Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 17:09     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Anonymous wrote:This thread is like a Saturday Night Live skit that gets turned into a movie. What's funny for 3 minutes on TV... once it's turned into a 90 minute movie? Not so much.

You are like that beat up dirty husk at the bottom of the crib that no one wants and no one pays any attention to.
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 17:07     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
PP, How about Cornla, a sweet cousin of one of our faves, Larla.
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 17:06     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Another name post, sorry. DH and I cannot decide between the names Cornelia, Cornetta, Corndelia, and Mary Corn. Opinions?
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 17:05     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
17:02, how could you forget Cornton??
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 17:05     Subject: Re:S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Will my corn decrease after menopause?


Mine has not, but I find that it's kind of dried out.
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 17:04     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Sorry for the double post. My brain is turning to corn mush!
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 17:04     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
How many bushels of corn can a corn shuck shuck if a corn shuck can shuck corn.
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 17:03     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
My friend and I are having a disagreement about "the big 3." Please tell mw whose side you are on. Our friendship is on the line! I say "Cornell, Cornumbia, Corn State." She says, "U. Of Corn, USC, Corntown." HELP!
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 17:02     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
My friend and I are having a disagreement about "the big 3." Please tell mw whose side you are on. Our friendship is on the line! I say "Cornell, Cornumbia, Corn State." She says, "U. Of Corn, USC, Corntown." HELP!
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 17:00     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
This thread is like a Saturday Night Live skit that gets turned into a movie. What's funny for 3 minutes on TV... once it's turned into a 90 minute movie? Not so much.
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 16:52     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
16:50, I'd get the corn out of there! Kernels should never be compromised, never!
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 16:52     Subject: Re:S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
If you homecorned your cob, you would have never been at the store in the first place. I'm not passing judgment, just sayin'.
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 16:50     Subject: Re:S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
We're thinking about buying in Corn Valley, should I worry about my cobs being born with radioactive kernels? I hear the soil there is to die for, but my corn agent tells me not to give two shucks about it because it's not so bad. Would you risk it or take your husks elsewhere?
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 16:45     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
PP, hopefully he won't need a corn canal. Ouch!
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 16:44     Subject: Re:S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
I was looking in my DS mouth yesterday and noticed that he was sprouting an actual piece of candy corn in his gum. He has a real orange candy corn tooth! Should I take him to the dentist?