Anonymous
Post 03/27/2018 07:30     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Kelly is 11 and Connor in 8. Parents met attending Fairfield U. In CT - dad grew up outside Chicago and mom grew up in western MA in Irish Catholic families (well, dad in only 1/4 Irish, but that’s not public knowledge). There were high hopes that Kelly would take up step dancing, but it was clear early on that athletic pursuits and maintaining an emotionless face were not her strong suits. She’s more of the bookish sort, and prone to anxiety and tears when called on to perform, but generally well liked and a sweet child. Conor got his mom’s freckles and impish grin. He’s a trouble maker through and through, but everyone dotes on him... of did. He’s become less charming and a little more rude as he’s moved into his tween years.

This weekend, the family will be leaving their big house in Gaithersburg to visit mom’s sisters in CT, where the 11 cousins will all get together for an Easter egg hunt the children have largely outgrown, but which provides an excuse for the adults to drink heavily together and gossip about Meg, the youngest Aunt, who rarely shows up at these family events now that she and her girlfriend have moved to LA.
Anonymous
Post 03/27/2018 07:16     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Anonymous wrote:James
Lucas
Addie (short for Adelaide)


Upper middle class, white, educated parents, politically moderate but tend to vote Democrat. Kids in good public schools.
Anonymous
Post 03/27/2018 07:14     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Peter (8)

Samuel (5 and always called Sam)

Anonymous
Post 03/26/2018 22:35     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

One of my all time favorite threads!
Anonymous
Post 03/26/2018 22:28     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

James
Lucas
Addie (short for Adelaide)
Anonymous
Post 03/26/2018 21:48     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Morgan and Taylor attend school in Fairfax County. Morgan is dark haired, while Taylor is blonde. They both do sports, but Taylor is much more skilled. Mom and dad are both from the mid-west and are both from large families. Most of Morgan and Taylor's cousins live far away, but they have male cousins close by and barely tolerate seeing them.
Anonymous
Post 03/26/2018 20:03     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Morgan and Taylor (both female)
Anonymous
Post 03/26/2018 19:39     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Stumbled upon this thread...and think it is so fun! Read it and enjoy!
Anonymous
Post 08/16/2017 11:40     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Kelly and Conor
Anonymous
Post 08/16/2017 11:37     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

This thread is 18 months old, guys (and stupid, IMO, but others obviously disagree judging by its length). It always amazes me that people will post ANYTHING about themselves.
Anonymous
Post 08/16/2017 11:36     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Hugh - 2
Anonymous
Post 08/16/2017 11:31     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Zara and Elias.
Anonymous
Post 08/16/2017 11:30     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Fleming and Thad
Anonymous
Post 08/16/2017 11:19     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Margaret (Maggie)
Anonymous
Post 04/25/2016 21:57     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Boo, I don't like you anymore OP.