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Why would you need to cook everyday? Take turns. Send a dad out for doughnuts. Tell the kids to eat cereal.

It’s not rocket science.

I don’t eat doughnuts for breakfast. Also, remember, we are in the middle of forest. There is no Starbucks around corner.

Okay. Replace “doughnuts” with whatever low calorie bar you eat. Same difference. Bottom line: it’s not rocket science.

Anyone going into a vacation with a chip on their shoulder and a complete inability will be voted off the island or sent down the river (or whatever saying fits your “forest” vacation best).

I wonder how many men actually cook communal meals? I have seen zero from my vacations. They’re smart.

It’s a woman thing. They can’t stop servicing, being caretakers. Sorry, I’m not a maid. I would rather be hiking than cooking large meals for groups of people.

You don’t need to cook large meals. When we go on group vacations everyone chips in and buys a bunch of croissants, toast, fruit, yogurt, cereal, etc...and sets it out on the table in the morning. That way everyone helps themselves to whatever they want. As someone else said, it’s not rocket science.

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It’s not about money. Really!
It’s just I don’t want to bring groceries for 10 people, I just want to bring enough for our family of 3. We are already sharing dinners.

Why do you assume that you'll be bringing all the groceries? Aren't the others bringing groceries too? If all of you bring groceries for 10 people, you'd be able to feed 30 people in that place. Obviously there's no need for that. Just bring a little extra than you usually bring.

Yes, but let’s imagine the situation that we all arrived and I brought groceries for my family for 3 days, but the other kids eat all our breakfast supplies on day 1. Then I have nothing left. I don’t want to eat their food, neither do they have enough for us.

Then the parents go to the store and buy you the groceries their kids ate. This isn’t on the kids, this is an adult issue. Or man up and have the convo with the adults and tell them in the past they’ve eaten all your food leaving nothing for your kids and you don’t want a repeat so they need to be sure to bring breakfast food for their kids.

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Anonymous wrote: Seriously, basic stuff like should not be so hard. You have issues.

Really? How come men are never doing it?
If you want to live in the kitchen, it’s up to you.

I didn’t sign up to service everyone on my few days off. Not even your little Johny.
That’s why no one wants to vacation with families with little kids.

Then tell your husband to do it. I love to cook so that's always my jam and I enjoy doing it. My man does the cleaning, which I hate. These are basic things you should be able to manage by now if you're at the stage in your life when you're traveling with a big family. I will say it's pretty crazy to take it out on the poor, clueless little kids who had the bad luck of traveling with you than on your husband, who you should have already had this discussion with if you hate/cant stand cooking.

Again, it shouldn't be this hard. Figure it out.

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Anonymous wrote: Seriously, basic stuff like should not be so hard. You have issues.

Really? How come men are never doing it?
If you want to live in the kitchen, it’s up to you.

I didn’t sign up to service everyone on my few days off. Not even your little Johny.
That’s why no one wants to vacation with families with little kids.

My husband does do it. He often makes breakfast and grills for dinner. He also does morning coffee, doughnut and bagel runs.

Plus he is handsome, is an amazing dad and earns a ton of money. He is very kind and generous and overall great guy. That’s why he is so successful.

Anonymous wrote: Seriously, basic stuff like should not be so hard. You have issues.

Really? How come men are never doing it?
If you want to live in the kitchen, it’s up to you.

I didn’t sign up to service everyone on my few days off. Not even your little Johny.
That’s why no one wants to vacation with families with little kids.

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Anonymous wrote: A few extra pancakes or eggs does not a brunch make!

Again, a few extra pancakes for 15 people.

I can picture this. “Oh, sure, Susan, I’ll be glad to whip up 15 omelettes and a few dozen pancakes, no biggie. Let me just make a run to the store and get a few more cartons of eggs. It’s only 45 minutes away. I can’t imagine a better way of spending my morning.”

How about bringing an extra carton of eggs and cooking up a huge frittata for everyone? Seriously, basic stuff like should not be so hard. You have issues.

