Anonymous
Post 05/13/2026 13:29     Subject: Re:2035, 2034, 2033 Girls

Anonymous wrote:This is an inaccurate interpretation of the event. Both sidelines were out of control, both teams were disqualified, and both coaching staffs contributed to the situation escalating. Afterward, HOCo appealed to the officials and had the disqualification overruled, which should not have happened. Both teams had already been forfeited based on the conduct that occurred.


THIS!!! The director walked over and said, “I’m tired of both of your shit. This has been all season with you,” while looking at the HoCo coach, “and especially when you both play each other. You are done. You both forfeit.”
Ask any parent from FLC or Heros who was standing along that fence. It caught everyone’s attention. The director was pissed at both teams for their actions. It’s just that HoCo never seems to have to take responsibility for theirs.
Anonymous
Post 05/13/2026 12:06     Subject: Re:2035, 2034, 2033 Girls

This is an inaccurate interpretation of the event. Both sidelines were out of control, both teams were disqualified, and both coaching staffs contributed to the situation escalating. Afterward, HOCo appealed to the officials and had the disqualification overruled, which should not have happened. Both teams had already been forfeited based on the conduct that occurred.
Anonymous
Post 05/13/2026 11:31     Subject: 2035, 2034, 2033 Girls

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Hoco34 has broken your brains. The things written here about a bunch of 9 and 10 year olds is insane.

The fact is people have problems with them bc they win and they big. Thats it. It’s a skill issue. All of the whining about dirty coaching and playing is comical. It’s just cope. They win because they are better.

All of the losing parents can’t handle it and lash out at officials instead of teaching their kids to train and embrace adversity.

You don’t like losing to hoco? Work harder or go play soccer. Don’t throw a tantrum and make your team forfeit.


OMG how delusional hoco parents are. Horrible.


To say the losing parents can’t handle losing and lash out at the officials is comical. Clearly, you’ve never seen a HoCo sideline in action. They’ve consistently been a problem since they started. Parents act like their kids can do no wrong, and if someone even grazes their child, they start screaming at refs for foul calls. When their girls are physically hurting the other team. They’ve also been known to yell at officials when games aren’t going the way they think they should, accusing refs of “losing the game” for their girls.
The coach also treats injuries like an inconvenience, yelling at players to get up because if a coach comes onto the field, the player has to come off and they don’t want that. I even witnessed her yelling at her own daughter to get off the field while she was hurt and crying because she was “wasting time” when they were losing.
We’ve come across this team multiple times over the past three years, and every time their behavior and sideline antics seem to get worse.


...and yet the MD United parents were the ones with the behavior that was so toxic that they forced their 10 year old daughters to forfeit a playoff game because their parents abused the refs and league officials so much. If HoCo parents are as bad as you say they are, then it sure says a lot that the MD United were the ones who were so much worse that league officials took the extraordinary step of taking the game out of the kids' hands and forcing MD United to take the loss as punishment for the outlandish behavior of their sideline. And rather than learn from the utter embarrassment, MD United parents are crying on here about how bad the other team is.
Anonymous
Post 05/13/2026 09:43     Subject: 2035, 2034, 2033 Girls

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Hoco34 has broken your brains. The things written here about a bunch of 9 and 10 year olds is insane.

The fact is people have problems with them bc they win and they big. Thats it. It’s a skill issue. All of the whining about dirty coaching and playing is comical. It’s just cope. They win because they are better.

All of the losing parents can’t handle it and lash out at officials instead of teaching their kids to train and embrace adversity.

You don’t like losing to hoco? Work harder or go play soccer. Don’t throw a tantrum and make your team forfeit.


OMG how delusional hoco parents are. Horrible.


