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Anonymous wrote:I'm a nanny. When my bosses are assholes I feed their children lots of chocolate before they come home. I also let the baby sleep 3-4 hrs. So he refuses to sleep at night. I tell the parents he slept for an hour and is up because of a growth spurt.

My roommate in grad school was a nanny and used to do this! I never understood how she got so much work done during the day while caring for a 6 month old until she told me just put him down for a nap and let him go for 4 hours.

She'd also serve them fast food for lunch/dinner but tell the kids it was something she'd made. The parents were very much against fast food and prided themselves on their kids never having had a Happy Meal. She then sold the Happy Meal toys on eBay, which back then netted her some good cash. Foreign people loved buying the fast food toys for some reason?! Then she'd bring home random food from their house that the parents had bought, which meant we were always eating expensive organic meats and veggies. So they bought organic steak, she served the kids some steak fajitas from the local Tex-Mex restaurant, and brought the steak home for us to grill up. She had a nice little setup going for at least the two years I lived with her. The parents would give her an allowance each week to use on the kids for extras, which is what she'd use for the fast food.

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Anonymous wrote:If you cut me off, I will do the same to you even if means doing an illegal move on the road.

I will cuss you out if you try to treat me like I'm your child. Some of you parents apparently forget that you do not run everyone else's life.

If you stink or your breath is kicking, I will tell you....stranger or not. At your age, you should know if either of these apply to you and fix it but I guess some don't care.

Stop telling me you're a veteran. Thanks for serving but the military was around before you and will be around after you. Some of these men act like they were the "only" one to serve. I feel the same about college grads also.

Good lord.....you sound like a genuine a-hole!

I used to not be like this but I kept getting fucked over and now this is who I am. I'll be honest, I'm not proud of it.

Looks like you are really f..d up. Hope you get a treatment.

Live in Bethesda, that will make anyone an asshole.

Anonymous wrote:I'm a nanny. When my bosses are assholes I feed their children lots of chocolate before they come home. I also let the baby sleep 3-4 hrs. So he refuses to sleep at night. I tell the parents he slept for an hour and is up because of a growth spurt.

This is awesome!

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Anonymous wrote:If you cut me off, I will do the same to you even if means doing an illegal move on the road.

I will cuss you out if you try to treat me like I'm your child. Some of you parents apparently forget that you do not run everyone else's life.

If you stink or your breath is kicking, I will tell you....stranger or not. At your age, you should know if either of these apply to you and fix it but I guess some don't care.

Stop telling me you're a veteran. Thanks for serving but the military was around before you and will be around after you. Some of these men act like they were the "only" one to serve. I feel the same about college grads also.

Good lord.....you sound like a genuine a-hole!

I used to not be like this but I kept getting fucked over and now this is who I am. I'll be honest, I'm not proud of it.

Yeah… You shouldn't be. But thank you for confirming my long-held suspicion that a holes are just particularly sad and angry people

I'm not sad or angry but you're entitled to your opinion. At the end of the day, you don't know me and I don't know you. The chances of us ever meeting in this lifetime are very slim.

You just admitted that you're not proud of your behavior, and that you've had a lot of disappointing and hurtful experiences. I would say my assessment is pretty accurate by any measure. But you can tell yourself what you want

+1

Hurt people hurt people.

OP seems to be pretty self aware so kudos for that. Honestly, you might want to try therapy if you don't like the way you behave. I think the fact that you understand you weren't always this way and aren't proud of your behavior suggests you want to change. So get some help......we all need it sooner or later. Good luck!

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Anonymous wrote:If you cut me off, I will do the same to you even if means doing an illegal move on the road.

I will cuss you out if you try to treat me like I'm your child. Some of you parents apparently forget that you do not run everyone else's life.

If you stink or your breath is kicking, I will tell you....stranger or not. At your age, you should know if either of these apply to you and fix it but I guess some don't care.

Stop telling me you're a veteran. Thanks for serving but the military was around before you and will be around after you. Some of these men act like they were the "only" one to serve. I feel the same about college grads also.

Good lord.....you sound like a genuine a-hole!

I used to not be like this but I kept getting fucked over and now this is who I am. I'll be honest, I'm not proud of it.

Yeah… You shouldn't be. But thank you for confirming my long-held suspicion that a holes are just particularly sad and angry people

I'm not sad or angry but you're entitled to your opinion. At the end of the day, you don't know me and I don't know you. The chances of us ever meeting in this lifetime are very slim.

You just admitted that you're not proud of your behavior, and that you've had a lot of disappointing and hurtful experiences. I would say my assessment is pretty accurate by any measure. But you can tell yourself what you want

+1

Hurt people hurt people.

I'm a nanny. When my bosses are assholes I feed their children lots of chocolate before they come home. I also let the baby sleep 3-4 hrs. So he refuses to sleep at night. I tell the parents he slept for an hour and is up because of a growth spurt.

Judge people who lack discipline.

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Anonymous wrote:Sometimes I don't put the grocery cart away.

I never do it. I assume it is responsibility of the workers and this is what keeps them employed.

Please put your cart away. More than once, I've seen a wayward cart slam into a parked car in a parking lot.