You wouldn't be the first...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/07/farrah-abraham-waxes-daughter-unibrow_n_2426364.html

What kind of razor should I use to shave my two year old daughter's legs? Is it better to just wax her legs? Is it okay if she goes swimming after her leg hair has been removed?

Also, I am thinking that her eyes need some definition. Years ago, I got eyeliner permanently tatttoed on my upper lids. Anyone ever gotten permanent makeup done on a little one? I'm not crazy enough to do lip liner until she's at least ten.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Thanks to this thread, I just remembered to order a sun hat for my newborn. I appreciate the reminder to be a responsible parent.

I picked up a sun hat for my baby today thanks to this thread.

She spent all afternoon trying to rip it off like she did her winter hats all winter. Yet she doesn't have enough (brown) hair to cover her scalp.

I need to buy one, too. Suggestions?

Anonymous wrote:Thanks to this thread, I just remembered to order a sun hat for my newborn. I appreciate the reminder to be a responsible parent.

I picked up a sun hat for my baby today thanks to this thread.

She spent all afternoon trying to rip it off like she did her winter hats all winter. Yet she doesn't have enough (brown) hair to cover her scalp.

Anonymous wrote:I was thinking it was a late April fool's day sort of thing. This thread has had me laughing that's for sure.

Glad some good came out of it.

I was thinking it was a late April fool's day sort of thing. This thread has had me laughing that's for sure.

16:34, my mom is blond haired with green eyes, and all three of her daughters had dark brown hair and brown eyes.. my mom got that alll the time.. She just laughed it off and made a joke about the horrendous labor/c-sections, and that was the end of it... This thread has me wondering if she ever wished it were different, and feeling blessed that she never let it on if she did.

Anonymous wrote:Sadly, it is not an April fools. I was really hoping for a blonde baby and she ended up having brown hair with a teeny bit of natural blonde highlights. I love her the way she is, but would also love to see her hair looking a little sun-kissed.

I am a dark brunette with two blonde boys 4 & 7. Those are the breaks, OP. It was hard when they were young and people would ask if they were mine.

Thanks to this thread, I just remembered to order a sun hat for my newborn. I appreciate the reminder to be a responsible parent.

Anonymous wrote:You guys realize that the person pretending to be OP now is NOT the OP, right?

Are you the OP? Otherwise, how do you know?

Anonymous wrote:You guys realize that the person pretending to be OP now is NOT the OP, right?

how would we know either way?

You guys realize that the person pretending to be OP now is NOT the OP, right?

Anonymous wrote:My hair has gotten darker as I've gotten older and fatter. I wonder if it isn't strictly calories but the quality of the calories.

Pass the lemons.

Shoot, now I'm starting to have fun! Do you think this means that if I bleach my naturally brown but distressingly streaked with grey hair blonde I'll lose weight?! Cuz that would be AWESOME!

- a totally fat mother w/ two children from donor eggs who gave up worrying about insignificant things like hair color somewhere in year 3 of the infertility battle

I know - I'm seriously thinking troll

I can't believe that anyone took the OP or other anyone else on this thread seriously. C'mon people.