Anonymous
Post 01/01/2026 16:43     Subject: Gisele Bundchen marries Joachim Valente

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Tom is over there dancing with 25 year old women. She made the right choice

He’s like Leonardo De Caprio. The women they date stay the same age.


What women has Tom Brady dated and what are their ages? The only person I have seen him being linked to other than tabloid blather (and I don't even know if it is true) is Irina Shayk. It seems they vacationed together. She is 39.



Two different some-something influencers, including Brooks Nader (barf).

https://people.com/tom-brady-alix-earle-spotted-cozying-up-st-barths-club-new-years-eve-11878226
Anonymous
Post 01/01/2026 16:41     Subject: Gisele Bundchen marries Joachim Valente

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Tom is over there dancing with 25 year old women. She made the right choice

He’s like Leonardo De Caprio. The women they date stay the same age.


What women has Tom Brady dated and what are their ages? The only person I have seen him being linked to other than tabloid blather (and I don't even know if it is true) is Irina Shayk. It seems they vacationed together. She is 39.
Anonymous
Post 01/01/2026 16:38     Subject: Gisele Bundchen marries Joachim Valente

Anonymous wrote:Tom is over there dancing with 25 year old women. She made the right choice

He’s like Leonardo De Caprio. The women they date stay the same age.
Anonymous
Post 01/01/2026 16:19     Subject: Gisele Bundchen marries Joachim Valente

Anonymous wrote:Tom is over there dancing with 25 year old women. She made the right choice



Yeah, his last two hookups were 20something influencers. He was always a modelizer and is only getting more shallow with age, whereas Gisele is with an age-appropriate man who shares her family-centric values. Agree she made the right choice.

Note: in his Hertz commercials, he comes across as so bland and whiny. Not at all attractive imo.
Anonymous
Post 01/01/2026 15:12     Subject: Gisele Bundchen marries Joachim Valente

Tom is over there dancing with 25 year old women. She made the right choice
Anonymous
Post 01/01/2026 15:07     Subject: Gisele Bundchen marries Joachim Valente

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:This thread is a mess. They look very happy together


I give this 5 years max.


Relationships don't have to last forever to have have beautiful memories.
Anonymous
Post 01/01/2026 14:44     Subject: Gisele Bundchen marries Joachim Valente

Anonymous wrote:This thread is a mess. They look very happy together


I give this 5 years max.
Anonymous
Post 01/01/2026 12:56     Subject: Gisele Bundchen marries Joachim Valente

This thread is a mess. They look very happy together
Anonymous
Post 12/31/2025 14:02     Subject: Gisele Bundchen marries Joachim Valente

Men and women stick around for money and lifestyle and to have things bought for them. Also marriage gives them access to the other person's bank accounts and assets.

According to most on this board, there is no her money or his money, once you marry, all money is to be shared as family money or else she would be considered to be an abuser.
Anonymous
Post 12/31/2025 14:00     Subject: Gisele Bundchen marries Joachim Valente

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Good for her. She has been in a stable long-term relationship and has a baby with her new man. While her ex continues to cavort with a string of supermodels.


Marrying your affair partner and having a baby with him is not the flex you think it is.


It actually is and I gotta hand it to women who pull it off. Most side pieces bail when there's a baby. Especially when there's the baggage of step kids from the previous marriage. She got lucky or planned well or both.

Carry on.


Hilariously naive response. Let's just check her bank account against his shall we?
Anonymous
Post 12/31/2025 01:00     Subject: Gisele Bundchen marries Joachim Valente

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Good for her. She has been in a stable long-term relationship and has a baby with her new man. While her ex continues to cavort with a string of supermodels.


Marrying your affair partner and having a baby with him is not the flex you think it is.


It actually is and I gotta hand it to women who pull it off. Most side pieces bail when there's a baby. Especially when there's the baggage of step kids from the previous marriage. She got lucky or planned well or both.

Carry on.


Lol, baggage?? Have you seen her net worth? There's no comparing her to whether guys will "stick around" for other women.
Anonymous
Post 12/31/2025 00:40     Subject: Gisele Bundchen marries Joachim Valente

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Good for her. She has been in a stable long-term relationship and has a baby with her new man. While her ex continues to cavort with a string of supermodels.


Marrying your affair partner and having a baby with him is not the flex you think it is.


It actually is and I gotta hand it to women who pull it off. Most side pieces bail when there's a baby. Especially when there's the baggage of step kids from the previous marriage. She got lucky or planned well or both.

Carry on.
Anonymous
Post 12/30/2025 17:02     Subject: Gisele Bundchen marries Joachim Valente

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Joachim is not attractive. He looks like a Neanderthal.

Agree. Another no neck monster


They do not match looks wise.


The jujitsu guy seems good looking enough.

Tom Brady is allegedly very good looking - had a few adjustments to his face over the years - and yet he’s a shallow a**hole who despite having more money than he could ever reasonably need, put his career ahead of his CHILDREN - as well as his marriage.

Looks most definitely aren’t everything, and those that are very ‘pretty’ are often messed up in the head with regard to life’s priorities.



No he’s not. lol. At best he has a nice body but that can easily fade over time. His face is always going to be hideous.
Anonymous
Post 12/30/2025 17:01     Subject: Gisele Bundchen marries Joachim Valente

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Joachim is not attractive. He looks like a Neanderthal.

Agree. Another no neck monster


They do not match looks wise.


She found soneone who helps her look more feminine when out together.


+1 With Tom, she looked more masculine.
Anonymous
Post 12/30/2025 14:12     Subject: Gisele Bundchen marries Joachim Valente

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Joachim is not attractive. He looks like a Neanderthal.

Agree. Another no neck monster


They do not match looks wise.


The jujitsu guy seems good looking enough.

Tom Brady is allegedly very good looking - had a few adjustments to his face over the years - and yet he’s a shallow a**hole who despite having more money than he could ever reasonably need, put his career ahead of his CHILDREN - as well as his marriage.

Looks most definitely aren’t everything, and those that are very ‘pretty’ are often messed up in the head with regard to life’s priorities.



Everyone should put their career ahead of their children and marriage every time. Doing anything else is dumb.