Anonymous
Post 04/28/2026 15:51     Subject: Rolex

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Confident vetted members of a nine figure up-front private country club don't need a gaudy watch to show they are a person of status and means.


There isn’t a “nine figure” initiation and dues country club in the world. There’s only one club in the U.S. with a $1,000,000 fee.

Anonymous wrote:Flashing a gaudy watch in 2026 is Third World coded. Far more likely to be some sort of low rung scammer or dope peddler than an educated and successful person of status and means.


President Obama, President Biden, Warren Buffet, Larry Ellison, Jim Walton, David Beckham, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Garner, etc., etc., etc., would beg to differ.

A Rolex is an affordable luxury watch, though in this economy a $10,000+ watch isn’t that affordable anymore. They’re also an aspirational watch for the middle class.

Over the last 100+ years Rolex has refined their watches employing subtle changes that don’t disrupt the model’s aesthetic. It’s why their watches are so iconic. They don’t chase trends. They offer accurate, capable, reliable, recognizable watches that communicate the wearer has enjoyed a measure of success. There’s a reason they sell the most watches in the world by a long shot.


you again? Is this AI??
You really commit to your lists!

etc., etc., etc.

Anonymous
Post 04/28/2026 15:48     Subject: Rolex

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Enjoy your tacky watch any deadbeat with a $20K max credit card can buy.


With all your new money you can’t walk into a Rolex authorized dealer out of the blue and buy a:

Stainless steel Rolex Submariner
Stainless steel Rolex Submariner Date
Stainless Steel Rolex GMT-Master II Batman
Stainless Steel Rolex GMT-Master II Batgirl
Stainless Steel Rolex GMT-Master II Bruce Wayne
Stainless Steel Rolex GMT-Master II Sprite
Stainless Steel Datejust 41mm Fluted Bezel Wimbledon
Stainless Steel Datejust 41mm Fluted Bezel Blue Dial
Stainless Steel Datejust 41mm Fluted Bezel Mint Green Dial
Etc., etc., etc.


Wait. Hold the phone. Did you actually type that all out?? Please tell me it's a copy and paste. But even then... I am intrigued by the level of commitment
Anonymous
Post 04/28/2026 10:41     Subject: Rolex

Anonymous wrote:Confident vetted members of a nine figure up-front private country club don't need a gaudy watch to show they are a person of status and means.


There isn’t a “nine figure” initiation and dues country club in the world. There’s only one club in the U.S. with a $1,000,000 fee.

Anonymous wrote:Flashing a gaudy watch in 2026 is Third World coded. Far more likely to be some sort of low rung scammer or dope peddler than an educated and successful person of status and means.


President Obama, President Biden, Warren Buffet, Larry Ellison, Jim Walton, David Beckham, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Garner, etc., etc., etc., would beg to differ.

A Rolex is an affordable luxury watch, though in this economy a $10,000+ watch isn’t that affordable anymore. They’re also an aspirational watch for the middle class.

Over the last 100+ years Rolex has refined their watches employing subtle changes that don’t disrupt the model’s aesthetic. It’s why their watches are so iconic. They don’t chase trends. They offer accurate, capable, reliable, recognizable watches that communicate the wearer has enjoyed a measure of success. There’s a reason they sell the most watches in the world by a long shot.
Anonymous
Post 04/27/2026 16:25     Subject: Rolex

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Enjoy your tacky watch any deadbeat with a $20K max credit card can buy. I’ll be at the country club you can’t get into.


Look! It’s one of the “Rolex is tacky” know-nothing sheep. They’re like people who hate the Yankees because they’re successful.

Deadbeats don’t have credit cards that aren’t maxed out. Generally they have an abysmal credit rating and can’t get a card.

Please survey the wrists at your “exclusive” country club and report back on how many people were wearing a Rolex. In fact, tell all of the people wearing a Rolex that their watch is “tacky” and let us know how it goes.


Apple Watch is the most common by a mile.


Apple Watches in the evening for cocktails or dinner? Now that’s tacky.

Are you sure I couldn’t get into your club? You made it sound bougie.


Confident vetted members of a nine figure up-front private country club don't need a gaudy watch to show they are a person of status and means. Flashing a gaudy watch in 2026 is Third World coded. Far more likely to be some sort of low rung scammer or dope peddler than an educated and successful person of status and means.
Anonymous
Post 04/27/2026 16:01     Subject: Re:Rolex

Do you have a college graduate struggling to find a job? How does the Rolex Watchmaking Training Center in Dallas sound? They have an 18 month tuition free program that could result in a job that pays $96,000 should a student pass the final exam in Geneva.

https://www.gq.com/story/rolex-opened-a-college-and-its-as-selective-as-harvard
Anonymous
Post 04/27/2026 08:03     Subject: Rolex

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Enjoy your tacky watch any deadbeat with a $20K max credit card can buy. I’ll be at the country club you can’t get into.