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I don’t know why I’m so invested in this but how does Johnny come to eat the whole package of bacon unless the whole package was cooked?

He asks for it cooked I guess?

Then the appropriate response is, “I’m not your cook. Go ask your father.”

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Breakfast and lunch are so easy. Why can’t you just make a little extra to share?

I just can’t understand.

How the f**k do you make “just a little extra” if you have 15 people in your group? Do you give a little extra to just some of them and not the others?

By making a little extra? Where did you go to school?

A little extra for 15 people is not my definition of “a little extra”. It’s called a brunch?

That's not even a brunch, you clown. A brunch involves alcohol and all the fixins. A few extra pancakes or eggs does not a brunch make!

Why wont you answer where you're from?

Not all brunches include alcohol. SMH

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I don’t know why I’m so invested in this but how does Johnny come to eat the whole package of bacon unless the whole package was cooked?

He asks for it cooked I guess?

Anonymous wrote: A few extra pancakes or eggs does not a brunch make!

Again, a few extra pancakes for 15 people.

I can picture this. “Oh, sure, Susan, I’ll be glad to whip up 15 omelettes and a few dozen pancakes, no biggie. Let me just make a run to the store and get a few more cartons of eggs. It’s only 45 minutes away. I can’t imagine a better way of spending my morning.”

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Why would you need to cook everyday? Take turns. Send a dad out for doughnuts. Tell the kids to eat cereal.

It’s not rocket science.

I don’t eat doughnuts for breakfast. Also, remember, we are in the middle of forest. There is no Starbucks around corner.

I hate to cook so I can understand that part. We have a cook at home even though I’m a SAHM.

Breakfast and lunch are so easy. Why can’t you just make a little extra to share?

I just can’t understand.

Where are you from? Was your mom like this? Did she teach you not to share food?

Do you understand the difference between Johnny having a couple of slices of bacon and Johny eating the entire Costco package of bacon that was supposed to last a few days? Then instructions of trying our cereal eating the whole box? That’s the annoying part.

Remember, you’re in the middle of forest and you can just make a grocery run.

I don’t know why I’m so invested in this but how does Johnny come to eat the whole package of bacon unless the whole package was cooked?

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Breakfast and lunch are so easy. Why can’t you just make a little extra to share?

I just can’t understand.

How the f**k do you make “just a little extra” if you have 15 people in your group? Do you give a little extra to just some of them and not the others?

By making a little extra? Where did you go to school?

A little extra for 15 people is not my definition of “a little extra”. It’s called a brunch?

The last woman who ate brunch in the forest was Snow White...and she did so against her will. Despite what those 7 men said, she was not on vacation.

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Breakfast and lunch are so easy. Why can’t you just make a little extra to share?

I just can’t understand.

How the f**k do you make “just a little extra” if you have 15 people in your group? Do you give a little extra to just some of them and not the others?

Make an extra plate for others to have. Not everyone is up at the same time. The others have their own food. They can eat their food if your food isn’t enough but then you won’t seem like a stingy bitch.

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Do we even have “forests” in America?

People vacation in the mountains or at lakes, and they go camping in the woods. Where is this forest and how can we be sure you will truly be in the middle of it?

Have you heard of National Forests, idiot?

Have you ever heard an American say they’re going on vacation in a forest? It’s not a thing.

What does it matter how you say it?
Plenty of people spend vacations at state parks.

Yes...at state parks.

But nobody is vacationing at the forest...with bacon.

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Breakfast and lunch are so easy. Why can’t you just make a little extra to share?

I just can’t understand.

How the f**k do you make “just a little extra” if you have 15 people in your group? Do you give a little extra to just some of them and not the others?

By making a little extra? Where did you go to school?

A little extra for 15 people is not my definition of “a little extra”. It’s called a brunch?

That's not even a brunch, you clown. A brunch involves alcohol and all the fixins. A few extra pancakes or eggs does not a brunch make!

Why wont you answer where you're from?

And tell us the food that you don’t want to share!