Tatiana and Charlie.

Anonymous wrote:Iman ( girl)
Basiru ( boy)

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Anonymous wrote:Maura, Brigid and Brendan

This one is cheating. Maura, Brigid and Brendan were only the first three out of the seven for this Catholic family. Your mom was crazy good looking and despite having kid after kid, was always on the ski slopes. You all filtered though the Catholic school in the 80s. Maura tried out for cheerleading, but she had such a cute, squeaky voice that she was better off just dating a player. Brigid was tall and beautiful and when she dominated on the basketball court, it was like she never sweated and her makeup was perfect. Brendan was an alter boy, and the priests thought he gave good service. He did such a good job at all the funerals one summer, Father Paul took him to see "The Empire Strikes Back" and they shared a pizza. You are all grown up now and Maura is a counselor at Planned Parenthood, Brigid is single in Thailand, and Brendan is gay. Of course.

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Anonymous wrote:Yael, Kelilah, Gideon

You weren't raised in a religious household; in fact you didn't even have a bat mitzvah. You met David while visiting your Bubby in Israel, and he swept you into a world of covered ankles and wigs. You never immersed yourself into a world with such symbolism and costumes since your dabble in Wicca at NYU. When you moved back to the US together, David was so upset at seeing a Gideon Bible in your hotel room that he decided to take the name back. After the twin girls, he finally got his Gideon on an epic family trip where his mother wanted to see where they filmed "Dirty Dancing". As far as David knows, you keep a kosher kitchen, but you secretly love BLTs.

Ha ha, do you know me?

Anonymous wrote:Yael, Kelilah, Gideon

You weren't raised in a religious household; in fact you didn't even have a bat mitzvah. You met David while visiting your Bubby in Israel, and he swept you into a world of covered ankles and wigs. You never immersed yourself into a world with such symbolism and costumes since your dabble in Wicca at NYU. When you moved back to the US together, David was so upset at seeing a Gideon Bible in your hotel room that he decided to take the name back. After the twin girls, he finally got his Gideon on an epic family trip where his mother wanted to see where they filmed "Dirty Dancing". As far as David knows, you keep a kosher kitchen, but you secretly love BLTs.

Casey (boy)

Lourdes and Magnus

Samuel and Eliza

Yael, Kelilah, Gideon

Bianca and Gabriella

Too funny!

Although close, not entirely true! She's 5 and DH does a pretty good job in my absence.

Anonymous wrote:Bryce, my daughter and only one

Your love for your DD is bigger than the Grand Canyon. it's bigger than the Earth, the stars and the moon. She means the world to you, and you'd do anything for her. Anything but skip your annual Girls Hike that you've been doing since grad school. For that, she'll have to stay in the subpar care of your DH. He'll diaper her all wrong, mess up her sleep schedule, feed her uncut grapes and expose her to the TV. The house will be a wreck when you return, your DD will have diaper rash and a new hair cut (gum, don't ask) and be off her naps. But as long as he hasn't left her with your MIL, she'll survive.