Anonymous
Post 03/16/2020 13:25     Subject: Re:Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..

I heard this one yesterday -

Your grandparents were called to war. You've been asked to sit on your couch. You can do this.
Anonymous
Post 03/16/2020 12:01     Subject: Re:Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..

“Okay team..And now, let me demonstrate where NOT to stand when you operate industrial grade bleach fog gun..”



Anonymous
Post 03/16/2020 07:48     Subject: Re:Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..

OMG his fake hazmat suit and the dad with the spray

Anonymous
Post 03/16/2020 07:39     Subject: Re:Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..

Anonymous wrote:Not a CV but too funny to pass..




hahahahahahah
Anonymous
Post 03/16/2020 07:33     Subject: Re:Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..

Irrelevant but funny as heck..

Anonymous
Post 03/16/2020 07:30     Subject: Re:Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..

Anonymous
Post 03/16/2020 07:23     Subject: Re:Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..



QUARANTINE DIARY

Day 1: I have stocked up enough non- perishable food
and supplies to last me for months, maybe years so
I can remain in isolation as long as it takes to see out
this pandemic.

Day 1 + 45 minutes: I am in a supermarket because I wanted a Twix






@Michael1979
Anonymous
Post 03/16/2020 06:58     Subject: Re:Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..

Anonymous
Post 03/16/2020 06:55     Subject: Re:Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..

Anonymous
Post 03/16/2020 06:53     Subject: Re:Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..

Anonymous
Post 03/16/2020 06:50     Subject: Re:Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..

Anonymous
Post 03/16/2020 06:46     Subject: Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..

Anonymous wrote:The best Coronavirus joke I've heard so far:

Coronavirus 3P diet

A man calls his doctor because he suspects he has Coronavirus.
They discuss his symptoms and conclude that he indeed has the disease.

Doctor: you will need to start the 3P diet.

Man: the 3P diet? What's that?

Doctor: pizza, pancakes, and panini

Man: but doctor, why?

Doctor: because they fit under the door


Anonymous
Post 03/16/2020 06:42     Subject: Re:Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..

Anonymous
Post 03/16/2020 06:40     Subject: Re:Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..

No seasickness for you my friend!

If only all cruise companies were following this dry land cruise concept by South Korea we would never have to evacuate anybody.

Anonymous
Post 03/16/2020 04:55     Subject: Re:Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..

Going to a grocery store and doing his own shopping for Sylvester Stallone is like gong to St Barths once a decade. Very very special event!