Anonymous wrote:Madeline
Margaret
Elizabeth
Maddie, Maggie, and Lizzie live right next door to one of the nicest parks in Arlington. Of course you bought there thinking you'd end up with at least one Tom in the mix. Either way, you like the traditional home you chose and the strong traditional names you picked for your kids. You're not the least bit trendy (LL Bean everything is your style), and your husband can't stand Americans with "foreign" names like your deadbeat brother in law's daughters, Sophia and Isabella. No, it's Catholic school for your girls, and good traditional values too. Your husband works for Homeland Security, and you both feel nostalgic for the good old days of George W. If by some miracle you DO have another kid, it will probably have Tom as a first name after your father in law who once worked under Reagan. George will be the middle name.