Moms (and dads) who post birthday announcements on SM and describe their child with the inevitable “fiercely”— “larla is fiercely strong” or “larlo is fiercely loyal”…

Anonymous wrote:Long pointy nails. So nasty.

+1

So trashy

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Anonymous wrote:Vegan "cheese"

All plant based “meat substitutes” are disgusting.

+2. So gross. Especially the ones that fake “bleed”.

Agreed. Why not just stick with veggies?

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Anonymous wrote:Dogs.

Can be cute to look at, but judging how so many owners are just walking their dogs, it seems most owners hate the responsibility, too.

What?

Most dog owners don't walk their dogs properly. They do so lazily, while on their phone, on the wrong side of a path, with a retractable leash, letting them pee in people's yards. Being responsible for your pet takes work, and most dog owners don't want to do the work.

'Documentaries' consisting solely of zooming in/out of photos with voiceovers
Soundtracks in the backdrop of npr shows
Salmon burgers/fish tacos (just cook it as a piece of fish, people)
Family/eharmony photo shoots happening in the middle of my hike
Marvel films

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Anonymous wrote:Long pointy nails. So nasty.

With you on the long nails. I watch people with these nails try to do simple things that the nails make difficult. Just why?

Me, too. Just yuck. Keep them short. You can still paint them.

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Anonymous wrote:Dogs.

Can be cute to look at, but judging how so many owners are just walking their dogs, it seems most owners hate the responsibility, too.

Dogs are the best. We don’t deserve them. I will die on this hill.

I completely agree with you.

Peeps

Shaped thin eyebrows
Giant shaggy beards
Instagram
Dogs

Country music
David Sedaris
Picnics
Goldendoodles
Star Wars
Sweet potato fries
Teslas
Corn

Waffle fries
Taking the same vacation every year
Perfect attendance for a whole school year
Dogs barking inside a house at everything they see or hear outside

Starbucks coffee
Courtyard Marriott VA Beach
Tattoos
Parking right next to other car when there are hundreds of spaces.
Farting next to other person at the grocery store and the garden center.

Cheesecake- I know it's blasphemy, but I hate the texture
Dancing at things like Weddings, Bar/Bat Mitzvahs etc... It's just so much awkwardness and sweaty bodies in close proximity
Hotel breakfast buffets
Drinking to the point of feeling sick
Coffee drinks that cost upwards of $5
Vacationing with other families. To be honest, my favorite way to travel is by myself.
Giant SUV's in the suburbs

2023 Madonna

2023 Tom Cruise

Scientology

Life coaches

Lululemon

Chick Fil A (Dude, it smells bad!)

Bacon, ketchup, sausage for breakfast
Hunting
Horror movies
Multiple cosmetic surgeries
Assuming clients don’t notice
Fake salads
Canned pasta
Guns