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Anonymous wrote:Who are these people who assume all teen boys pig out? My teen son is athletic, eats healthy, and works out. He's not stuffing his face with 3 donuts and neither do his other athlete friends.

Another dispatch from Almond Mom.

I know you think that is some type of insult but given how desperately everyone is latching on to GLP-1s just proves they have always wanted to be thin like those Almond Moms they've been so jealous of.

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Anonymous wrote:Who are these people who assume all teen boys pig out? My teen son is athletic, eats healthy, and works out. He's not stuffing his face with 3 donuts and neither do his other athlete friends.

Another dispatch from Almond Mom.

Anonymous wrote:We get donuts once a year for Hanukah. 2 adults 2 teens. Never seen a crumb left in the box. Kids probably get them other times too thinking about it but not a concern of mine.

Anonymous wrote:Who are these people who assume all teen boys pig out? My teen son is athletic, eats healthy, and works out. He's not stuffing his face with 3 donuts and neither do his other athlete friends.

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Anonymous wrote:How about scrambled eggs inside burritos. You can have them individually wrapped in foil. People have brought a tray of them to work before and they were hot and delicious.

How about no? How about OP abandon the nice gesture she was making and just let everyone fend for themselves? Then the "proles" can have their donuts, the virtuous teen athletes can have their 3 chicken breasts and spinach, the uptight middle age women can have their six almonds, and the freak who likes the Starbucks box o' crap can have that.

I doubt OPs family (and certainly not her teen boys) have the same kind of eating disorders as the premenopausal women of DCUM, nor do they lack the basic table manners like the posters whose adults and children alike would be unable to master eating a simple donut without washing their hands prior to leaving the house, or smearing sticky goo all over the car in the event they decide to snack on a donut mid road trip.

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Anonymous wrote:An orange is not an easy grab and go fruit - if you are planning to eat it.

They would peel it in the car, where the orange will dribble juice while they are picking the skin off in pieces. Now there are 20 pieces of orange skin - is there a trash bag? Then they break the orange in sections, creating more juice and now their hands are sticky. While they are eating it, there are possible seeds that need to be spit out.

The only "easy" grab and go fruits are banana, apple, pear and seedless grapes. And all of these would need a trash bag. The easiest fruit option is to put mixed berries in sandwich size Ziplocs.

Agree.

I don't see how a bunch of jelly filled, powdered and glazed donuts is any less of an issue than an orange in the car.

Do people actually eat pears without peeling and slicing them?

Yes, of course.

Pears are drippy, much messier than a glazed donut.

What kind of neanderthals are so uncouth as to turn themselves and a car into a sticky mess when eating a simple donut?

Do these people still eat with the dinner graces of the average 2 year old?

People. It is not that difficult to eat a donut without making a mess.

Well there are a 5 and 7 yr old too. Everyone is so hyper focused on two teen boys who apparently have to restrain themselves from eating a dozen donuts they forgot about everyone else. But either there's time to eat in the house before hitting the road or this is meant to be eaten only in the car. If eating in the house then just about any quick food will do. If you gave two tiny kids donuts to eat in the car they will more likely than not make a huge mess.

One would hope the 5 and 7 year old can master eating a glazed donut without getting food all over the car.

What kind of heathens are you people raising that your school aged children and teen boys cannot manage to eat donuts without making a mess?

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Anonymous wrote:How about scrambled eggs inside burritos. You can have them individually wrapped in foil. People have brought a tray of them to work before and they were hot and delicious.

How about no? How about OP abandon the nice gesture she was making and just let everyone fend for themselves? Then the "proles" can have their donuts, the virtuous teen athletes can have their 3 chicken breasts and spinach, the uptight middle age women can have their six almonds, and the freak who likes the Starbucks box o' crap can have that.

I doubt OPs family (and certainly not her teen boys) have the same kind of eating disorders as the premenopausal women of DCUM, nor do they lack the basic table manners like the posters whose adults and children alike would be unable to master eating a simple donut without washing their hands prior to leaving the house, or smearing sticky goo all over the car in the event they decide to snack on a donut mid road trip.

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Anonymous wrote:How about scrambled eggs inside burritos. You can have them individually wrapped in foil. People have brought a tray of them to work before and they were hot and delicious.

How about no? How about OP abandon the nice gesture she was making and just let everyone fend for themselves? Then the "proles" can have their donuts, the virtuous teen athletes can have their 3 chicken breasts and spinach, the uptight middle age women can have their six almonds, and the freak who likes the Starbucks box o' crap can have that.

Anonymous wrote:If you care about your kids, I’d give them zero donuts. Sugar is addictive, a driver to a behavior roller coaster, and a ticket to an array of metabolic diseases. There’s never just one donut.

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Anonymous wrote:An orange is not an easy grab and go fruit - if you are planning to eat it.

They would peel it in the car, where the orange will dribble juice while they are picking the skin off in pieces. Now there are 20 pieces of orange skin - is there a trash bag? Then they break the orange in sections, creating more juice and now their hands are sticky. While they are eating it, there are possible seeds that need to be spit out.

The only "easy" grab and go fruits are banana, apple, pear and seedless grapes. And all of these would need a trash bag. The easiest fruit option is to put mixed berries in sandwich size Ziplocs.

Agree.

I don't see how a bunch of jelly filled, powdered and glazed donuts is any less of an issue than an orange in the car.

Do people actually eat pears without peeling and slicing them?

Yes, of course.

Pears are drippy, much messier than a glazed donut.

What kind of neanderthals are so uncouth as to turn themselves and a car into a sticky mess when eating a simple donut?

Do these people still eat with the dinner graces of the average 2 year old?

People. It is not that difficult to eat a donut without making a mess.

Well there are a 5 and 7 yr old too. Everyone is so hyper focused on two teen boys who apparently have to restrain themselves from eating a dozen donuts they forgot about everyone else. But either there's time to eat in the house before hitting the road or this is meant to be eaten only in the car. If eating in the house then just about any quick food will do. If you gave two tiny kids donuts to eat in the car they will more likely than not make a huge mess.

Anonymous wrote:Are you trying to poison your own family? Who in their right mind serves this for breakfast.

Anonymous wrote:Donuts are very messy in a car. Sticky fingers. Oozing cream. Drops of jelly. Flakes of powder over face and car seat. Chunks of glaze chipping off. There is nothing clean about holding and biting a donut. 🍩. And then you feel disgusting from just eating sugar — all to show up and Aunt Sally’s for lunch. No thank you.

Anonymous wrote:I don’t know anyone who eats donuts. That’s gross.