Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Y'all saying this should be reported are CRAZY.

This really is a special kind of American bubble wrap crazy. It defies rational thinking.

We didn't write the laws.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I feel like that list is a joke. It's a joke, right? Of course it takes you that long if you are a moron with saying goodbye issues.

I'm in and out. Teachers hate moms like you.

eh, the preschools generally want parents to be in line with their kids and ready for drop off when the classroom door opens. It gets all of the kids started at the same time.

That has nothing to do with "pick flowers, wave goodbye at window, potty child (this happens before you leave the home), go back in for another hug" etc. This Mom may have nothing better to do with her day, but most people enjoy the process being as seamless and quick as possible. OP's person was able to do it in 2 minutes. I can do it in under 5.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I feel like that list is a joke. It's a joke, right? Of course it takes you that long if you are a moron with saying goodbye issues.

I'm in and out. Teachers hate moms like you.

eh, the preschools generally want parents to be in line with their kids and ready for drop off when the classroom door opens. It gets all of the kids started at the same time.

That has nothing to do with "pick flowers, wave goodbye at window, potty child (this happens before you leave the home), go back in for another hug" etc. This Mom may have nothing better to do with her day, but most people enjoy the process being as seamless and quick as possible. OP's person was able to do it in 2 minutes. I can do it in under 5.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I feel like that list is a joke. It's a joke, right? Of course it takes you that long if you are a moron with saying goodbye issues.

I'm in and out. Teachers hate moms like you.

eh, the preschools generally want parents to be in line with their kids and ready for drop off when the classroom door opens. It gets all of the kids started at the same time.

Anonymous wrote:I feel like that list is a joke. It's a joke, right? Of course it takes you that long if you are a moron with saying goodbye issues.

I'm in and out. Teachers hate moms like you.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It wasn't always convenient, but when I sometimes took older DD1 to daycare when I was on maternity leave with DD2, I absolutely always took DD2 out of the car with me to pick up DD1.

You people are absolutely crazy. You don't leave a baby or kid alone in a car, ever, period, end of story.

I agree. And who on earth gets in/out of the school in 2 minutes flat during pick up?

THIS.

I can't believe no one else has picked up on the claim that daycare dropoff only takes two minutes. NO PRESCHOOLER IN THE HISTORY OF ALL TIME HAS EVER BEEN DROPPED OFF IN TWO MINUTES. I think 10 minutes is my absolute minimum; 15 is typical; 20 if I talk to teacher or another parent.

Anonymous wrote:Y'all saying this should be reported are CRAZY.

This really is a special kind of American bubble wrap crazy. It defies rational thinking.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Yep. If you spend 40 minutes a day at drop off/pick up for preschool you are doing it wrong.

Huh?

Unstrap kid
Walk up sidewalk
Stop to pick flowers
Open door
Walk down hallway to class
Say hi to teacher so she knows kid is there
Kid needs to potty and needs help
Sign papers for field trips, upcoming events; Read classroom updates.
Say bye to kid in window
Go back to kid for extra hug
Walk back down hallway
Stop at front desk to sign roster (so if there is a fire, rescuers will know your child was present and will search until found). This is required and there is always a line.
Out door
Back down sidewalk to car

None of these things takes that long. But there are alot of things. And kids walk slow. This is 10-15 minutes for me. I go fast too. I would challenge any of you to a race.

Then I would win by a long shot. It takes me 5 minutes, tops.

Wow, your home daycare sounds... not very accredited.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Yep. If you spend 40 minutes a day at drop off/pick up for preschool you are doing it wrong.

Huh?

Unstrap kid
Walk up sidewalk
Stop to pick flowers
Open door
Walk down hallway to class
Say hi to teacher so she knows kid is there
Kid needs to potty and needs help
Sign papers for field trips, upcoming events; Read classroom updates.
Say bye to kid in window
Go back to kid for extra hug
Walk back down hallway
Stop at front desk to sign roster (so if there is a fire, rescuers will know your child was present and will search until found). This is required and there is always a line.
Out door
Back down sidewalk to car

None of these things takes that long. But there are alot of things. And kids walk slow. This is 10-15 minutes for me. I go fast too. I would challenge any of you to a race.

Then I would win by a long shot. It takes me 5 minutes, tops.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Yep. If you spend 40 minutes a day at drop off/pick up for preschool you are doing it wrong.

Huh?

Unstrap kid
Walk up sidewalk
Stop to pick flowers
Open door
Walk down hallway to class
Say hi to teacher so she knows kid is there
Kid needs to potty and needs help
Sign papers for field trips, upcoming events; Read classroom updates.
Say bye to kid in window
Go back to kid for extra hug
Walk back down hallway
Stop at front desk to sign roster (so if there is a fire, rescuers will know your child was present and will search until found). This is required and there is always a line.
Out door
Back down sidewalk to car

None of these things takes that long. But there are alot of things. And kids walk slow. This is 10-15 minutes for me. I go fast too. I would challenge any of you to a race.

Then I would win by a long shot. It takes me 5 minutes, tops.

Anonymous wrote:People. OP said she TIMED the terrible bad no good mother and it took her two minutes. So sounds to me like she ran in, tossed the kid in the room and ran back out because, she had left her baby in the car and knew OPmcnosy was out there with a stopwatch and a finger poised over the 1 (she had already dial the 9 and the 1) waiting to bring the authorities down on her head.