Anonymous
07/03/2024 14:27
Subject: What cars do you consider to be tacky/ cringe?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:All EVs because you are overpaying and virtue signaling for a plastic piece of crap that can’t be driven long distances.
3 Series BMWs because you are poor and a loser.
Higher end BMWs because you overpaid for a “luxury” car when all you need is something that gets you from A to B. You drive like A-holes and probably financed it.
Luxury SUVs, see above. The more expensive, the dumber you are, because they’re all based on an identical frame and drive train. Lexus and Audi are the worst.
Camry, Accord, Carolla, Civic, because you’re so boring and ineffectual I want to cry. Did your mom have any children that lived, beta boy?
Sports cars of all varieties—Porsche, Corvette, Mustang, Dodge Charger—because you are compensating for a small penis.
Big lifted pickup trucks because you are compensating for a small penis.
Subaru Outbacks and the like… we get it, you’re a lesbian. That doesn’t need to be your entire personality.
Fiat, Alfo Romeo, the “cute” new Broncos… blech. Try harder, you striving try hard. Bore me again with your endless stories about obscure bands, restaurants, and travel abroad (inevitably to some authentic hell hole or another).
Suburbans and Escalades. Sweet use of money, everyone thinks you’re an Uber driver. And super practical for urban living.
Bikes, scooters, and mopeds: as bad as cars are, I hope every last one of you gets run off the road and chased into the Potomac.
That about cover it? No one should drive anything.
Why can’t EV drive long distances?
EVs can go thousands of miles.
Their batteries, not so much.
Since it sounds like you skipped 7th grade science; batteries rely on a chemical reaction to provide electricity.
Extreme temperatures of cold (or heat) reduce the efficiency of said reaction requirement.
To make matters even better than killing their range, they cannot even efficiently charge in inclement weather.
In perfect weather an EV max range is almost 300 miles. Mercedes had the record for consumer based model.
Oh man, I didn’t realize EVs had single use batteries. How hard is it to change them?
Anonymous
07/03/2024 08:46
Subject: Re:What cars do you consider to be tacky/ cringe?
Anonymous wrote:Subaru is for a woman who has just given up on everything: her looks, fun, social scene, and any hope of being appealing to a man.
I love defying the stereotypes. I can’t be the only straight, married, ultra-feminine, dress-wearing, non-sporty Mom of 3 adult DC, tooling about in my candy-colored Crosstrek, right? Maybe I’m closer to the Jeep Girl stereotype?
I’d have driven this car in my 20s had it been available.
Anonymous
07/03/2024 08:01
Subject: What cars do you consider to be tacky/ cringe?
Anonymous wrote:that tesla truck, any oversized truck that isn't covered in dirt/dinged up, and hummers.
One pulled up at camp drop off and every single parent cringed
Anonymous
07/03/2024 08:01
Subject: What cars do you consider to be tacky/ cringe?
Lexus suv, Porsche cayenne or hummer
Anonymous
06/24/2024 19:29
Subject: Re:What cars do you consider to be tacky/ cringe?
Anonymous wrote:Subaru is for a woman who has just given up on everything: her looks, fun, social scene, and any hope of being appealing to a man.
Suburus are the official car of birders, because you can get your scope on a tripod in the back. Suburu even played to this (still plays to it?) with an on-board birding app.
Although I'm pretty sure birding doesn't elevate Subaru's coolness factor in the minds of the bashers here.
Anyway, I don't own a Suburu, I own an ID.4 and there's plenty of room for the tripod.
Anonymous
06/24/2024 19:06
Subject: What cars do you consider to be tacky/ cringe?
Anonymous wrote:Tesla truck
We saw one of these on the road in Colorado last weekend. It looks like some lego blocks smooshed together. So ugly.
Anonymous
06/24/2024 14:58
Subject: Re:What cars do you consider to be tacky/ cringe?
Anonymous wrote:Subaru is for a woman who has just given up on everything: her looks, fun, social scene, and any hope of being appealing to a man.
And I'm happy about it!
Technically I haven't given up on fun -- there are plenty of things I enjoy doing -- but the rest of that stuff? Even my Outback doesn't have room for it.
Anonymous
06/24/2024 14:38
Subject: What cars do you consider to be tacky/ cringe?
that tesla truck, any oversized truck that isn't covered in dirt/dinged up, and hummers.
Anonymous
06/24/2024 14:32
Subject: What cars do you consider to be tacky/ cringe?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:All EVs because you are overpaying and virtue signaling for a plastic piece of crap that can’t be driven long distances.
