I put barriers on the windowsill so she wouldn't climb up the screens, and now she keep trying to attack my finger.

My cat is mad that the housekeeper came and interrupted her 23.75 hour nap.

Cat A: Still salty I had *another* baby (I only have two kids and the younger’s now two months but he holds a grudge)

Cat B: I insisted he get off the (wet) bath mat so I could hang it up

She’s deeply disappointed I didn’t feed her for the 20th time today.

Our cat needs to lose some weight and has been on a meal schedule (and yeah, free feeding is how he got fat). I recently learned that my husband has been feeding him a second breakfast every morning because he “looks hungry.” Naturally, I asked my husband to stop overfeeding the cat.

Now he just sits by his dish glaring at me because somehow he *knows* that I’m responsible for the loss of his second breakfast. He is so mad at me.

I put my hand down like I was going to pet her... but didn't. She prrrmmmm'ed early in anticipation, and was confused when my hand didn't make contact with her head.

[don't worry I pet her about 10 seconds later, but she was mad about it]

Anonymous wrote:My cat is angry that I will not watch him while he eats tonight. I simply do not have time to watch him eat every meal. I am going to pay one way or the other for this transgression.

We had a cat that did this. She would go on a hunger strike if you didn’t stand and watch her eat. She was a stray before we got her. HOW DID YOU SURVIVE IN THE WILD?

My two cats are annoyed because I went into the bathroom and had the audacity to close the door. They made their displeasure known by shoving their paws under the door. They switched between meowing plaintively and yowling angrily. Now that I done with my ablutions, they refuse to look at me. They will not, however, leave the room that I'm in.

DD had an old stroller out for her dollies to play in. The cat decided that's his new nap place, even though he barely fits. He refuses to get out even when DD pushes him all around the house. Right now they're making a loop between the kitchen and the living room. He's annoyed but won't give up his bed.

He’s not mad at me (well no more do than usual) but I did just walk into the bathroom to discover him staring deeply at his own reflection in the mirror, lit only by the flame of a nearby candle.

So you should probably hope he’s not mad at you either, because he’s clearly conducting some kind of satanic ritual to curse his enemies.