Anonymous wrote:One of my DSs friends last name is Pimple. Poor kid, good thing he is cute!
Anonymous wrote:My grandfather knew an Adolf Hitler (born before the rise of the other Adolf Hitler). He changed his name.
Anonymous wrote:While attending the fire academy many years ago, the instructors name was Richard Weed. We arrived at class the first day and scrolled across the chalk board was “Dick Weed”.
We all looked at each other perplexed and thought, no way can this be the instructors name. Must be a joke!
Moments later the instructor appeared and introduced himself, we all sat with our mouths open. He instructed us to all read what was written on the board “DICK WEED”.
He then proceeded to tell us that was the last time he was to hear Dick Weed on the academy grounds.
Poor guy, what parent in their right mind would name their child Richard “aka Dick” Weed
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Odor. A year younger than me in high school.
My mom’s dentist growing up was either Dr. Ache or Dr. Pain (I’m assuming it was spelled Payne, though). They had a practice together.
I know someone with the last name “Smeller”! I am imagining these two getting married and hyphenating so it would be “Odor-Smeller”!
Anonymous wrote:Odor. A year younger than me in high school.
My mom’s dentist growing up was either Dr. Ache or Dr. Pain (I’m assuming it was spelled Payne, though). They had a practice together.