To say the losing parents can’t handle losing and lash out at the officials is comical. Clearly, you’ve never seen a HoCo sideline in action. They’ve consistently been a problem since they started. Parents act like their kids can do no wrong, and if someone even grazes their child, they start screaming at refs for foul calls. When their girls are physically hurting the other team. They’ve also been known to yell at officials when games aren’t going the way they think they should, accusing refs of “losing the game” for their girls.
The coach also treats injuries like an inconvenience, yelling at players to get up because if a coach comes onto the field, the player has to come off and they don’t want that. I even witnessed her yelling at her own daughter to get off the field while she was hurt and crying because she was “wasting time” when they were losing.
We’ve come across this team multiple times over the past three years, and every time their behavior and sideline antics seem to get worse.
Anonymous
Post 05/13/2026 02:01     Subject: 2035, 2034, 2033 Girls

Anonymous wrote:Hoco34 has broken your brains. The things written here about a bunch of 9 and 10 year olds is insane.

The fact is people have problems with them bc they win and they big. Thats it. It’s a skill issue. All of the whining about dirty coaching and playing is comical. It’s just cope. They win because they are better.

All of the losing parents can’t handle it and lash out at officials instead of teaching their kids to train and embrace adversity.

You don’t like losing to hoco? Work harder or go play soccer. Don’t throw a tantrum and make your team forfeit.


OMG how delusional hoco parents are. Horrible.
Anonymous
Post 05/13/2026 00:45     Subject: 2035, 2034, 2033 Girls

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Baby, if they hit my grandbaby ONE more time playing lacrosse, I’m coming down on that field — and coach better not stop me!

That’s funny!


There is no multiple hoco parentS here. There’s one parent posting everything, including things like this talking to themselves. No one would think that post was funny, so est my case. They find themselves funny, or possibly it’s a non-hoco parent hater just trying to stir the pot and garner hate toward hoco. Just a troll either way.
Anonymous
Post 05/12/2026 21:16     Subject: 2035, 2034, 2033 Girls

Anonymous wrote:
Baby, if they hit my grandbaby ONE more time playing lacrosse, I’m coming down on that field — and coach better not stop me!

That’s funny!
Anonymous
Post 05/12/2026 21:04     Subject: Re:2035, 2034, 2033 Girls

The only thing more aggressive than HOCO’s defense is their parents in these comments.
If coaches have to tell parents to calm down every weekend, maybe the culture’s the problem.
Anonymous
Post 05/12/2026 20:54     Subject: 2035, 2034, 2033 Girls

You just killed the thread by posting drunk.
Anonymous
Post 05/12/2026 20:05     Subject: 2035, 2034, 2033 Girls


Baby, if they hit my grandbaby ONE more time playing lacrosse, I’m coming down on that field — and coach better not stop me!
Anonymous
Post 05/12/2026 20:03     Subject: Re:2035, 2034, 2033 Girls

I heard they are going Reggie Bush HOCO. Letting MDU coaches and HOCO coaches line up on the field sixes style… only subs are the parents that sat under the Veo camera.
Anonymous
Post 05/12/2026 18:56     Subject: 2035, 2034, 2033 Girls

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Hoco34 has broken your brains. The things written here about a bunch of 9 and 10 year olds is insane.

The fact is people have problems with them bc they win and they big. Thats it. It’s a skill issue. All of the whining about dirty coaching and playing is comical. It’s just cope. They win because they are better.

All of the losing parents can’t handle it and lash out at officials instead of teaching their kids to train and embrace adversity.

You don’t like losing to hoco? Work harder or go play soccer. Don’t throw a tantrum and make your team forfeit.

This is a glimpse of the issue. MDU parents and staff acknowledged the bad behavior, apologized to the players and league and will work on sideline behavior and safe play. Hoco unapologetically continues taunting and poor behavior.

This..Is...It!
Anonymous
Post 05/12/2026 17:38     Subject: 2035, 2034, 2033 Girls

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:What you all should be worried about is the fact that, like every other HoCo team, this one will fall apart in the next few years and your teams are going to wind up picking up the best of their barking players.


The team almost folded already after a large group left because of the culture. The team only has two subs. It wouldn’t be surprising if a few more deserted, not wanting to be associated with the group.


