyone else I can pretty much ignore.

Absolute genius.

Strollers:

I couldn't care less how much your stroller cost ya!

What I hate are parents of kids who really CAN'T walk as far as the day's activities requires, but who don't bring the stroller when we go outs. Kids are whiny enough without being set up for discomfort.

And, playground mom who got so much crap - I'm with ya! My kid knows how to share, but he likes his space. Just because your kid wants to share and play together doesn't mean this works for my kid.

I am a pariah. . . . I shop at Whole Foods.

Anonymous wrote:

I have 1 secret recipe - it's my own signature creation and I refuse to pass it around.
Don't feel bad about that at all.

But why? I don't understand. Are you competitve? I don't get it - why not share something nice with others - so they can share with others - and so on, and so on.....

I agree with this. Every recipe that has ever been shared with me automatically becomes, "Sue's Potatoes" or whatever. I don't forget who has shared the recipe with me and am very appreciative.