I hate the double negatives. And I really hate that I find myself using them to relate to certain family members. Blah

"reach out", way overused....
Lots of others, but that's on the top of my list at the moment

Anonymous wrote:Didn't read the whole post, so I don't know if it has been said. ValenTIME's Day

I say that! I've said it since I was a small child growing up in the Midwest and I will continue to say it until the day I die.

(I wonder why no one ever corrected me)

Didn't read the whole post, so I don't know if it has been said. ValenTIME's Day

"I'm not a lawyer" and "let's leave it for the lawyers"

Like they need an ego boost?

"Dead" for exactly, you got it.

"Dying" for laughing

"second hand embarrassment"

"VaJJ" just call it a vagina!

"Retarded" "retard"-old term, bad taste, not funny

"just kidding" no you are not

"no offense, but" you are about to say something offensive

"OMG I'd kill myself if.."

"I admire you. I don't know how you handle...I couldn't do it." no you don't, yes you could and yes you would

Philosophically opposed


People who say this make me want to stab myself in the eyeball

I'm not reading 14 pages, but "do what" is just about the most unintelligent term I've heard in this century.

Dear God let the above be written correctly.

Anonymous wrote:Butt hurt =feelings are hurt, took something personally and is now upset

Know someone who says this to mean, my butt hurts because I've been sitting for a long time. Yes, he's very old and has problems focusing.

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Anonymous wrote:I hate when my husband calls his penis the "one eyed wonder worm"

I hate this, too.

Also hate when I'm sick and he offers me the "two-ball cure-all".

I laughed out loud at that. I've never heard that before.

Nonetheless, I'm sure I'd be pissed and annoyed if my dh said to me when I was sick.

Anonymous wrote:I hate "awesome sauce."

I prefer mansauce.

Anonymous wrote:I hate when my husband calls his penis the "one eyed wonder worm"

I hate this, too.

Also hate when I'm sick and he offers me the "two-ball cure-all".

"No worries" is Australian.

PP, I agree, in the literal interpretation, that is how it would come across. But sometimes, people use those phrases as wanting to mean, "to be straightforward" ... So, they are about to say something not sugarcoated (i.e., just being frank).

When people say "to be honest....." or "honestly speaking....". Are we to assume that you don't normally speak honestly?