I saw a lot of subs on the sideline for Maryland United 2034s. Agreed that the parent culture seems pretty toxic - have never seen parents force a forfeit for berating referees in youth lacrosse - but it doesn't seem like things are as bad as you say they are over at MDU. They'll unfortunately be back.


I was referring to HoCo. I should have been clearer!


He knew exactly. He was being as unfunny and unclever as usual.
Anonymous
Post 05/12/2026 17:03     Subject: 2035, 2034, 2033 Girls

Anonymous wrote:[twitter]
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Hoco34 has broken your brains. The things written here about a bunch of 9 and 10 year olds is insane.

The fact is people have problems with them bc they win and they big. Thats it. It’s a skill issue. All of the whining about dirty coaching and playing is comical. It’s just cope. They win because they are better.

All of the losing parents can’t handle it and lash out at officials instead of teaching their kids to train and embrace adversity.

You don’t like losing to hoco? Work harder or go play soccer. Don’t throw a tantrum and make your team forfeit.


Its not about losing to them it happens. Its about game play. If you think bodying, cross checking, push from behind, slashes, dangerous shots, girls getting hit in the head and intimidation is skill then you have lost your mind. All things that have been called on this team. They typically get yellow cards every game. Sometimes even have girls card out. Parents want their kids to be safe, thats not an unfathomable thing to ask. If they are doing these things at 9/10yrs old what will they be doing when they are 13/14yrs old.


They are not going to be doing it at 13/14 because their good players will be on another team w another club where that isn’t the culture, tolerated or asked for, plus no college coach recruiting wants to see that type of player or parent .

30/32 here. Saw none of it anywhere else. The 30 chip game was about 10x calmer than the 2034 semifinal lol.
They have a coach who is very engaged, shows up to 3 practices a week for them..better than the missing coaches for my 2033 who sporadically honor us with their presence even though paid & committed..but she has a reputation from Century. Not an accident that this is happening at hoco and not hero’s.

anyone see anything like this at the 2030/31/32/33 playoffs or championship?


No. Have a 30 and 33. Saw the usual stuff from parents yelling out at refs every now and then during the playoff games but nothing like what the 34 MD United parents did to the refs and league officials during that game.
Anonymous
Post 05/12/2026 13:48     Subject: 2035, 2034, 2033 Girls

[twitter]
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Hoco34 has broken your brains. The things written here about a bunch of 9 and 10 year olds is insane.

The fact is people have problems with them bc they win and they big. Thats it. It’s a skill issue. All of the whining about dirty coaching and playing is comical. It’s just cope. They win because they are better.

All of the losing parents can’t handle it and lash out at officials instead of teaching their kids to train and embrace adversity.

You don’t like losing to hoco? Work harder or go play soccer. Don’t throw a tantrum and make your team forfeit.


Its not about losing to them it happens. Its about game play. If you think bodying, cross checking, push from behind, slashes, dangerous shots, girls getting hit in the head and intimidation is skill then you have lost your mind. All things that have been called on this team. They typically get yellow cards every game. Sometimes even have girls card out. Parents want their kids to be safe, thats not an unfathomable thing to ask. If they are doing these things at 9/10yrs old what will they be doing when they are 13/14yrs old.


They are not going to be doing it at 13/14 because their good players will be on another team w another club where that isn’t the culture, tolerated or asked for, plus no college coach recruiting wants to see that type of player or parent .

They have a coach who is very engaged, shows up to 3 practices a week for them..better than the missing coaches for my 2033 who sporadically honor us with their presence even though paid & committed..but she has a reputation from Century. Not an accident that this is happening at hoco and not hero’s.

anyone see anything like this at the 2030/31/32/33 playoffs or championship?


No. Have a 30 and 33. Saw the usual stuff from parents yelling out at refs every now and then during the playoff games but nothing like what the 34 MD United parents did to the refs and league officials during that game.