Anonymous
Post 04/19/2018 20:03     Subject: Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Okay, everyone needs to take a pause and read this gem known as the Judge & Jury thread. Tears are running down my face from laughing so hard. Thank you to the poster on page 13 of this current thread for posting it. I’m contemplating asking Jeff to lock it because it’s so hilarious and needs to be preserved as it is.

Judge & Jury thread:
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/720702.page
Anonymous
Post 04/19/2018 19:59     Subject: Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:I can't get over the lady who has her guests drive to Burger King for Holiday meals because she only cooks once a day and the kitchen is closed afterwards. I just keep trying to imagine her son telling his wife she's not allowed to eat dinner on Christmas because his mom will have a fit if she finds a fingerprint on the stainless fridge. I really wish she would do an AMA because I have so many questions!


The holidays bring out all the crazies
Anonymous
Post 04/19/2018 19:57     Subject: Re:Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:The poster who can't understand why Prince Harry would marry an old, probably infertile hag like Meghan Markle (especially when Taylor Swift is still available!).


LOL. Taylor Swift.


You can always tell that’s poster because she spells it “Megan” and “Markel”.
Anonymous
Post 04/19/2018 19:54     Subject: Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:A recent contender, but the relationships forum person obsessed with conference hookups is shooting up the charts.

Her grooming advice is top-notch though.

"lots of guys here are raising chickens"


Could you post a link? This sounds promising.
Anonymous
Post 04/19/2018 19:50     Subject: Re:Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
The woman in Fairfax County who wants to hook up with the hot cop, even if it means calling 911.
Anonymous
Post 04/19/2018 19:46     Subject: Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:Sadly this person’s subsequent hospitalization and long term effects likely deprived us of a host of frequent yet delightful posts, Mr. or Ms. “I accidentally inhaled hot oven air”.
Thoughts and prayers.


I’m DYING!
Anonymous
Post 04/19/2018 19:45     Subject: Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:The "I don't drink alcohol and people just have water at parties but I can't swallow my food without something delicious to wash it down" poster. I don't care if people drink but she was just so weird about the washing food down bit.


This was one of the most fascinating and oddly frustrating threads of late. I relished every page.


I'm the OP of the no alcohol/water thread and I still stand by my original assertion that there should be more than just water offered at dinner parties. I'm having a big party this weekend, serving a nice dinner and here's what I'm offering as beverages (no alcohol): water, lemonade, sparkling cranberry juice, and orange juice.


Sounds like a fun party...not.


Unless you or a direct member of your household is a recovering alcoholic, Delicious Beverage Lady, you should be serving alcohol at your "parties." Funny how you think others are rude not to include all the options YOU like at THEIR parties, but then you turn around and don't have any alcoholic options at your party.
Anonymous
Post 04/19/2018 19:42     Subject: Re:Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:The poster who can't understand why Prince Harry would marry an old, probably infertile hag like Meghan Markle (especially when Taylor Swift is still available!).


LOL. Taylor Swift.
Anonymous
Post 04/19/2018 19:40     Subject: Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
The guy (guys) who insist women need to have se before the third date or her's out of there
Anonymous
Post 04/19/2018 19:38     Subject: Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:I appreciate the Family Relationships poster who uses the phrase "mealy-mouthed ninny" and/or tells people to "nut up" and set boundaries. She's something of a steamroller, but that forum really does need more backbone.


Love her. Usually by the time I've figured out how to diplomatically phrased my suggestion, she has rolled in and told someone to "stop lying down like a doormat, open your mouth, and do X." Like, woah, but that's sort of what I was going to say.
Anonymous
Post 04/19/2018 19:21     Subject: Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:Sadly this person’s subsequent hospitalization and long term effects likely deprived us of a host of frequent yet delightful posts, Mr. or Ms. “I accidentally inhaled hot oven air”.
Thoughts and prayers.


That woman made me nervous. I hope she was a troll
Anonymous
Post 04/19/2018 19:18     Subject: Re:Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:^^^ Now wondering if Holton Mom could also be drink soda and cuss on your b'day mom. Just a thought.


Not inked she has two daughters far apart in age. The drink soda & cuss on your birthday mom's DD is too young for Princeton (a tween or maybe a very young teen, iirc).


^unless, not inked. Autocorrect is so weird sometimes...


I'm the "soda" and curse on your birthday mom. DD is 15 and not at Holton. She doesn't want birthday parties anymore. And she doesn't like soda. This was really for when she was young - like 3 to 11 or 12.
Anonymous
Post 04/19/2018 19:11     Subject: Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:I can't get over the lady who has her guests drive to Burger King for Holiday meals because she only cooks once a day and the kitchen is closed afterwards. I just keep trying to imagine her son telling his wife she's not allowed to eat dinner on Christmas because his mom will have a fit if she finds a fingerprint on the stainless fridge. I really wish she would do an AMA because I have so many questions!


Link, please! I’m dying.
Anonymous
Post 04/19/2018 19:10     Subject: Re:Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Linda, the mom who has a ceaseless vendetta against Langley HS due to her DD having had a bad experience there many years ago.
Anonymous
Post 04/19/2018 19:08     Subject: Re:Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:^^^ Now wondering if Holton Mom could also be drink soda and cuss on your b'day mom. Just a thought.


Not inked she has two daughters far apart in age. The drink soda & cuss on your birthday mom's DD is too young for Princeton (a tween or maybe a very young teen, iirc).


^unless, not inked. Autocorrect is so weird sometimes...