Anonymous
Post 02/28/2012 18:51     Subject: Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney

Anonymous wrote:Gross. There's no fool like an old fool.


They see us rolliin'....
Anonymous
Post 02/28/2012 18:49     Subject: Re:Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney

Anonymous wrote:This just in...the Janney Auction is this weekend, SQUEEEE! and it will have everything: PE teachers in Jean-Paul Gaultier thongs, 50 year old women in cone brassieres and satin corsets, dwarfs, (ok, maybe children without babysitters huffing the helium balloons) and BIG GRAY HAIR! Tickets are $50.



^^This is meant to be read in the voice of "Stefan" from SNL.
Anonymous
Post 02/28/2012 18:48     Subject: Re:Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:This just in...the Janney Auction is this weekend, SQUEEEE! and it will have everything: PE teachers in Jean-Paul Gaultier thongs, 50 year old women in cone brassieres and satin corsets, dwarfs, (ok, maybe children without babysitters huffing the helium balloons) and BIG GRAY HAIR! Tickets are $50.



Let's retire "SQEEEE" and "Hon" from Janney-related discussions.


Ok hon, SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Anonymous
Post 02/28/2012 18:45     Subject: Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney

^^Janney Auction theme "is" the 80's. Sorry, typos. Cocktail hour and homework, such as it is.
Anonymous
Post 02/28/2012 18:42     Subject: Re:Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney

The Janney Auction is the 80's. Cameo is a band from the 70's and 80's. Here's the video:
Anonymous
Post 02/28/2012 17:10     Subject: Re:Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:ALL INTERESTED PARTIES (DADS) WE ARE SPONSORING A FLASHMOB DANCE. We are going to recreate Cameo's version of "Just like candy." Pre-requisite must be able to wear red jock strap without any filler. Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! By the way, the winner of our Gene Simmon's look-a-like contest has just been announced he's the dad from Wheatley.


Am I the only one who doesn't understand half these posts? Is there a group of insiders that speak a different language?


I'm with you. These folks are off the rails.
Anonymous
Post 02/28/2012 17:01     Subject: Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney

16:05, that post went over my head too, and I probably qualify as an insider. Don't let it put you off the whole thread.
Anonymous
Post 02/28/2012 16:29     Subject: Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney

Gross. There's no fool like an old fool.
Anonymous
Post 02/28/2012 16:28     Subject: Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney

Anonymous wrote:16:05, You don't know who Cameo is and the reference to Gene Simmons. Clearly the penis and tongue reference is there for all to see and understand. I don't know about understanding but you're probably the only one not getting any.


That didn't help much, but I'll just move along.
Anonymous
Post 02/28/2012 16:23     Subject: Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney

16:05, You don't know who Cameo is and the reference to Gene Simmons. Clearly the penis and tongue reference is there for all to see and understand. I don't know about understanding but you're probably the only one not getting any.
Anonymous
Post 02/28/2012 16:05     Subject: Re:Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney

Anonymous wrote:ALL INTERESTED PARTIES (DADS) WE ARE SPONSORING A FLASHMOB DANCE. We are going to recreate Cameo's version of "Just like candy." Pre-requisite must be able to wear red jock strap without any filler. Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! By the way, the winner of our Gene Simmon's look-a-like contest has just been announced he's the dad from Wheatley.


Am I the only one who doesn't understand half these posts? Is there a group of insiders that speak a different language?
Anonymous
Post 02/28/2012 16:05     Subject: Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney

This thread is like a Simpsons episode crossed with a David Lynch movie.
Anonymous
Post 02/28/2012 15:42     Subject: Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney

Maybe I wear my toe shoes so I can use my hands for other things while I toe type and fantasize about you Janney mommies.
Anonymous
Post 02/28/2012 15:23     Subject: Re:Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:This just in...the Janney Auction is this weekend, SQUEEEE! and it will have everything: PE teachers in Jean-Paul Gaultier thongs, 50 year old women in cone brassieres and satin corsets, dwarfs, (ok, maybe children without babysitters huffing the helium balloons) and BIG GRAY HAIR! Tickets are $50.



Let's retire "SQEEEE" and "Hon" from Janney-related discussions.


OK, but we can keep "Jean-Paul Gaultier thongs" and "cone brassieres," right?


Of course
Anonymous
Post 02/28/2012 15:19     Subject: Re:Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:This just in...the Janney Auction is this weekend, SQUEEEE! and it will have everything: PE teachers in Jean-Paul Gaultier thongs, 50 year old women in cone brassieres and satin corsets, dwarfs, (ok, maybe children without babysitters huffing the helium balloons) and BIG GRAY HAIR! Tickets are $50.



Let's retire "SQEEEE" and "Hon" from Janney-related discussions.


OK, but we can keep "Jean-Paul Gaultier thongs" and "cone brassieres," right?