Anonymous
Post 12/15/2015 12:45     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Clara
Max


You think you are really "real" and low-maintenance, but living in DC has gotten to you, and your Midwestern friends and family can barely talk to you anymore. You thought you'd be down with public school, but you are definitely going to send your kids to private school. You are thin and make a point to look great at the daycare/school drop-off.


Ha!! PP, you surely have a gift! Merry Christmas!! Happy holidays!!
Anonymous
Post 12/15/2015 12:35     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Blythe


You really want to be upper-class, but you are not. You are Midwestern middle class, and there's just no getting around it.
Anonymous
Post 12/15/2015 12:30     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Elizabeth
Abigail
Anonymous
Post 12/15/2015 12:19     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Matthew and Sophie
Anonymous
Post 12/15/2015 11:56     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Blythe


*Blythe and Cyril
Anonymous
Post 12/15/2015 11:56     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Blythe
Anonymous
Post 12/15/2015 11:37     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Michael
Elizabeth (Libby)
Emma
Kathleen (Kate)


You and your husband met at Boston College, where you were studying education and he was pre-law. You'll be heading back to New England for Christmas, where you and your 4 siblings will drink many craft beers reminiscing about the Christmas your dad got your new sailboat stuck in the marsh, while Emma and Kathleen amuse their baby cousins and Michael and Libby sneak off with some eggnog and your sister Kathy's oldest kids to play drinking games in the pool house.
Anonymous
Post 12/15/2015 11:34     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Andrea
Christina
Anonymous
Post 12/15/2015 11:16     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Katherine
Laura
John


You got a lot of family pressure from both sides about naming your kids. You might've gone for something slightly more edgy or trendy, but didn't want to risk having your MIL roll her eyes at you. That being said, you squidge your nose when people call your baby "Kathy" instead of "Katherine"

You think private school is overrated, but still deeply care about what Northern Virginia public school your children will be attending.

"They have lacrosse...how bad could it be?"


Anonymous
Post 12/15/2015 10:46     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Katherine
Laura
John
Anonymous
Post 12/15/2015 10:33     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Noah, Hannah and Caleb


You were secretly hoping that Caleb was a girl so you could name her 'Sarah' and continue your trend of using an unnecessary 'H' at the end of names. Alas, Caleb was a boy.

You obsessively checked the popular name lists before giving birth. "Oh no! The names I love are getting more popular," you thought. "But I loved them first!"

You drive a minivan and your kids are into traveling sports. You take frequent girl's-weekends to places like New York and intend to get crazy, but are in bed by 11:00.




Anonymous
Post 12/15/2015 10:23     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Abigail (Abby)
Anonymous
Post 12/15/2015 10:20     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Brooklyn and Naomi


Your nails are always done. You think mid-level "luxury" brands like Coach are the height of sophistication. You are a lot of fun to be around, but are best taken in small doses.
Anonymous
Post 12/15/2015 10:19     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Noah, Hannah and Caleb
Anonymous
Post 12/15/2015 10:10     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Genevieve


You decorate your home in 'French Provincial' style and casually slip into conversations that you got a great deal on a $7000 dining table.