ALL INTERESTED PARTIES (DADS) WE ARE SPONSORING A FLASHMOB DANCE. We are going to recreate Cameo's version of "Just like candy." Pre-requisite must be able to wear red jock strap without any filler. Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! By the way, the winner of our Gene Simmon's look-a-like contest has just been announced he's the dad from Wheatley.

Anonymous wrote:This just in...the Janney Auction is this weekend, SQUEEEE! and it will have everything: PE teachers in Jean-Paul Gaultier thongs, 50 year old women in cone brassieres and satin corsets, dwarfs, (ok, maybe children without babysitters huffing the helium balloons) and BIG GRAY HAIR! Tickets are $50.

Let's retire "SQEEEE" and "Hon" from Janney-related discussions.

This just in...the Janney Auction is this weekend, SQUEEEE! and it will have everything: PE teachers in Jean-Paul Gaultier thongs, 50 year old women in cone brassieres and satin corsets, dwarfs, (ok, maybe children without babysitters huffing the helium balloons) and BIG GRAY HAIR! Tickets are $50.

Anonymous wrote:I heard the P.E. teacher is going to raffle off jello shots--but you have to suck them out of his navel. YEAH BABY!

A Note from the PTA Co-Presidents

Dear Janney Parents,

Our biggest fundraiser is finally here this weekend. Please join us for the 80's-themed auction prom in the Janney gym. Think neon, Madonna and big hair! Please buy your tickets this week (Click https://secure.maestroweb.com/Login.aspx?ReturnUrl=~%2fpmt%2fAdd.aspx%3fType%3dCombo%26OrgID%3d1115&Type=Combo&OrgID=1115to buy them online).

Please note the previous poster is a troll. The PE teacher will attend the raffle, there will be jello shots, and a penile prosthesis will be raffled off. Any other representations in the PP's posters are false.

Have a great week,

Your Co-Presidents

I heard the P.E. teacher is going to raffle off jello shots--but you have to suck them out of his navel. YEAH BABY!

A few jello shots while swooning to Patrick Sayze and Jennifer Gray dancing to "I Had the Time of My Life" will help. Still, I think there will be more Boy George wannabes at this prom. . .

My heart and prayers go out to the families that have lost their penises.

Anonymous wrote:Auction Committee Announcement

In light of the recent rash of penis thefts, Jamba Juice and Guapo's have teamed up to offer a very special bonus gift for the raffle! The lucky winner will now receive a penile prosthesis from Acme. Both length and girth are adjustable, as is the tilt, so you should be able to recreate -- or even improve upon -- anything that has been lost.

For those victims who do not win the raffle, there will be jello shots.

Remember, raffle tickets are only $50! Buy your tickets now.

Awesome! See you at pick-up! Wear boxers, not briefs!

Auction Committee Announcement

In light of the recent rash of penis thefts, Jamba Juice and Guapo's have teamed up to offer a very special bonus gift for the raffle! The lucky winner will now receive a penile prosthesis from Acme. Both length and girth are adjustable, as is the tilt, so you should be able to recreate -- or even improve upon -- anything that has been lost.

For those victims who do not win the raffle, there will be jello shots.

Remember, raffle tickets are only $50! Buy your tickets now.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm not at all offended by this thread except for the complete lack of wittiness. When one poster makes a funny remark, 15 unfunny ones follow. Lame.

Ok Queen of Comedy--give us your best shot!

I'm responsible for the funniest line in this thread already. I'll be back when I've got another.

Anonymous wrote:I'm not at all offended by this thread except for the complete lack of wittiness. When one poster makes a funny remark, 15 unfunny ones follow. Lame.

Ok Queen of Comedy--give us your best shot!

I'm not at all offended by this thread except for the complete lack of wittiness. When one poster makes a funny remark, 15 unfunny ones follow. Lame.

Anonymous wrote:Ew! 50+ men have no business with penises. My 50 year old father (I'm 37) gave up his at 45. Grow up gross Janney Grampas!

So. Your Dad had you when he was 13? Gross backatcha!

I always thought I was the only 13 year old hiding behind a 50 year old mask of "let me lay out the policy matrix" professionalism. Now I know DC is run by Butthead and Beavis.

Ew! 50+ men have no business with penises. My 50 year old father (I'm 37) gave up his at 45. Grow up gross Janney Grampas!