Anonymous
Post 05/20/2026 07:59     Subject: 2027 Girls Lax WCAC + ISL Outlook
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Hot take. Sssas sucks next year. And hair bands won’t be called as penalty
Make sure you wear a mouthguard too! Do you wear orange cleats?


Definitely yes or the father of the orange cleats. One is just as bad as the other.


For those of us who have no idea what is going on here please offer some detailed recount. Hair bands? Cleats?
Anonymous
Post 05/19/2026 20:15     Subject: 2027 Girls Lax WCAC + ISL Outlook
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Hot take. Sssas sucks next year. And hair bands won’t be called as penalty
Make sure you wear a mouthguard too! Do you wear orange cleats?


Definitely yes or the father of the orange cleats. One is just as bad as the other.
Anonymous
Post 05/19/2026 16:46     Subject: 2027 Girls Lax WCAC + ISL Outlook
I don’t think it’s parents. I think we got trolling high schoolers invasion and sore losers from these other teams having a field day.
Anonymous
Post 05/19/2026 16:35     Subject: 2027 Girls Lax WCAC + ISL Outlook
Anonymous wrote:Don't you dare disrespect their hard work and dedication claiming over-hyped and underperforming.


First off all, we should start a thread about this entire post.

Thank up for writing it, ALL CAPS and all. I leave DCUM for a few days and see that I missed this, pure gold and I am kicking myself.

Abive is my favorite quote of the whole thing. I keep picturing some tiny ISL mom yelling this quote in the face of the enormous ISL dad who wrote it IRL. I've been cracking up for 10 minutes thinking about who I hoped wrote each. Keep 'em coming, PLEASE!
Anonymous
Post 05/19/2026 16:08     Subject: 2027 Girls Lax WCAC + ISL Outlook
Anonymous wrote:Players at this level should know what is legal to have on their wrist and what is not.
Exactly
Anonymous
Post 05/19/2026 16:05     Subject: 2027 Girls Lax WCAC + ISL Outlook
No hair tie in the VISAA Championship game that Saints won easily 10-5! Never have anything on your body in a games refs will call that in HS or college!
Anonymous
Post 05/19/2026 13:36     Subject: 2027 Girls Lax WCAC + ISL Outlook
Anonymous wrote:The Saints girl (who actually could get into college) pointed out a hair tie on a STAB players wrist in a tied game that resulted in a possession change that resulted in SSSAS winning the in season game.


“A player was wearing a hair tie on her wrist which is against the rules and caused a turnover “ is all that was necessary.
Anonymous
Post 05/19/2026 12:27     Subject: 2027 Girls Lax WCAC + ISL Outlook
Players at this level should know what is legal to have on their wrist and what is not.
Anonymous
Post 05/19/2026 11:48     Subject: 2027 Girls Lax WCAC + ISL Outlook
Anonymous wrote:I noticed that the Capital 2028 team is currently ranked 19th, which is quite low. Do you happen to know how many players from that team are at SSSA?


If you want to hear more about 2028 club lacrosse please visit the 2028 thread.
Anonymous
Post 05/19/2026 11:28     Subject: 2027 Girls Lax WCAC + ISL Outlook
I noticed that the Capital 2028 team is currently ranked 19th, which is quite low. Do you happen to know how many players from that team are at SSSA?
Anonymous
Post 05/19/2026 11:12     Subject: 2027 Girls Lax WCAC + ISL Outlook
Everyone prefers a shot clock. Shot clocks should be required for all varsity lax games so silly that so many schools do not. SSSAS and ISL League schools use a shot clock. STAB does not use a shot clock so I am sure they have used plenty of stall ball over their season. STAB start playing with a shot clock in your league!
Anonymous
Post 05/19/2026 11:04     Subject: 2027 Girls Lax WCAC + ISL Outlook
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I was so hoping these SSSAS folks had moved on with the '26 class. Guess a few remain. This group was over-hyped and under performed for most of it's career. They split with SR and shared the title and then won VISAA. Good for them. Take the W and move on to college. The fact remains that KJ, Bill and Gussie have one meaningful win in the post shot clock era. While STAB had to endure stall ball let's hope a stick check or a hair band inspection wasn't called for by their classy coach. Let's move on to '27 as '26 was the last gasp of that program.


Someone explain hair band inspection?
TROLL WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING?! Gussie does not Coach Saints lax. Gussie is not a coach at SSSAS. THE SAINTS TEAM PLAYS BETTER WITH A SHOT CLOCK! THEY WOULD Have PREFERRED A SHOT CLOCK. The 1st half they had like 4 goals in 8 min and STAB had 0 so they came out playing like there was a shot clock. The stall ball saved STAB from a 20-5 loss instead it was only 10-5 as many chances to score on goal were intentionally not taken.


This debate was over a couple of days ago and pretty clearly won by the guy who explained why stall ball in the first half was "bush league", but effective. But just so you understand the flaw in your own logic. If SSSAS would have "PREFERRED A SHOT CLOCK" they could have shot the ball.
Anonymous
Post 05/19/2026 08:18     Subject: 2027 Girls Lax WCAC + ISL Outlook
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I was so hoping these SSSAS folks had moved on with the '26 class. Guess a few remain. This group was over-hyped and under performed for most of it's career. They split with SR and shared the title and then won VISAA. Good for them. Take the W and move on to college. The fact remains that KJ, Bill and Gussie have one meaningful win in the post shot clock era. While STAB had to endure stall ball let's hope a stick check or a hair band inspection wasn't called for by their classy coach. Let's move on to '27 as '26 was the last gasp of that program.


Someone explain hair band inspection?
TROLL WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING?! Gussie does not Coach Saints lax. Gussie is not a coach at SSSAS. THE SAINTS TEAM PLAYS BETTER WITH A SHOT CLOCK! THEY WOULD Have PREFERRED A SHOT CLOCK. The 1st half they had like 4 goals in 8 min and STAB had 0 so they came out playing like there was a shot clock. The stall ball saved STAB from a 20-5 loss instead it was only 10-5 as many chances to score on goal were intentionally not taken.
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The question was about hair band inspections?
Anonymous
Post 05/19/2026 07:25     Subject: 2027 Girls Lax WCAC + ISL Outlook
Not a part of this argument but seems a nerve was touched. Must be some truth to it.

Anonymous
Post 05/19/2026 00:52     Subject: 2027 Girls Lax WCAC + ISL Outlook
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I was so hoping these SSSAS folks had moved on with the '26 class. Guess a few remain. This group was over-hyped and under performed for most of it's career. They split with SR and shared the title and then won VISAA. Good for them. Take the W and move on to college. The fact remains that KJ, Bill and Gussie have one meaningful win in the post shot clock era. While STAB had to endure stall ball let's hope a stick check or a hair band inspection wasn't called for by their classy coach. Let's move on to '27 as '26 was the last gasp of that program.


Someone explain hair band inspection?
TROLL WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING?! Gussie does not Coach Saints lax. Gussie is not a coach at SSSAS. THE SAINTS TEAM PLAYS BETTER WITH A SHOT CLOCK! THEY WOULD Have PREFERRED A SHOT CLOCK. The 1st half they had like 4 goals in 8 min and STAB had 0 so they came out playing like there was a shot clock. The stall ball saved STAB from a 20-5 loss instead it was only 10-5 as many chances to score on goal were intentionally not taken.