3 Series BMWs because you are poor and a loser.
Higher end BMWs because you overpaid for a “luxury” car when all you need is something that gets you from A to B. You drive like A-holes and probably financed it.
Luxury SUVs, see above. The more expensive, the dumber you are, because they’re all based on an identical frame and drive train. Lexus and Audi are the worst.
Camry, Accord, Carolla, Civic, because you’re so boring and ineffectual I want to cry. Did your mom have any children that lived, beta boy?
Sports cars of all varieties—Porsche, Corvette, Mustang, Dodge Charger—because you are compensating for a small penis.
Big lifted pickup trucks because you are compensating for a small penis.
Subaru Outbacks and the like… we get it, you’re a lesbian. That doesn’t need to be your entire personality.
Fiat, Alfo Romeo, the “cute” new Broncos… blech. Try harder, you striving try hard. Bore me again with your endless stories about obscure bands, restaurants, and travel abroad (inevitably to some authentic hell hole or another).
Suburbans and Escalades. Sweet use of money, everyone thinks you’re an Uber driver. And super practical for urban living.
Bikes, scooters, and mopeds: as bad as cars are, I hope every last one of you gets run off the road and chased into the Potomac.
That about cover it? No one should drive anything.
Why can’t EV drive long distances?
EVs can go thousands of miles.
Their batteries, not so much.
Since it sounds like you skipped 7th grade science; batteries rely on a chemical reaction to provide electricity.
Extreme temperatures of cold (or heat) reduce the efficiency of said reaction requirement.
To make matters even better than killing their range, they cannot even efficiently charge in inclement weather.
In perfect weather an EV max range is almost 300 miles. Mercedes had the record for consumer based model.
Anonymous
06/23/2024 19:49
Subject: Re:What cars do you consider to be tacky/ cringe?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Nissan Altima's, Chevy Malibu's, and the worst of them, all, the Dodge Charger. Every single one of these drivers have a special place in hell waiting for them.
We have a Charger Hellcat!
C’mon, why the hate? What’s wrong with them? They’re fun! We typically only drive on weekends, do Orange Line for work. We probably burn less fuel in a month than some commuting in a Corolla or Prius M-F. Why are you hating on Chargers?
You are killing the planet that is why
America’s cars in aggregate contribute 2.5% of the total global green house gas emissions. So if every American stopped driving tomorrow, we’d go down to 97.5% of the emissions we had today. So, I don’t think a car that gets 30mpg is really a meaningful contributor vs one getting 40…
Anonymous
06/23/2024 19:38
Subject: What cars do you consider to be tacky/ cringe?
Anonymous wrote:All EVs because you are overpaying and virtue signaling for a plastic piece of crap that can’t be driven long distances.
3 Series BMWs because you are poor and a loser.
Higher end BMWs because you overpaid for a “luxury” car when all you need is something that gets you from A to B. You drive like A-holes and probably financed it.
Luxury SUVs, see above. The more expensive, the dumber you are, because they’re all based on an identical frame and drive train. Lexus and Audi are the worst.
Camry, Accord, Carolla, Civic, because you’re so boring and ineffectual I want to cry. Did your mom have any children that lived, beta boy?
Sports cars of all varieties—Porsche, Corvette, Mustang, Dodge Charger—because you are compensating for a small penis.
Big lifted pickup trucks because you are compensating for a small penis.
Subaru Outbacks and the like… we get it, you’re a lesbian. That doesn’t need to be your entire personality.
Fiat, Alfo Romeo, the “cute” new Broncos… blech. Try harder, you striving try hard. Bore me again with your endless stories about obscure bands, restaurants, and travel abroad (inevitably to some authentic hell hole or another).
Suburbans and Escalades. Sweet use of money, everyone thinks you’re an Uber driver. And super practical for urban living.
Bikes, scooters, and mopeds: as bad as cars are, I hope every last one of you gets run off the road and chased into the Potomac.
That about cover it? No one should drive anything.
Why can’t EV drive long distances?
Anonymous
06/23/2024 19:37
Subject: What cars do you consider to be tacky/ cringe?
Anonymous wrote:Lexus suv! So so cringe
Sorry you’re too poor to have an LX. They’re one of the best SUVs in the history of SUVs.
Anonymous
06/23/2024 19:23
Subject: Re:What cars do you consider to be tacky/ cringe?
Subaru is for a woman who has just given up on everything: her looks, fun, social scene, and any hope of being appealing to a man.
Anonymous
06/23/2024 19:07
Subject: What cars do you consider to be tacky/ cringe?
G wagons
Anonymous
06/23/2024 19:04
Subject: Re:What cars do you consider to be tacky/ cringe?
Any SUV.