Anonymous
Post 10/29/2025 07:42     Subject: Just for fun - describe your impression of a college in a sentence

Boulder - the dumb, pretty blonde
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2025 06:27     Subject: Just for fun - describe your impression of a college in a sentence

Harvard: The Harvard of the east
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2025 06:24     Subject: Just for fun - describe your impression of a college in a sentence

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Marquette - Roll out the Barrel!


Is this because Milwaukee=polka, or is it something less obvious.


Yes! And Marquette fully embraces rolling out the barrel.
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2025 05:17     Subject: Just for fun - describe your impression of a college in a sentence

Columbia: where students go to protest
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2025 02:53     Subject: Just for fun - describe your impression of a college in a sentence

Anonymous wrote:Univ of Chicago: Keeping in touch with every prospective college student in America


+1
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2025 02:35     Subject: Just for fun - describe your impression of a college in a sentence

Anonymous wrote:James Madison: Just Missed UVA


Nah, this makes more sense: James Madison: Just Missed VT
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2025 01:40     Subject: Just for fun - describe your impression of a college in a sentence

Univ of Chicago: Keeping in touch with every prospective college student in America
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2025 01:34     Subject: Just for fun - describe your impression of a college in a sentence

UVA: We’re too high brow to use normal college terminology
Anonymous
Post 10/28/2025 22:42     Subject: Just for fun - describe your impression of a college in a sentence

James Madison: Just Missed UVA
Anonymous
Post 10/28/2025 22:40     Subject: Just for fun - describe your impression of a college in a sentence

Northeastern: clueless status obsessed USN&WR worshipper.
Anonymous
Post 10/28/2025 22:30     Subject: Just for fun - describe your impression of a college in a sentence

Anonymous wrote:Marquette - Roll out the Barrel!


Is this because Milwaukee=polka, or is it something less obvious.
Anonymous
Post 10/28/2025 22:29     Subject: Just for fun - describe your impression of a college in a sentence

Anonymous wrote:W & M- stop on trolley tour


My wife said students studying or hanging out on the lawn were sometimes accused by tourists of being props, put there for the benefit of sightseers.
Anonymous
Post 10/28/2025 22:22     Subject: Just for fun - describe your impression of a college in a sentence

WashU: not in DC, nor the one in the northwest.

In the same vein:

UPenn: don't call us Penn State.
Anonymous
Post 10/28/2025 22:15     Subject: Just for fun - describe your impression of a college in a sentence

Bard: Creepy
Anonymous
Post 10/28/2025 22:10     Subject: Just for fun - describe your impression of a college in a sentence

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Is it just one person posting these?


I'm fully amused by this person


+!