Look! It’s one of the “Rolex is tacky” know-nothing sheep. They’re like people who hate the Yankees because they’re successful.

Deadbeats don’t have credit cards that aren’t maxed out. Generally they have an abysmal credit rating and can’t get a card.

Please survey the wrists at your “exclusive” country club and report back on how many people were wearing a Rolex. In fact, tell all of the people wearing a Rolex that their watch is “tacky” and let us know how it goes.


Apple Watch is the most common by a mile.


Apple Watches in the evening for cocktails or dinner? Now that’s tacky.

Are you sure I couldn’t get into your club? You made it sound bougie.
Anonymous
Post 04/26/2026 09:10     Subject: Rolex

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Enjoy your tacky watch any deadbeat with a $20K max credit card can buy. I’ll be at the country club you can’t get into.


Look! It’s one of the “Rolex is tacky” know-nothing sheep. They’re like people who hate the Yankees because they’re successful.

Deadbeats don’t have credit cards that aren’t maxed out. Generally they have an abysmal credit rating and can’t get a card.

Please survey the wrists at your “exclusive” country club and report back on how many people were wearing a Rolex. In fact, tell all of the people wearing a Rolex that their watch is “tacky” and let us know how it goes.


Apple Watch is the most common by a mile.
Anonymous
Post 04/25/2026 20:28     Subject: Rolex

Anonymous wrote:Enjoy your tacky watch any deadbeat with a $20K max credit card can buy.


With all your new money you can’t walk into a Rolex authorized dealer out of the blue and buy a:

Stainless steel Rolex Submariner
Stainless steel Rolex Submariner Date
Stainless Steel Rolex GMT-Master II Batman
Stainless Steel Rolex GMT-Master II Batgirl
Stainless Steel Rolex GMT-Master II Bruce Wayne
Stainless Steel Rolex GMT-Master II Sprite
Stainless Steel Datejust 41mm Fluted Bezel Wimbledon
Stainless Steel Datejust 41mm Fluted Bezel Blue Dial
Stainless Steel Datejust 41mm Fluted Bezel Mint Green Dial
Etc., etc., etc.
Anonymous
Post 04/24/2026 09:10     Subject: Rolex

Anonymous wrote:Was watching the second episode of Euphoria last night and gross sleazy "Rolex guy" at the strip club made me think of this thread.


Rolex is by far the most counterfeited watch brand.

There are reason for that. Status. Expense. Supply. Demand.
Anonymous
Post 04/24/2026 09:01     Subject: Rolex

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Enjoy your tacky watch any deadbeat with a $20K max credit card can buy. I’ll be at the country club you can’t get into.


Look! It’s one of the “Rolex is tacky” know-nothing sheep. They’re like people who hate the Yankees because they’re successful.

Deadbeats don’t have credit cards that aren’t maxed out. Generally they have an abysmal credit rating and can’t get a card.

Please survey the wrists at your “exclusive” country club and report back on how many people were wearing a Rolex. In fact, tell all of the people wearing a Rolex that their watch is “tacky” and let us know how it goes.


People who just declared bankruptcy are able to "get a card" these days. DP
Anonymous
Post 04/24/2026 09:00     Subject: Rolex

Was watching the second episode of Euphoria last night and gross sleazy "Rolex guy" at the strip club made me think of this thread.
Anonymous
Post 04/24/2026 08:48     Subject: Rolex

Anonymous wrote:Enjoy your tacky watch any deadbeat with a $20K max credit card can buy. I’ll be at the country club you can’t get into.


Look! It’s one of the “Rolex is tacky” know-nothing sheep. They’re like people who hate the Yankees because they’re successful.

Deadbeats don’t have credit cards that aren’t maxed out. Generally they have an abysmal credit rating and can’t get a card.

Please survey the wrists at your “exclusive” country club and report back on how many people were wearing a Rolex. In fact, tell all of the people wearing a Rolex that their watch is “tacky” and let us know how it goes.
Anonymous
Post 04/23/2026 13:37     Subject: Re:Rolex

Anonymous wrote:The new Rolex releases for 2026 that will be showcased at Watches & Wonders this week can be seen in this video about the most desirable of the new models.




Who can possibly be excited by this? You’ll never be able to buy this. This is going to cost $80,000-100,000 on the secondary market.
Anonymous
Post 04/23/2026 08:17     Subject: Rolex

Anonymous wrote:"made you look"


Had you taken the 10 seconds to use AI you wouldn’t have come across as ignorant.
Anonymous
Post 04/23/2026 08:16     Subject: Rolex

Anonymous wrote:Wearing my Grand Seiko today to change things up!


Great brand, but some of their pricing is getting a bit high.