How much for the little girl? How much for the women? Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters. Sell them to me.

I can't believe no one has said it yet:

"It might be a tumor. It's not a tumor!"

We also regularly wake each other up with:

"OK, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties cause it's cold out there. It's cold out there every day."

I've got an idea forming in my head (Time Bandits; must be said with an accent)

Why don’t you fix your little problem and light this candle? (The Right Stuff)

I was told there would be cake. (Office space)

Don’t be a guy. The world is full of guys. Be a man. (Say Anything)

There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who like Neil Diamond and those who don’t. (What about Bob)

You're looking very purple-y

When at an expensive restaurant:

“ You think with a financial statement like this you can have the duck?”

All I know is, on the day your plane was to leave, if I had the power, I would turn the winds around, I would roll in the fog, I would bring in storms, I would change the polarity of the earth so compasses couldn't work, so your plane couldn't take off.

Well the world needs ditch diggers, too.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You’re out of your element, Donny.

Phone's ringing, Dude...

Is this your homework, Larry?

I'll have what she's having

He's sleeping with the fishes

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse

Sushi? Sushi?! You think this is about sushi?!

(From Monsters, Inc.)

You’re ruining our lives and eating all our steak.

Anonymous wrote:All sorts of things from Napolean Dynamite.

Eat your ham, Tina.