You morons think when men get a boner they start breathing heavily and can’t control themselves?

Anonymous wrote:Yeah this didn't happen.

"Dear Penthouse Forum: I never thought I'd be writing to you but the craziest thing happened on vacation...."

Anonymous wrote:I don’t believe this story. If he had a moment of illness, he would have said something when he excused himself like “excuse me, I’ll be back in a few moments” and if he experienced whatever immediate boner problem OP is imagining, he would have done the same thing.

Tbh I think they see us as slabs of meat work.

Did you read the OP? That’s exactly what she said happened!

Poor guy just had to shit real bad.

I’m going to ask my massage therapist if they’re a thespian, lol.

OP you know resorts are very accommodating. Next time ask for the masseur with the colostomy bag or the obviously gay one.

Trolly trolly troll

Could also been a panic attack for a reason unrelated to OP

I don’t believe this story. If he had a moment of illness, he would have said something when he excused himself like “excuse me, I’ll be back in a few moments” and if he experienced whatever immediate boner problem OP is imagining, he would have done the same thing.

Tbh I think they see us as slabs of meat work.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Masseur indicates male, no need to call it out. A masseuse is female. But massage therapist is the preferred term. Masseur/masseuse is old fashioned, like stewardess.

Really ?

Who is your favorite actress ?

Thespian is the preferred term.

Probably had to evict the browns. Pinch off a loaf. Drop the kids off at the pool. Uncoil a dirt snake.

Anonymous wrote:I don't think you should assume anything here. You don't even know if the dude is straight. I highly doubt he went to jerk off over you--holy ego, Batman.

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He probably had sudden onset diarrhea (on account of OP’s hotness, of course).

OP probably had swampass and he needed a breather.

He was probably disgusted by your bacne. Or you're so hot he had to relieve himself. Between the two, I would believe the bacne first.

I have had countless massages with male therapists. This is definitely odd, but you really don't know what happened. Definitely don't complain about it. Sorry this happened. Bummer not to be relaxed and to have to pay for this weirdness.