Anonymous
Post 11/06/2015 11:16     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Anonymous wrote:I'm in an open marriage with a bobcat. The problem is that I've been seeing a dog and I think I may love him. Can I love a cat and a dog at the same time or will I have to choose one species?


I bet you're one of those DBWs that married a beta bobcat because you thought he was a good provider and good parent material...keeps birds and small rodents on the table and can help raise a litter of bob-kittens like nobody's business, but you dated alpha dogs with large, er, endowment because you were attracted to bad dogs and love it doggie style. You she-cats are so predictable.
Anonymous
Post 11/05/2015 23:53     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
I'm in an open marriage with a bobcat. The problem is that I've been seeing a dog and I think I may love him. Can I love a cat and a dog at the same time or will I have to choose one species?
Anonymous
Post 11/04/2015 20:43     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
I'm about to serve my toxic abusive STBXBH. I'm afraid he'll try to scratch my eyes out. No really, like claw them out. Has anybody BTDT with an abusive toxic bobcat?
Anonymous
Post 11/04/2015 15:33     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Anonymous wrote:WHAT IS GOING ON I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS POST. are we talking real bobcats or

Of course, we're discussing real bobcats. Fake bobcats are degenerates. We don't want their feral nature to rub off on us.
Anonymous
Post 11/04/2015 13:03     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Help! DBH and I were out together arm in paw, and maybe it did look like I was wearing DBH over my shoulders, but the PETA people sprayed him pink. How do you get pink paint out of fur?
Anonymous
Post 11/04/2015 07:13     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Anonymous wrote:I really want to know my DBH's passwords. Every time I ask him he just looks at me like "I don't speak your language." What's up with that?


The universal bobcat password == poachersRbad
Anonymous
Post 11/04/2015 01:53     Subject: Re:If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
I compartmentalize that stuff. When I'm with my Ocelot AP I never think of my husband or his liver farts.

Anonymous wrote:My husband ate fried livers today. You have no idea just how rancid his farts are. Then he has the nerve to blame his outbursts on his shoes !
Anonymous
Post 11/03/2015 18:00     Subject: Re:If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
My husband ate fried livers today. You have no idea just how rancid his farts are. Then he has the nerve to blame his outbursts on his shoes !
Anonymous
Post 11/03/2015 17:46     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:WHAT IS GOING ON I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS POST. are we talking real bobcats or


...silicone bobcats. Do try to keep up.



What's a silicone bobcat


A bobcat who has had extensive work done. Duh.
Anonymous
Post 11/03/2015 17:42     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:WHAT IS GOING ON I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS POST. are we talking real bobcats or


...silicone bobcats. Do try to keep up.



What's a silicone bobcat
Anonymous
Post 11/03/2015 15:14     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Anonymous wrote:WHAT IS GOING ON I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS POST. are we talking real bobcats or


...silicone bobcats. Do try to keep up.
Anonymous
Post 11/03/2015 14:59     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Yes. Real bobcats.

Anonymous wrote:WHAT IS GOING ON I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS POST. are we talking real bobcats or
Anonymous
Post 11/03/2015 12:39     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
WHAT IS GOING ON I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS POST. are we talking real bobcats or
Anonymous
Post 11/02/2015 19:16     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
My human wife is the same way. I didn't want to both my human neighbor for an egg -- I mean who borrows eggs from their neighbors in 2015? That was it. She said I was a beta and could masturbate if I wanted sex. I didn't realize it was just as bad with bobcats.

Anonymous wrote:My DBW hissed at me when I told her I didn't want to go next door to borrow some cat litter. Now she won't have sex with me. She says she has lost all respect for me and just doesn't find me attractive anymore. I tried to tell her the neighbors are dogs and don't keep kitty litter in the house but she just gave me a disgusted look and muttered something about "always making excuses."

Anonymous
Post 11/02/2015 11:12     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
My DBW hissed at me when I told her I didn't want to go next door to borrow some cat litter. Now she won't have sex with me. She says she has lost all respect for me and just doesn't find me attractive anymore. I tried to tell her the neighbors are dogs and don't keep kitty litter in the house but she just gave me a disgusted look and muttered something about "always making excuses."