Anonymous
Post 11/27/2021 21:19     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Tatiana, Stacy and Gabriella.


Your kids are 9, 6, and 4. You're Latina, your husband is Black. You don't speak Spanish fluently, but your mom does. You live downtown, your kids all go to Spanish immersion school but Tatiana, the nine-year-old, wants to switch to French so you say she can do whatever she wants when she goes to middle school. Tatiana can be a bit of a drama queen and does theater and Girl Scouts. The younger two are more mellow and go-with-the-flow. Your husband takes them to the park every Saturday morning so you can clean. You work in finance, he's in IT. The family is about to move to suburbs and you are freaking out about schools and packing and kids' activities but you are busting at the seems in your townhome and NEED the space.
Anonymous
Post 11/27/2021 20:12     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Sahara (dd)
Quinn (ds)


You are an early 30s hipster. You like to take your toddlers to brunch and feed them avocado toast.


+1 you're in a flowy Doen dress and birks
You live in LA
Anonymous
Post 11/27/2021 20:10     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Carter
Antonia
Ireland
Anonymous
Post 11/27/2021 20:08     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Morgan Athena
Sienna Rose
Roman Douglas


You read a lot of alternate history sci-fi romance novels. Your children have a Yoda ears hat that you knitted for the first one and passed down. When they are done wearing it, you hope you can reclaim it on chilly LARP days.
Anonymous
Post 11/27/2021 20:05     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Beatriz
Anonymous
Post 11/27/2021 20:02     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Morgan Athena
Sienna Rose
Roman Douglas
Anonymous
Post 11/27/2021 19:55     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Sylvie
Nina
Teddy (Theodore)


Your husband is a politician and you're a SAHM. You met your husband at a bar, you didn't go to college because you couldn't afford it, your kids go to public school and you pretend you're happy not having a degree or a job but there's a part of you that wants to jet off to Paris and make a living off your art everyone in the States thinks is tacky and overdone.

Your kids are pretty normal. Teddy is cute and has a big smile. Loves running around and has lots of friends. You're happy for him because he didn't have an easy babyhood because of his heart issues and has had to have five open heart surgeries and he's only seven. He does ok academically, bad at math. Nina is a bit of a five-year-old tryhard. She doesn't have a real group of friends and instead tags along to anyone who will let her. She doesn't get social cues. No one wants you to know, but they either think something's off with her or she's gifted. You're currently getting her tested for giftedness and so far, she's been doing pretty well. Sylvie is short for Sylvia. She has a closeknit group of three other girls and is nine in the fourth grade. She's over the dad-is-a-famous-politician thing and spends lots of time at her friends' houses and acts like a mini-teenager. Does tap classes, thinks she'll make it big.

Your husband is traditionally attractive and women like seeing him but you know he's obsessed with you and you love his personality and how easy it is to talk about anything with him.


Funny, but not at all accurate! I’m from an UMC family and have a masters, dh would never go into politics. Kids are pretty normal, and Teddy is 7, cute and has a big smile but fortunately has been a healthy kid and is extremely smart, especially in math. Nina is the 9yo and she’s most likely to be a politician, she’s dynamic and everyone loves her. She finds friends everywhere she goes. Sylvie is older and has a close knit group of 7 other girls and loves her family and is a singer, not a tap dancer. And her name is just Sylvie, no nickname. The part about my husband and me is maybe close - he is traditionally attractive but he adores me and he and I have a wonderful relationship.


Well, I'm glad I got Teddy's age right at least! I really like the way your kids' names go all together. Teddy, Sylvie, and Nina.


Thanks! I love them too!!
Anonymous
Post 11/27/2021 19:43     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Tatiana, Stacy and Gabriella.
Anonymous
Post 11/27/2021 18:48     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Sylvie
Nina
Teddy (Theodore)


Your husband is a politician and you're a SAHM. You met your husband at a bar, you didn't go to college because you couldn't afford it, your kids go to public school and you pretend you're happy not having a degree or a job but there's a part of you that wants to jet off to Paris and make a living off your art everyone in the States thinks is tacky and overdone.

