Anonymous
06/12/2013 09:50
Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Tessa
Anonymous
06/12/2013 09:50
Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Liat and Sarai
Anonymous
06/12/2013 09:49
Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Twins-Fiona & Finbar
You had a photo booth at your wedding and posted pictures on Facebook of just so hilarious pictures of your friends and family wearing mustaches and wigs. You have a similar picture of the twins wearing mustache fingers. You don't want anyone to know you went through fertility treatments for the twins and keep an otherwise very natural, organic household
You had a photo booth at your wedding and posted pictures on Facebook of just so hilarious pictures of your friends and family wearing mustaches and wigs. You have a similar picture of the twins wearing mustache fingers. You don't want anyone to know you went through fertility treatments for the twins and keep an otherwise very natural, organic household
Anonymous
06/12/2013 09:44
Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Francesca
Anonymous
06/12/2013 09:43
Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Twins - Fiona & Finbar
Anonymous
06/12/2013 09:43
Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Carlin
Anonymous
06/12/2013 09:41
Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Nathan
Caleb
Love these. Classically masculine but not overused. You're understated and self-assured.
Anonymous
06/12/2013 09:39
Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Meredith
Charles
Ugly and WASPY (the names, not the kids)
Anonymous
06/12/2013 09:39
Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Hugh
Walter
Walter
Anonymous
06/12/2013 09:36
Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Daisy
Julia
Julia
Anonymous
06/12/2013 09:29
Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Caroline
Elizabeth
William
You are a Kennedy. You know your way around a rosary and a good gin gimlet. You are comfortable using the argot of sailing and dressage in conversation without sounding pretentious (because it is natural for you). You know what "argot" means and how to pronounce it, even if sometimes you slur it a bit due to affinity for aforementioned gimlets. You and your always-washed children smell faintly of expensive lotion. You often wear linen, because you're not the one to wash and iron your clothes. I may have gone to college with you. I probably even liked you and you me, because you are well-mannered but not stuffy (which I find refreshing) and I am the second generation of a redneck family to go to a fancy undergraduate institution (which you find curious).
To the responder PP with a fabulous sense of humor (yes, you, the one from the redneck family): I ADORE YOU!
Anonymous
06/12/2013 09:29
Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Sarah
Emily
Thomas
Emily
Thomas
Anonymous
06/12/2013 09:29
Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:DS: Sebastian
DD: Fern
DD2: Lily
A very beautiful set of names. I imagine a gentle family.
Hipsters. Mom and Dad are both on the skinny side. Mom and Dad are liberal arts types and both are in creative fields. Consider themselves to be fish out of water here in DC area and pine for Austin where they'd really fit in better.
We're going to have just one child, fell in love with Sebastian and the idea of parenting and now, girls! Both girls wear striped tights, skirts and boyish type tops. Every day. One or both kids take art, pottery or poetry classes. Not a big sports family. If one of the kids does ay sports, it is an individual and less mainstream choice, like fencing.
Anonymous
06/12/2013 09:29
Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
I love this thread. Hilarious.
Anonymous
06/12/2013 09:25
Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Carter
Elliott
Elliott