Anonymous
Post 11/29/2022 22:43     Subject: Misdelivered ham
I love this thread.
Anonymous
Post 11/29/2022 20:51     Subject: Re:Misdelivered ham
Thank you for resurrecting this thread! Holiday favorite. Long live the ham
Anonymous
Post 11/29/2022 04:40     Subject: Re:Misdelivered ham
Has anyone a spare ham this year? I haven't one and I'm still in need. It could also double as a birthday cake. I'll delicately insert a candle in the center and brush with maple or honey for frosting.
Anonymous
Post 11/29/2022 04:15     Subject: Re:Misdelivered ham
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I'm still in need and will gladly accept any misdelivered hams. I haven't even one Christmas ham. It's unfair for anyone to have two, especially if you are overweight. There are too many obese Americans who need to scale back on their food intake and redistribute their food to the hungry average and underweight Americans.
fat people get hungry too...and a ham is full of protein so if they eat that they're less likely to indulge in crap food later.


Porker!


Oink, oink! Porky pig!
Anonymous
Post 11/28/2022 22:29     Subject: Misdelivered ham
LOL! Cannot wait!
In the meantime, shall we do some puns?
Oh Little Town of Bethleham!
Anonymous
Post 11/28/2022 22:28     Subject: Misdelivered ham
Hoping for a 2022 update soon!!
Anonymous
Post 12/24/2021 18:33     Subject: Misdelivered ham
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:If I were a better knitter, would absolutely make a themed ugly Christmas sweater featuring Misdelivered Ham 🀟 ala Spinal Tap


You mean Spiral Tap, no? 🐷


OMG. *chef’s kiss*
Anonymous
Post 12/24/2021 17:16     Subject: Re:Misdelivered ham
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I'm still in need and will gladly accept any misdelivered hams. I haven't even one Christmas ham. It's unfair for anyone to have two, especially if you are overweight. There are too many obese Americans who need to scale back on their food intake and redistribute their food to the hungry average and underweight Americans.
fat people get hungry too...and a ham is full of protein so if they eat that they're less likely to indulge in crap food later.


Porker!
Anonymous
Post 12/24/2021 14:52     Subject: Misdelivered ham
Anonymous wrote:If I were a better knitter, would absolutely make a themed ugly Christmas sweater featuring Misdelivered Ham 🀟 ala Spinal Tap


You mean Spiral Tap, no? 🐷
Anonymous
Post 12/24/2021 12:11     Subject: Misdelivered ham
If I were a better knitter, would absolutely make a themed ugly Christmas sweater featuring Misdelivered Ham 🀟 ala Spinal Tap
Anonymous
Post 12/24/2021 01:02     Subject: Misdelivered ham
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:OP back with the 2021 ham update.

I am sad to report that we have not received any misdelivered meats this year. I have not completely given up hope for a Christmas Eve ham miracle, though.

Perhaps my misdelivered ham was misdelivered?

All of the ham puns and stories have more than made up for the lack of pork on my doorstep!


Thank you, OP! Any chance you'll take a PP's suggestion of installing a missing ham-themed creche in your front yard? It would be delightful!


Mary and Joseph looking down mournfully at the cradle where the missing ham should be.
Anonymous
Post 12/24/2021 00:54     Subject: Misdelivered ham
*misdelivered
Anonymous
Post 12/24/2021 00:53     Subject: Misdelivered ham
Anonymous wrote:OP back with the 2021 ham update.

I am sad to report that we have not received any misdelivered meats this year. I have not completely given up hope for a Christmas Eve ham miracle, though.

Perhaps my misdelivered ham was misdelivered?

All of the ham puns and stories have more than made up for the lack of pork on my doorstep!


Thank you, OP! Any chance you'll take a PP's suggestion of installing a missing ham-themed creche in your front yard? It would be delightful!
Anonymous
Post 12/23/2021 19:01     Subject: Misdelivered ham
Anonymous wrote:OP back with the 2021 ham update.

I am sad to report that we have not received any misdelivered meats this year. I have not completely given up hope for a Christmas Eve ham miracle, though.

Perhaps my misdelivered ham was misdelivered?

All of the ham puns and stories have more than made up for the lack of pork on my doorstep!


πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰
Anonymous
Post 12/23/2021 18:58     Subject: Misdelivered ham
OP back with the 2021 ham update.

I am sad to report that we have not received any misdelivered meats this year. I have not completely given up hope for a Christmas Eve ham miracle, though.

Perhaps my misdelivered ham was misdelivered?

All of the ham puns and stories have more than made up for the lack of pork on my doorstep!