Anonymous
Post 07/26/2024 20:52     Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Funny thing - this whole couch effery is more likely to bring in the 18-45 male vote than anything else.
Anonymous
Post 07/26/2024 20:46     Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:LOL, when you google "Vance," autocomplete puts in "couch."

That’s a nice bit of symmetry because Vance completes when he puts in a couch!


Anonymous
Post 07/26/2024 20:44     Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
jsteele wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
jsteele wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I wish that excerpt was true, but it can’t be real


I have removed the excerpt because it is certainly not real. I don' have a copy of the book on hand (strange because I am pretty sure I both an ebook version) but there are several indications beyond the lewd content that it is fake.


I do have a copy and checked and it is not there, at least not on the pages cited. I also think it is something I would remember reading, which I don't.

The exchange with his grandma (is that one real? I have never read the book and don’t have any interest in doing so) is plenty bad enough. The “do you like to ___ (r)ick” passage is the one I’m talking about.


Yes, that is real but in context is tolerant of gay people. In fact, J. D. goes to some length to show tolerance for gay people throughout the book.


A shame that one of the most evil, self-loathing gay men on the planet, is the reason we all have to put up w/ this psycho now.
Anonymous
Post 07/26/2024 20:43     Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:This is all kind of hilarious. Thank you for the good laughs this morning!


What specifically do you find hilarious about an anon twitter troll lying about a man having sex with furniture?



HAHAHA please this is objectively funny, how did you think writing this would help your case?


It’s easier to describe what’s NOT funny about it. Like just the idea of someone having sex with a couch is so pathetic and silly and stupid.


Well, if you've seen older pics of him, it's really, really not that hard to believe. Couch, exhaust pipe or an apple pie. None would be shocking
Anonymous
Post 07/26/2024 20:04     Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
I stole all of these jokes from the comments on the instagram video of The Daily Show segment on JDV on couches. Absolutely hilarious
Anonymous
Post 07/26/2024 19:59     Subject: Re:Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:We’ve all been pretty tough on him. He's clearly had a tough week.

Maybe we should couch our criticisms more carefully in order to cushion the blow.


See, Jeff said the jokes in this thread were barely up to being called lowbrow, and I don't think that's true.

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/weblog/2024/07/26/update072624


Thank you for pointing this out. There are some gems in 'Website Feedback' too.
Anonymous
Post 07/26/2024 19:43     Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Anonymous wrote:JDV doesnt believe in abortion because he loves a pull out


Anonymous
Post 07/26/2024 19:42     Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Anonymous wrote:He loves the thrill of the Chaise


+1 +1

Top five right here...
Anonymous
Post 07/26/2024 19:40     Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Sofa-king hot
Anonymous
Post 07/26/2024 19:36     Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Anonymous wrote:He did not have sectional relations with that sofa!!


Okay, I laughed out loud.
Anonymous
Post 07/26/2024 19:36     Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
LMAO to all of the above
Anonymous
Post 07/26/2024 19:34     Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
No doubt his memory foam wants to forget
Anonymous
Post 07/26/2024 19:34     Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Did he grab them by the "cushy"????
Anonymous
Post 07/26/2024 19:34     Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
This is not what "intersectional" means!
Anonymous
Post 07/26/2024 19:34     Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
He loves the thrill of the Chaise