Your kids are pretty normal. Teddy is cute and has a big smile. Loves running around and has lots of friends. You're happy for him because he didn't have an easy babyhood because of his heart issues and has had to have five open heart surgeries and he's only seven. He does ok academically, bad at math. Nina is a bit of a five-year-old tryhard. She doesn't have a real group of friends and instead tags along to anyone who will let her. She doesn't get social cues. No one wants you to know, but they either think something's off with her or she's gifted. You're currently getting her tested for giftedness and so far, she's been doing pretty well. Sylvie is short for Sylvia. She has a closeknit group of three other girls and is nine in the fourth grade. She's over the dad-is-a-famous-politician thing and spends lots of time at her friends' houses and acts like a mini-teenager. Does tap classes, thinks she'll make it big.

Your husband is traditionally attractive and women like seeing him but you know he's obsessed with you and you love his personality and how easy it is to talk about anything with him.


Funny, but not at all accurate! I’m from an UMC family and have a masters, dh would never go into politics. Kids are pretty normal, and Teddy is 7, cute and has a big smile but fortunately has been a healthy kid and is extremely smart, especially in math. Nina is the 9yo and she’s most likely to be a politician, she’s dynamic and everyone loves her. She finds friends everywhere she goes. Sylvie is older and has a close knit group of 7 other girls and loves her family and is a singer, not a tap dancer. And her name is just Sylvie, no nickname. The part about my husband and me is maybe close - he is traditionally attractive but he adores me and he and I have a wonderful relationship.


Well, I'm glad I got Teddy's age right at least! I really like the way your kids' names go all together. Teddy, Sylvie, and Nina.
Anonymous
Post 11/27/2021 18:32     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Eamon
Ingrid
Anonymous
Post 11/27/2021 18:29     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Raphael
Charlotte
Anonymous
Post 11/27/2021 18:27     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
June
Roger
Anonymous
Post 11/27/2021 18:19     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Adelina
Anonymous
Post 11/27/2021 17:28     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Sylvie
Nina
Teddy (Theodore)


Your husband is a politician and you're a SAHM. You met your husband at a bar, you didn't go to college because you couldn't afford it, your kids go to public school and you pretend you're happy not having a degree or a job but there's a part of you that wants to jet off to Paris and make a living off your art everyone in the States thinks is tacky and overdone.

Your kids are pretty normal. Teddy is cute and has a big smile. Loves running around and has lots of friends. You're happy for him because he didn't have an easy babyhood because of his heart issues and has had to have five open heart surgeries and he's only seven. He does ok academically, bad at math. Nina is a bit of a five-year-old tryhard. She doesn't have a real group of friends and instead tags along to anyone who will let her. She doesn't get social cues. No one wants you to know, but they either think something's off with her or she's gifted. You're currently getting her tested for giftedness and so far, she's been doing pretty well. Sylvie is short for Sylvia. She has a closeknit group of three other girls and is nine in the fourth grade. She's over the dad-is-a-famous-politician thing and spends lots of time at her friends' houses and acts like a mini-teenager. Does tap classes, thinks she'll make it big.

Your husband is traditionally attractive and women like seeing him but you know he's obsessed with you and you love his personality and how easy it is to talk about anything with him.


Funny, but not at all accurate! I’m from an UMC family and have a masters, dh would never go into politics. Kids are pretty normal, and Teddy is 7, cute and has a big smile but fortunately has been a healthy kid and is extremely smart, especially in math. Nina is the 9yo and she’s most likely to be a politician, she’s dynamic and everyone loves her. She finds friends everywhere she goes. Sylvie is older and has a close knit group of 7 other girls and loves her family and is a singer, not a tap dancer. And her name is just Sylvie, no nickname. The part about my husband and me is maybe close - he is traditionally attractive but he adores me and he and I have a wonderful relationship.
Anonymous
Post 11/27/2021 15:48     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Isabela
Viggo


artsy innercity parents. both parents are artists, mom is a foodie who likes cooking and shirts with lots of glitter.